Tell me how to get rich. I know some of you are rich. How do I do it?

Tell me how to get rich. I know some of you are rich. How do I do it?

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You're either born rich or you acquire wealth through luck. Simply working can do if you're okay with moderately rich (i.e. middle class). Doctor, engineer, code monkey... if you have no brains you're kinda fucked because unqualified labor usually pays shit. Not only do you earn very little from the start but salary progression is usually no more than inflation so after 40 years a slave you'll basically earn the same as when you started, if your job hasn't already been automated.

No, there has to be a way to get rich. Lots of people do it all the time.

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I got rich by having rich parents and investing their money to get more money.

Sorry user. Life is a game of chance and luck. you're either rich or not.
>t. got lucky at the right time and right place and got rich

Gib money please or else thank you.

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Work then leverage some of your disposable income on high risk trading options, Crypto, bets, etc..

No risk, no reward.

dude just buy a powerball ticket. Worked for me

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You can join my rich family by being my pet.

Head on over to Jow Forums and they'll tell you which coin they're pumping and dumping this week.

>tfw no rich bf to spoil you

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no one wants to spend their time with a tranny , now go somewhere else

You just spent time with me right now user

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My dad is a multimillionaire so I was born into it.

I have a 9 inch cock and would fuck you rough everyday if you give me a greencard.

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Even if I'm fat and ugly and an unpassing tranny?

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Give me some money please. I have big plans and I need big money to make it happen.

If you give me food and a place to stay, yes. We could workout together.

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I do not have any form of income so i cannot afford to feed you

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What are your big plans? I never give people money. I only buy people presents and even then I prefer to hand make them. I never bring up my money irl or to online friends either because it can get really weird.

I am going to genetically modify entire populations of people. I'm going to raise the IQ of billions of people and uplift the 3rs world out of poverty.

except for once when I bought someone an antique gold, diamond, and pearl ring
Lol good meme.

Trades are middle class and not severely work heavy

Artists should aspire for trades. I'm thinking of becoming a train conductor

That's assuming I can't work in a smoke shop which I love smoking.

I also considered technician. Not engineering just maintenance where like free balling contracts to fix people's shit.

I like learning about chemistry too but don't wanna work too hard so an exterminator could be feasible as well. Thing is i like all animals even insects. So I'd feel kind of bad so that's more of a last resort while maintaining my lazy lifestyle

God I wish I just invested in memecoins before the popularity hit. my life could be fucking solved had I done that

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If you weren't joking, i'd invest on you.

If you live modestly and get a decent paying job, with investments and 30-40 years time, you can be rich.

I have neough saved now that I could be a millionaire by the time I retire if I put it all in an index fund, but I need to be rich within the next 8 years or so.

Can someone send me 2k for no reason