>"you're still a virgin, user? that's pretty cute."
how you respond?
"you're still a virgin, user? that's pretty cute."
Benjamin Martin
Christian Gonzalez
Pretty cute you say? Let's see how cute will it be after I rape the shit out of you
Fucking thot
Jayden King
there is nothing better than a slightly evil girl that bullies you but at the same time loves you
Kevin Price
"Why? Are you offering to help me fix that?"
Dominic Nguyen
"What are you talking about? I lost my virginity at 15."
Austin Wood
I wake up and get ready for work.
Chase King
"Unlike my monster cock."
Lucas Brown
caIm down incel. this is why you're still a KHHV
James Martinez
probably being silent
Angel King
"Wanna help me change that?"
Sebastian Brown
*smirks beneath the brim of my fedora*
heh, not for long. I already roofied that drink.
*spits out drink*
your next line is going to be "but I didn't notice you slip it in"
"but I didn't notice you slip it in!-wait what?"
that's right sweetheart, and you won't notice me slip it in because you'll be...in ANOTHER DIMENSION
*her body starts violently twitching, until it splits open revealing dozens of black segmented tendrils all leading back to a slimy mouth with rows of jagged teeth leading to a center of a bottomless void*
finally you show your true face creature...so I'll show you mine!
*eyes glow red revealing my demonic visage*
let this be...our final battle...
Brayden Lopez
Why the fuck am I outside at night talking to this strange woman? How does she know I am a virgin?? Why does she care?? What a bizarre situation that could never happen to me.
Connor Richardson
> Implying I'm a virgin in the first place
Virgins don't have the balls to raep
Thomas Smith
This is why I still use this website.
Charles Lewis
Bullshit I lost that when I was 16!
Landon Ward
Hehe thanks but I don't really wanna talk about it
Hudson Hill
"yeah."
then talk about something else
Jaxson Peterson
Fucking great post. Lmao excellent.
Easton Cooper
This drunk slut is so fucking cute
Austin Campbell
>"C-can... w-would you take me home and let me fondle yer t-titties and call you mommy and you would g-give me a massage on my willy and call me yer good boy and make the white stuff come out?"
Juan Carter
too fucking real BROTHER
Owen Hernandez
>Really? I thought girls hated virgins?
>(she explains why she's okay with virgins)
>Idk, I'd still like to lose it one day
>(you'll lose it one day)
>Why not right now?
Isaac Sanders
damn right its cute bitch
Joshua Morgan
This would literally never happen, but even if it happened I'd just go home. I'd rather be a volcel than embarrass myself by being a miserable failure at sex.
Ian Lopez
>your next line is going to be "but I didn't notice you slip it in"
Levi Myers
very nice user
originially
Jackson Hughes
even without spiking her drink, a girl this drunk is very easy to take advantage of, she wouldn't be able to stop a guy from doing whatever he wants to her
James Hernandez
Still sitting your ass on this dirty curb, whore?
Nathan Ward
not bad user, not bad at all in an original way
Christopher Cox
I dont because i dont get myself into situations where this question could be asked
John Peterson
>cow ring
perfect body ruined by such a small thing.
looks like its a bag job then
Ethan Adams
I dont talk to thots who have that shit on their nose
Oliver Nelson
I'd probably just autistically leave.
Luke Price
because i can only get hard to THE F-14 TOMCAT LMAO FUCK YOU VIRGINZ DANGER ZONE
Isaac Parker
well that was the dumbest thing i laughed at today
Daniel Moore
Its not as embarrassing for femanons I guess, so I just answer the same way I usually do: "I just get scared, I dunno. Intimacy is scary."
Jacob Davis
I think I won the lottery. I got with a girl with a fetish for virgin men