Truth or dare, r9k?

Continuing the trend, I'll take truth.

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I sometimes write "take the pink pill" to get tasty (You)'s .

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dare nigger
thats why you started this thread right?
lets fucking hear it.

dare to post timestamp
do you have deppresion
do you like mudkipz
do you want a trap gf
are u gay or bi
post man tits with timestamp

end-tro-ducing

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>do you have deppresion
Probably. My libido is dead. Nothing is fun anymore. Food tastes the same.

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based and undeniably redpilled user.
oregona

Pretty fucking gay, user-kun.

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Dare in only the most original fashion

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Dare
Go

Vocaroo you singing never gonna give you up

I guess I'll join, I'll let you pick for me though.

Based idea i love this thread so far i am Pussy so truth gibs me muh question please

It's midnight and there's someone sleeping in the room next to me who has to get up early, can I reroll please?

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I would fuck a Mudkip desu

Have you ever had a gf or bf

butthole sharpie

Reroll again, please be a bit more gentle

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Uhhhhh, I'll do a truth

timestamp with toilet
Have you ever gotten a handy j?

Might have gone for dare if the possibilities weren't so limited for me. Truth, it is

Truth
With utmost originality

Anone I choose truth

Have you experimentally anally?
Have you ever drank till you can't feel?

i choose truth i guess

Do some hard questions anone. I've never drank a single time in my life

trutherino

What's y0ur name

My name is Filip and Jow Forums likes muting me

Is it true you're a penis puffer?

Yeah now give me a dare

No, am kissless virgin unfortunately

cut your pubes off and post a pic of them

One truth please

give me the truth boy

can i get another truth because im bored?

ask a girl on a date and post results

Tell us about your ONElTIS

whats your mothers maiden name?
ever broke a bone?

For me, it's the truth

my thumb and my foot

what the fuck is a oneitis, im new, its still muting me

ever been to a stripclub user?

Frost lmao

What normies call crush, but 10x

truthtruthtruth palease

well, im married, so i dont quite know how to answer, you want me to talk about my wife? haha

>An unhealthy romantic obsession with a single person. Usually accompanied by un-reciprocated affection and completely unrealistic idealization of the said person.
Tell us about her

Most embarrassing thing you ever did

shit man, she has brown eyes and brown hair, we sometimes get high, i married her because i really like her, what the fuck else can i say haha, next question haha

no and I will probably never go

it's a dare from me

>next question haha hahaha
Get out.

someone truth me guys

ill sure get out buddy! where to?

Gap to bestiality and post a video

Get a boner beside a girl with only my pyjamas on, entire class was looking
also I ate a plant as a kid because I pretended to be a dinosaur

vocaroo the usa anthem

My pp no work user sorry

>Fap* to bestiality and post a video

I love anal sex

That's not how it works namefig you asked a dare.

These are the most embarrassing things you ever did?
Lmao, I farted twice im front of 50 people when it was dead quite. Fuck I can still hear their laughs

pls gib good dare

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Oh my god filipe. Don't do that

truth pls

I choose truth user.
So give me a question

Dance to
youtu.be/Z9e7K6Hx_rY
This song and post a video here

Truth, since I'm a pussy and dare might not be feasable in my position anyway

DARE MOTHER FUCKER WOOOOOOOOO

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How's your Llfe?

do what? leave? dont worry pal, im still here.

How do u want to die
Try to selfsuck

Holy mother of QUADS

No. this felipe. Don't do this

Thats lame. And anyways ive tried to self suck before and i cant.

be reasonable pls, im not posting myself dancing

Only a fqggot won't complete a dare

gimme a Truth

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Pretty shit on the weekends. I don't have any friends to talk to so I usually obsess over things that make me overly paranoid such as facial recognition and increased surveillance. I enjoy working very much though. I like the people at my job and the work i'm doing, but my work days are too damn short (8-4) so I take sleeping pills to fast forward to the next day. Right now I feel like shit because I gave up trying to install DD-WRT on a router I got from the dump in order to connect my CCTV DVR (recorder) to the internet.

haha hahaha
that? haha

GIVE ME A DARE THAT ISNT SO LAME YOU LOSER. Pls be somewhat reasonable tho user. Im no pussy tho.

Idk somethig quick and painless, preferably

Truth
Oreo

Heres my dare boiiii

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Go to McDonalds and fill a large cup with soda. Wait for someone to start yelling (preferably black) and pour it on them.

I know it's a shit answer

Gib me a real dare. Ill do anything timestamp just no video.

A dare would be nice maybe...

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you got balls