Have gf ama except sexual shit

have gf ama except sexual shit

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does her butthole smell like roses?

no buttholes smell like roses but they also shouldnt smell too bad either. make sure to always clean up before sex and to have the girl clean up too. also only get in bed with people who are hygienic in general

how often do you do anal

never. neither of us are into ass play

>neither of us are into ass play

boring af

it is what it is. i like watching anal porn but dont really care too much about it during my actual sex life. plus the trend of seeing gaping and shit in porn lately makes me not so into it anymore

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based "have gf"poster

just wondering, if you cried would she hold you tight and tell you it would be alright?

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why is she a dwarf

yes. we have cried in front of each other a few times and together on all those times and its really great feeling someone hold you and jus tletting go
she's just short. my camera angle also makes her look even shorter since im quite a bit taller than her

bump since ive been drinking. good luck anyone out there trying to get better and find happiness in life. it can happen

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can you please stop making these threads everyday i really dont like it

What is her height and what is yours?

ill stop for a while but ive been drunk for the past few days and i make bad decisions sorry user

>Asian
So you're white obviously, how'd you two meet?

why do you keep coming back to r9k if you seemingly have a good life with a loving gf? go spend some time with your gf dude

she is 153cm and im 193 cm
i am asian
im an alkie so i drink in the morning and meet up with her at night/evening i need to stop though

Sure. What about the actual question part of my post?

yeah you really do need to break this habit of yours. also that height difference is super cute. youre lucky!

oh sorry a former coworker introduced us to each other
youre right but fuck my bad habit of drinking alone has me posting on Jow Forums every time. i really do need a break. thank you user and thanks for reminding me of how retarded it is to post about my gf on here

what races are her ex bfs and which was best and worst?

she has only been with other koreans since shes a fob and we havent really gotten into our pasts. we're the first real love we have had and she was a virgin when i met her

sounds wonderful! i hope you have beautiful kids

thanks user, hope you are with someone or find someone to love too!

How was The First time Sex With her?

How does her pussy feel?

How tight / loose?

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id rather not get into detail desu. i guess i broke my no sexual questions rule earlier but details seems too much

Lol i know where this starbucks is at

Oh come in Bro, please

Answer Only this questions

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my man you struck the jackpot with this cutie. you did good

How do you feel about WM/AF anyway, and where do I stand as a black dude? I'd rather here your thoughts than bitter white nerds.

*hear
Oh fug

ill answet the first q. it was pretty shit desu since it was her first time and she was too anxious. i couldnt cum and neither oucld she. it was more of a step further in our own relationship rather than our sexual relationship so i still apprecaited it
thanks user, hope you can strike jackpot too
i dont give a fuck about interracial relationships and as naive and corny as it is i think theres not enough love in the world to put stupid borders around who can love who. plus all those girls who are into not asian men arent going to be into me anways and i hope they find someone else. as a black dude you will do well with asian americans but even moreso if they are more than 2nd gen americans. asian parents are racist as fuck and it might be hard to marry one.

The parents will come around once they get to know me I'm certain. Thanks, all that's left is to meet someone, but how. You had a coworker set you up, but how has it gone for any other relationship you've had?

Where did she get her shoes here?
You did say ask anything

You're anywhere from skinnyfat to chubby and are probably a commie and she will leave you soon to sexually experiment.

i neve rhard real relationships before her because i was an idiot who thought i needed to catch up somehow for my virgin years and didnt take long term things seriously, plus they scared me
iirc it was at a goodwill or similar thrift store. we both enjoy thrifting
im not fit by any means but im just a skelly. we've already talked about marriage and kids so we're getting engaged in a few weeks

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This thread makes me want to get a bf man it hurts

Damn so you went from incel to getting married in one person, I can see myself doing the same honestly.

How scary was it the first few days/weeks?

iktf but like i said i was also a fat ugly loser years ago. try new things as hard as they are. self improvemtn isnt an option for everyone but it works for most people desu

honeslty it wasnt that scary because i had had dating/girl experience before her. it was just a long term thing i was new to and i still feel my lack of experience fucking things up sometimes. thankflly we're both new to a long term deal so we are learning together along teh way and while we do have small fights its never been anything huge

Eh, surviving fights means you both want to make it work, so that's a good sign.

How do I trim my pubes? I dont want to be bald but id like a trim bush.

yeah i agree. i think any long term relationship needs and should have fights. same with friends when youre younger
i guess yo would need to buy an electric timmer. i usually just shave things off once every two months or so with disposable razors so i have no experience though

its in the east coasr of america ill give you that

should i wait 18 months to get my gayman computer or kill myself on december?

>im 193cm
bullshit, a couple of threads before you said you were asian too

How did you meet her? Whats the secret?

tall asians exist user
met her through a coworker. thers no secret just be someone who is likable and has something to offer. easier said than done but you have to work at it

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whats a gayman computer? either way dont kys user. idk what you are going through and im sure what im saying sounds like bull but life can be good

are you scared of her leaving you? do you sometimes think about such things?

Is she smart/good at math? Would you divulge her major? Are her parents relatively rich?

You're a cute guy, user.

would you like to share her with another man? cuckolding is pretty hot, think about it user

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You are one skeletal Rice lord aren't you

no not really. i gues fear in any relationship is natural but i love her and she loves me
no lol we both suck at math. she is at an art school and her parents are rich but theyre well off
thanks user
fuck no
yeah but the weight is from a while ago ive gained 15 lbs or so since and im happy about it

Not him but I'd rail your gf and jerk you off user. 7.5" white master race btw and you?

lol idk who you are referring to but no thanks. id be pretty surprised if you were actually that tall

Are you the Korean who posts beer pictures?

im the raging bitch user if thats who you mean yea

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7.5" is how tall my dick is you goofy asian faggot. I'm referring to you kneeling beside your gf's little body as I bury my dick in her. Sound good?

oh i didnt even look at the " my bad. im glad you have a big dick bro but focus on using it as a supplement for yourself rather than all than you are good for desu. big is great but you still have to be charming in some way

This is why we'd make a great team. You could charm the pants off of her and I could put the big pp in her then we find a way to include you. Think about it user.

im all for wingmaning but i would never be okay with anyone trying to get with my gf. i know you are fucking around with your replies but i dont think its cool to be a cuck or to cuck or to just think so little about your gf/fiance/wife like that

Pretty cool user, grats on the gf

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thanks bro, apprecaite it. hope you are doing well too

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Bro, stop thinking about it as letting another guy fuck your gf and think about it more as a threeway where I make both of you cum.

no thanks lol if you like it cool but i think its fucking wack

>insectoid
wow what a shocker

You're being selfish user. Think about us instead of your possessiveness of a vagina.

i know its easy to hate and scapegoat but its much better to live without prejudice and just take people as who they are user
relationships are all about posession in a wierd way user

just shut the fuck up with your shitty bait

t. triggered r/bugmasculinity cuck

You disappoint me user and by extension you disappoint her.

how would you feel if korea suddenly became >50% white?

thats a hard question. as i said ealier i dont really care about iterracial and i think there are a lot of good foreigners in korea but there are also stil the stereotypical fucks who do stupid shit there thikning they are above the law. that being said i got to be bros with a few militarybros stationed in korea and i never faulted them for trying to get with locals i dont think those numbers will ever be possible as korea is a small xenophobic country and even if they grow out of that xenophobic phase i think itll be hard to have a majority of 'foreigner's' because the land is so small and cna only handle so many pople. if things change i would be glad to see a worldwide trend fo whoever traveling and livng in whatever country or culture they like and adapt to best though

>ama except sexual shit
Fuck you
What's the weirdest thing you two have done sexually

we're both pretty vanilla but we bouht pic rel and we took turns tying each other up

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>has overpriced commes de garcon shirt on

get her to buy shit for you

Do you guys even sexual that much? Vanilla seems so boring to me I cant imagine doing it often even if I had gf

we're pretty good about paying for meals and prresnet desu.
i mean i ony have a few light kinks but honest ly missionary with someone you love and who loves you back cant be beaten

I have that same skirt its from American apparel lol

oh shit lol yeah she was a huge fan but they went out of business i want to say a few years ago? i used to like them too but so overpriced

>gf
>looks like a dude
>maybe transexual

God she is hiding her boiclit

Does she have any hobbies, Mr. OP?

she likes reading, finding new cafes/bars/restaurants, cooking, and has a coffee/espresso machine. she also like making cocktails and we've been having fun trying simple summer recipes. she also enjoys hiking and camping, albeit only in cabins really

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Yep kinda sad desu I dont even care how hipstery they were cause they made sizes tiny enough for me lol

Your gf is cute user I am happy for you
Seems like you really care about and treat her well

How did you two meet?

origi

I have a question OP, how the fuck do i get a gf as a 2/10 manlet? I would consider myself kind and polite to others but that doesn't seem to cut it.

why that bitch look like a swastika

im going to phonepost after this if i can but im quite drunktired and i may pass out ay any time. i honestly hope some of you mayb look past my bragging about my gf and do your best to change your lives around robots
thanks user, hope you have/find someone to love as well
a former coworker introduced us but i also spent many years working out and forcing myself in a retail jobb to learnhow to talk with people
honestly the only advice i can give is to stop thinking of yourself as a manlet or as 2/10 and try to do anything you can to imrpove your looks and confidence. what worked for me was hitting tht gym, dieting but its realy different for everyone and i know it sounds like im bullshitting but loving yourself is fucking based. theres no easy answer for it but i hope you can find something in your life to spur you on
it just a really shitt pic from what i assume is an eastern european country

How do I build a tnt cannon in minecraft

sorry icant help you. the last time i was really into mc i thik the double minecart to boost your minecart was the big thing lol. played a few times with a friend maybe a year or two ago but all we did was mine and build homes while drinking and catching up on skype