These kind ladies have offered their services to take your virginity. Who will you get?

These kind ladies have offered their services to take your virginity. Who will you get?

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I don't exactly want super aids from these abominations. my virginity puts me at a plane these std ridden mortals could never fathom. I will offer a quick and painless death dealt via face kicking and eviscerate the last woman standing so I may eat her entrails for a power-up (they don't call me based for no reason) as for you OP, you know what you did. you better get ready madarchod

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c99l I got dubs. forgot the disclaimer about the post being obviously satire and based in fantasy. also based

ro;; it

Enjoy your dubs queen.

Dubs and trips in the same thread and roll

People should have really let hitler do his thing with eugenics.

im scared lord give me dubs

Oops i forgot to answer the question.

Number 8 i suppose.

Fuck.

Checked

You lucky bastard

Ayy looky what i got

What is going on in this thread? This poor woman is going to be stretched.

>#2's sad deflated breast area
That's just depressing man. They're all awful beasts, but at least most of them have SOMETHING on their chest.

Huehuehuehue

Originally

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>captain foot fungus

No, i'll only take Jubilee.

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not a virgin

esketit

number nine

7, 8 and 9 seen the most fuckable. Not saying much tho

>0
Just my luck to get the shit tier girl
reroll?

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Captain Roastie

Powers ... Infinite abortions

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looks like it will be death by snu snu

rollin
ORIGINAL HAHA

rollin rollin and not gettin shit

fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccking shit lowest chick no reroll i ain't no pussy

Rolling away very originally indeed.

verry lucky

Roll i fuckin guess

This is one of those few times I'd actually physically resist losing my virginity to a female.

Cool, had my sights on that one anyway.

hopefully one that isnt a dude

5 and dubs are the laziest sacks of shit, with their casual/interpretive cosplay that's just color-coordinated wardrobes.

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>captain marvel
>0 and 1 are obese
>5 is pulling a really shitty cosplay and doesn't really have a nice appearance anyway
>4
>don't really know what i'm getting with 3 and 7, still not as bad as 0, 1, or 5

At this point I'd rather just die a virgin. Roll anyway because why not.

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Give me seven and I pray to god that the shitty helmet stays on. Or dubs. I'll take this thread's sloppy fifth's if it's dubs.

Can I get a number 8 please with some dubs

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ROLLING ROLLIGN

>no Ms. Marvel
Fine fuck it gimme 3 or 9, at least they have the sash, that's the coolest part of her costume

rolling lololol

Rolling original of course

rolling for 8

oergons

Just get it over with, don't get pregnant for fucks sake

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Give me a number 9 just like my shoe

>This is originality

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Gimme 6 of them la

dubs is supposed to be her in her pilot outfit before she was captain marvel. 5...uh, I haven't got a clue what she was going for