>"you're still a virgin, user? that's pretty cute."
how you respond?
"you're still a virgin, user? that's pretty cute."
Pretty cute you say? Let's see how cute will it be after I rape the shit out of you
Fucking thot
there is nothing better than a slightly evil girl that bullies you but at the same time loves you
"Why? Are you offering to help me fix that?"
"What are you talking about? I lost my virginity at 15."
I wake up and get ready for work.
"Unlike my monster cock."
caIm down incel. this is why you're still a KHHV
probably being silent
"Wanna help me change that?"
*smirks beneath the brim of my fedora*
heh, not for long. I already roofied that drink.
*spits out drink*
your next line is going to be "but I didn't notice you slip it in"
"but I didn't notice you slip it in!-wait what?"
that's right sweetheart, and you won't notice me slip it in because you'll be...in ANOTHER DIMENSION
*her body starts violently twitching, until it splits open revealing dozens of black segmented tendrils all leading back to a slimy mouth with rows of jagged teeth leading to a center of a bottomless void*
finally you show your true face creature...so I'll show you mine!
*eyes glow red revealing my demonic visage*
let this be...our final battle...
Why the fuck am I outside at night talking to this strange woman? How does she know I am a virgin?? Why does she care?? What a bizarre situation that could never happen to me.
> Implying I'm a virgin in the first place
Virgins don't have the balls to raep
This is why I still use this website.
Bullshit I lost that when I was 16!
Hehe thanks but I don't really wanna talk about it
"yeah."
then talk about something else
Fucking great post. Lmao excellent.
This drunk slut is so fucking cute
>"C-can... w-would you take me home and let me fondle yer t-titties and call you mommy and you would g-give me a massage on my willy and call me yer good boy and make the white stuff come out?"
too fucking real BROTHER
>Really? I thought girls hated virgins?
>(she explains why she's okay with virgins)
>Idk, I'd still like to lose it one day
>(you'll lose it one day)
>Why not right now?
damn right its cute bitch
This would literally never happen, but even if it happened I'd just go home. I'd rather be a volcel than embarrass myself by being a miserable failure at sex.
>your next line is going to be "but I didn't notice you slip it in"
very nice user
originially
even without spiking her drink, a girl this drunk is very easy to take advantage of, she wouldn't be able to stop a guy from doing whatever he wants to her
Still sitting your ass on this dirty curb, whore?
not bad user, not bad at all in an original way
I dont because i dont get myself into situations where this question could be asked
>cow ring
perfect body ruined by such a small thing.
looks like its a bag job then
I dont talk to thots who have that shit on their nose
I'd probably just autistically leave.
because i can only get hard to THE F-14 TOMCAT LMAO FUCK YOU VIRGINZ DANGER ZONE
well that was the dumbest thing i laughed at today
Its not as embarrassing for femanons I guess, so I just answer the same way I usually do: "I just get scared, I dunno. Intimacy is scary."
I think I won the lottery. I got with a girl with a fetish for virgin men