Never learned to tie shoelaces

Jesus op does mommy still change your diapers too

Take LSD. I don't know what else to tell you. LSD just rewires your brain so you can stop being a little bitch.

300 to 500ug is the best dosages for life changing experiences

dude omg like dude just do lsd lmao drugs

im afraid to get a job because I feel like I wont even get past the job interview process as a brainlet with social anxiety

I don't have the connections for drugs.

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Out of all the drugs out there, i picked one.
You got instagram?

No, I don't have any social media accounts.

K. Forget insta.
Make a kik bro. Where you from?

user your mom definitely has issues and I think this kind of infantilization is basically abuse. Is your father in your life? If so what does he do?

If you know you are stunted, isn't it just a matter of then unstunting yourself?

Agree. Your mother devours you, Jordan Peterson style.

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Tucson AZ

My dad died around the time I turned 2.

Does mummy still make your tendies?

nvm just do meditation. LSD is stupid

I was going to make fun of you but honestly this is sad as fuck.
I genuinely hope you find some kind of path OP. Don't underestimate yourself.

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I'm interested. Rev#5546

THESE NIGGA CAN'T TIE ITS SHOES HAAAAAAAANH kekekek HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHH kekekeke

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I bet dad wasnt around was he

he said that his dad died when he was 2

Yeah no shit dumbass, but how is a stunted fuck like user going to suddenly undo 18 years of coddling

If you're nearly 20 and this is where you are at in life then you should seriously just give up

holy shit
i feel like i cant complain about shit now i read this
how does one even get out of such a life?
because of having a mother like yours (not that extreme though), i ended up being a manipulative toxic jealous clingy obsessive monster in my relationships. Im not blaming my moms, she raised me with love, and i think it is more my fault than hers, but therapist says mommy issues
I hope you dont get mommy issues cause of this

you're the comfyest and the cutest

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Does she change your diapees? This is important

By larping as a non-cuddled person.
Fake it till you make it.

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Google how to tie your fucking shoes, jackass.
Cut up your own food if you even cut it up.
Learn some fucking skills
Ride a bus
Quit throwing tantrums

Wow that's real hard innit nigger

How sad your life must be OP... how can you live?

Based, this like like the guy version of ddlg but real and without the being molested as a kid trauma

Bullshit, it took me about ten hours over 4 days to learn to ride a bike and I scrapped my knees at least four times.
I was 17 when I learned to ride a bike.

tell her you want to be a girl and see what happens

Different people have different skill levels. You seem to have some motor deficits, most children learn it in a single day.

>had a job
>have started learning how to drive
>can't tie my shoes
how the fuck does anyone learn to do this, it takes an unreal amount of focus and all my attempts throughout my entire life to learn it have failed miserably
i just stuff it into my shoe and hope for the best now

Muscle memory, kids are incredible good at doing repetitive tasks until they muscle memory it.
Do it 50 times and it'll get easy.

Buy some boat shoes.

I love DD/lg and wasn't molested

1p-lsd, you can buy legally or you can buy san pedro cactus or mushroom spores legally and cultivate

20 isnt that old, you can still unfuck yourself but you need to move out and get away from your mom. learn to code or something to afford living on your own. idk

sadly makes sense why she would be overprotective if your dad died

the lsd guy had valid advice.

i did but that's mostly a temporary solution

try to fuck your mom.
you'll either get laid or you'll scare her into getting you help

>most children learn it in a single day.
no they dont you lying imbecile

They do... they will hurt a little in the process but will learn in a day, two at most. In your defense children have an easier time learning motor skills than adults.

yea they do, you have the retard gene

>never had gf
>27 years old
time 2 die

I'm so fucking glad I wasn't raised by a single mother.

I learned how to ride a bike in just a few hours when I was about 5. Not my fault you have no natural talent

I love DD/lg and WAS molested a lot

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Get a job. Any job. It will teach you the basics of social skills and work ethic.

You're probably just retarded my dude.

You're young so there's still hope. Start with a small thing like learning to tie your shoelaces and then gradually increase your independence. Do 1 new thing everyday and you'll see massive improvements within a few weeks. Start with just learning to tie your shoes. Write down everything you want to achieve and start with the easiest thing on the list. You're gonna have to take small steps, but you'll feel more and more free with evert step that you take. Now go and watch a youtube video abot tying shoelaces.