Awkward experiences with women thread

>got a gf with two kids from me
>no experience with female social shit outside my partner
>work and have interactions with 4-5 girls in the office
>go retard mode
>barely talk to them and when i do i end up insulting their professional skills
>feel like a dick because i dont mean to insult them but show them the comparison between my job and their job
>all my co workers talk about how hot they are and that they'll fuck them
>id fuck them
>stopped talking to female coworkers because i dont wanna come off as a dick and or sexual

mind you cunts they're flirty af and hot af and i do want to bang them but im in a relationship

Tell me what? Spill the beans, user. Better not be some incel opinion.

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>woman tries to ask me for directions
>punch her in the mouth to protect my virginity
>teeth shatter as she screams
>off duty cop runs up and shoots me to defend women
WOOPS, AWKWARD MOMENT

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>driving home from the bank after wage cucking a day in joinery workshop
>it rains
>reach rundabout with double, long pedestrian crossings around it
>see cute blonde girl in white coat, jeans and a large light blue headphone on her head
>she's busy fiddling her music player device
>driving at significant speed, brake hard and let her go safely
>unexpectedly she looks up at me and smiles, shows metal hand sign

tfw remembering her in the darkest times is the only reason i haven't an herod since 2 months.

>be me
>Talking to this really cute chick, we vibe amazingly, she's friend of a friend
>We have several hour late night convos regularly
>I bought her Terraria so we could play together
>Admit we like each other, decide to meet up
>She cancels on hella plans and finally shows up to one a month later - birthday party of friend
>Her and I have stopped talking as much, she now takes forever to text back and we haven't had a good convo in weeks
What did I do wrong? I kinda feel ignored.

THEY DONT EXIST! THEY ACTUALLY DONT EXIST!

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>be me
>16

Imma stop you right there

Might report you for avatar fagging. Might not.

bro what the fuck that might have been my sister

I don't talk to women and they don't talk to me.

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it was when l was 16

>not being so awkward that women consciously avoid you at all costs.

Y'all are normie faggots.

you're extremely lucky then.

I basically got teased by turbo stacy for like 3 years because we sat together in math class. She knew I was awkward so she'd be weird as hell knowing it freaked me out. I kinda miss it.

>sidewalk
>white bitchcrosses the road and keeps going the same direction to avoid me
fuck you too cunt!

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I was a bridesmaid at my brother's wedding and I got paired with his wifes' 9.5/10 Stacy sister.

Tried to play it cool, however she went off to talk to another "nigga" as she put it and forgot to walk out with me after the ceremony. Then came apologizing to me, and was all trying to hold me etc so trying to be cool I said I didn't care and avoided her the rest of the party. She was all touchy feely when it came to photos etc but I wanted to stay away from her and she stared at me from afar a couple of times. I don't know if that was beta of me, I'm incredibly attracted to her but I'm not going to be treated that way

alright here we go
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thats it

Bridesman. Groom, whatever the fuck the male equivalent is

overusing the term "incel" isn't going to be anymore of an insult than the one nature gave you.

>than the one nature gave you
What?

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its okay i'll let you figure it out. you'll get it eventually.

Is it something about trannies? That's usually how people try to insult me.

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Figure it out. It isnt that hard

Well it is hard for me.

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not that lucky if she gets to encounter creeps like you on her way home

I've always wondered why weebs use anime girls? is it sexual attraction? a desire to be them?

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