I want an user to stick his peen in my butt

I hope your grandparents won't mind me visiting you.

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My grandpa died so now it's just my grandma now btw

I want to stick my peen up a trannies butt

Pls be in B A K E R S F I E L D

Thanks for more info.

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If you add me on discord I'll give you my address

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Butt secks is gross, peen belongs only in vajeen pls

Will you leave your door unlocked at night so I can come in for some surprise sex?

Sure, and I won't even wear clothes that night for easy access!

Hmmm but I won't tell you what night, it's a surprise
Guess you'll just have to sleep nakie all the time

But I wanna wear my sheep kigurumi!

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>not sleeping naked always

Post discord then, faggot.
Bet you won't.

Bandage#6422
1v1 me

I also want an user to stick his peen in my butt.

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I want to date rape every tranny on this board so fucking hard

What if they're ugly/unpassing?

I'm ok with that, if you're on hrt your body is soft enough for me

What if they are a FATTY

that's hard to say, different people carry fat differently. Obese is probably out though, but fat isn't necessarily a dealbreaker

I wanna deposit lots of cummies inside a fat tranny

I must lose weight...
1200 calories/day is my new regimen

>this will never actually happen to you

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Who says it won't? Post location

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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Or at least around there

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I can't get some sleep when I feel my pulsating asshole waking me up.

"""Fembots""" are trolls baiting for replies, Guys erping as girls for attention, and trannies pretending to be girls to attention, or morbidly obese and/or seriously mentally ill women looking for attention.

does sleeping naked really turn you on that much?

just put a plug in it, that'll help

You are a massive faggot, kill yourself

Give me a big wet kiss user!!!!!!!!

I want to make a tranny trip on my peen

Where are all the local trannies and sissies so I can find one to shove my peen into?

Go on discord they love to hang around on there

I've already tried discord and it's a shit show.

please stop being so homophobic

and transphobic
just stop being mean/rude >:(

me too user
we'll find our user peen in time

this is untrue
keep an open mind user:)

>tfw had a dream about fucking a boy
>tfw I came in 2 thrusts
>tfw he called my pathetic for it
>tfw he sat on my face and made me lick it up
dude that as was a 10 I'm sorry

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>want to stick something up my butte
>no condoms
>too lazy for an enema
why does butteplay require so much..

>too lazy
it's literally like 5 minutes and feels good anyway

yeah but stilll

do it you fag, stop being so lazy

no
ill just crank one out the regular way

bitch
you know you won't enjoy it as much

i won't, but worst case scenario i'll just shove it up without cleaning myself out

you can always just use lube n fingers

that's kind of gross, but better than nothing

that's what i go for usually, but i want to spice things up and use a spare toothbrush, but there's just something stopping me

t-toothbrush?!

I live in lehigh valley, wanna talk? I'm not that other user

yeah
a toothbroth
my fingers get tired easily

interesting
make sure you don't use the same toothbrush for your teeth, lol
I hope you enjoy yourself~

As long as you're okay with me being fat and ugly

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Yeah that's me too!

Well my discord is right here uwu

haha im not that dumb, even got it marked
still having qualms though, might go for it tomorrow~

fair enough user
I'm having a similiar internal dilemma this evening hehe

I want to hold cute boys!

dumb sissy boy

yes~I sure am hehe

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same user qt boys are the best

only if you hold me in an original way anone

maybe if you weren't such a dummy you'd have a real toy ready for these situations

n-no I'm too shy to buy a real toy
what if someone found it?

Post that cute butt user. I know you want to. You know i want you to.

better hide it well, I don't see why anyone would check your sock drawer. Or you could just buy a butt plug and hide it in your butt. Anyone who finds it probably won't mind

they'll blackmail you and you'll get to be an even bigger boislut >:3

h-have you got any recommendations? I could hopefully get smth delivered semi discreetly

How original are we talking user

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if you're talking about buttplugs, this one is really good
amazon.com/Wowlife-Crystal-Stimulator-Pleasure-Mushroom/dp/B00N6KXV8O/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=butt plug glass&qid=1564358076&s=hpc&sr=1-6
obviously ships discreetly, it's amazon

oh heck yeah I actually have a 10 buck gift card for Amazon lying around!

good, that one is wonderful. It's heavy, so you can feel it in you and not too big to be uncomfortable but wide enough to take a little work to fit in. I was basically shuddering on the floor from putting it in the first time

sounds great user, should be a lot of fun! thanks for the rec lol

in the most softly, authentically original way possible
if you can handle it, that is

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I think I could handle that

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well, what are you waiting then
I can't feel anything anone

I am sad for you people

>well, what you waiting then
for you to come join me

u2 are so cute

I do not know how anone
I can't into coding to hack your ip

who are you desu

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I'm desu
oregano oregano

Learn how, I'll cuddle my pillow till then
Thank you user

ur welcome qt

where's the love for chubby kappu? :

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hai kappu
have a

chubby kappu already has a gf
so unless you're offering up a chubby butt for pumping then begone

It's gonna take a long time anone
what am I supposed to do in the meantime

oh cute

God what I wouldn't give for someone to actually feel that way about me