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Classichan Thread #1
Elijah Russell
Camden Baker
I hate trannies weebs and incels - hows life op?
Caleb Hernandez
Pretty good, visited my grandma in the countryside and tried grilling. I failed but it was still fun.
Ian Peterson
>mom got patties instead of the links
Nobody gets how hard it is, I want to fucking die. And they're fucking turkey, gross
Aiden Miller
Why don't you go shopping yourself user?
Gabriel Nelson
nice. my grannie is long gone but she was the sweetest woman in my life. I hope you succeed in grilling user
Alexander Robinson
Yeah it was just that some of the food went bad on the car ride due to the heat wave here in europe, but it should be better next time!
Gabriel Nelson
Hey, OP. Gonna trip ballz and go to the lake today. I really like swimming, what about you guys?
Cooper Gomez
Because I got permanently banned from Food Lion for spilling the beans
Matthew Adams
Be careful not to drown user!
Jonathan Watson
my sides you got me user
Elijah Young
care to share a greentext story?
Isaac Reyes
Working a guard shift on a military base and hope some mudslime tries to blow me up.
Landon Barnes
Sure, just gonna type it out normally though.
The first time it was an accident, but I thought it was kinda funny. Like "hey somebody spilled the beans," so I started doing it on purpose after that. Just like one can per visit or every other visit, and I'd usually carry it around until I had a good opportunity (or "drop-ops" as I called them), so I did it in different parts of the store, rarely in the bean isle.
One time I did it in front of a worker and was like, "sorry I spilled the beans."
Did it a few times after that until one day a manager stops me at the door and says I better not spill the beans. I told him I had no idea what he was talking about and he said "Whatever, just don't spill the beans"
So I spilled the beans and then it turns out he was watching, yelling some shit like "Hey I told you not to spill the beans" And luckily we were in the dairy section because I started running away, but he tried to grab me and ended up slipping on the beans (I think, it sounded like he hit the ground pretty hard but I was running away and disn't have time to look back)
At this point I was on the verge of tears because everyone was staring at me as I ran out the store, but no body else tried to stop me. I ran through the woods so cops wouldn't see me and eventually got home safely. So I guess I wasn't "formally banned" but I tnhink I can safely assume I'm not allowed back
Anyway that's why only my mom does grocery shopping now
John Taylor
not OP but good for you, the only dealers in my area have only THC and pot. Wish one of them would deal psychedelics
Lucas Cruz
This murdered my sides.
Blake James
Jesus Christ user
>original post
Kayden Bailey
if this was classic chan we'd all be squealing
>winrar
>implying
>my face when
>LOLs
i haven't seen anyone actually type like this on this entire board, let alone this thread. even the dude who told some gay fucking story about beans didn't even greentext it. christ
Brandon Morales
lol ur make me laff
Parker Johnson
>he tried to grab me and ended up slipping on the beans
sides in orbit
Landon Hill
LOL you win 9000 internets :D