Yet another tinder thread

>be me
>23
>depressed
>lookin for that pussi
>update my tinder with backpacking pics
>immediately match with a half dozen art thots
>pic related
>even match with a couple 12/10s
>match with a hot couple looking for a 3rd for some hot orgy action

I thought you virgins said tinder was difficult? Are you faggots really so ugly that you have difficulty with this piss ez app?

Attached: art thot.png (492x470, 382K)

Tinder attracts retards.
Real men just drink alcohol.

Imagine having this little success on the easiest lay ever.
If you need alcohol for women to consider sleeping with you, you're disgusting and essentially a rapist.

>he fell for the meme that all women are constantly getting laid yet somehow no men are
Pretty easily disputed by leaving the house or having sex, neither of which are common here so the exaggerations persist.

Why leave my house when mommy brings me tendies desu?

I don't ever drink and fuck women. I just drink retard.
Imagine having this poor reading comprehension lmao.

Oh that's even more sad. You won't find happiness at the bottom of a bottle
Do you need someone to talk to user? D:

>I thought you virgins said tinder was difficult?
I can't take pictures.
I don't want to put pictures/info of me online.
I don't know how to talk to people.
I'm shy.

Attached: 5f18a870.png (500x654, 114K)

What kind of backpacking pics did you post?

Women are just mad they can be replaced by a bottle.

The kind where you mostly just see canyons and rocks and I'm a speck in frame.

all my pics I use were taken by someone else.
Helps that I'm pretty attractive and fit desu
>Women are just mad they can be replaced by a bottle.
Drinking is no replacement for intimacy, user. Get some help

I've been doing it for years and I feel okay

I got no one else to take pictures.
>Helps that I'm pretty attractive and fit desu

Attached: 2-american-psycho-quotes.gif (500x283, 802K)

For all you know I could be larping as an attractive person
idk dude it's been like 8 months since I've had sex and I'm ready to get after it. If you don't have the drive to get laid, I'm not sure what to tell ya

>drive to get laid
You loose the drive after about 1-2 years

Try hinge, it's way better. It's less stacked against men and doesn't use a meme algorithm.

I have had the drive since I was like 13-14. Now I'm 25 and the drive is just stronger. Though I've never had the balls to actually talk to a girl but the drive is there and it's killing me.

We're all a slave to our biology one-way or another.
But sometimes that drive is psychology. If you are busy enough and have little free time, pussy becomes very unimportant.

I have had all the success in the world on Tinder and none whatsoever on Hinge. Another thing is the women on Hinge are truly atrocious at least in my area whereas beautiful on Bumble and Tinder

Like 90% of the women on Hinge were some combination of very dark skin black to where I am not into it, extremely fat, or just busted in the face especially the teeth.

I got that the first day. You have to keep going. It's adjusting to your preferences. They even gave me free premium, probably because I'm ugly.

Anyway, the girls are way more responsive if you comment on the stuff of their profile

Attached: 1535914942778s.jpg (250x250, 7K)

Tinder is the worst way to meet people.

>I thought you virgins said tinder was difficult?

Maybe it's because you're just a normie?

My anime body pillow and crippling autism would like to argue otherwise

I literally told a girl she looks like she enjoys being choked.
that always evokes a response.

I have self-respect. Besides, i m content with masturbation. I dont even like touching other people with my clothes on.

You sound like a normie larping as a neet

I am going back to classes in a month are so. I have only been a neet for about five months in total.