ITT: We post bone chilling sentences
I'll start
>let's see who haven't I heard from yet... *starts scanning the room* user!
>ok class pair up with the person next to you and discuss xyz
>user would you like to come up to the board and do example number 1?
good thread, good sentences, all hit very close to home
>for your next assigment you'll have to write and present a speech for the class
>user why are you always mad
>user why you start fights with everyone
>user why are you always alone
Or in the phychologist:
>user have you tried to fit in?
>What? *look of confusion*
>No, come on, say it
>Have you had sex?
>math class
>i had to make a powerpoint pres about fucking venn diagrams
>mash the panic button halfway in
>fail class
>fail motherfucking math class this way
>hey user! can you do basic math?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You really want to know why you're here?
"Why are you breathing so heavily?"
I wasn't even fat, I had asthma. Fuck you Jessica from 6th Grade.
I've got one that a lot of you probably can't relate to
>user why are you always making those weird noises
I have tourettes syndrome and I had no control over it, yet I was constantly made fun of. It really fucked me up and I never really recovered. Still pretty anxious to this day. I would try my best to suppress the sounds but when you have tourettes eventually you cave in. It's like trying to hold your breath.
>lol who invited him?
>no one asked you user.
>you're still here?
>dude no one knows you, go away.
>what a fucking creep.
>why are you always alone user?
>why do you avoid everyone user?
>why do you spend every lunch in the library user?
>sorry user i'm busy saturday, maybe next week.
>saturday? yeah i'm free.
>fuck off user, no one here likes you.
>why did you even show up here user.
>after practice we're all going to fucking jump you user.
>jesus christ user what do you want.
>shut up user.
>why are you always so quiet user?
>do you have like any friends at all user?
>why do you dress like a school shooter user?
>i never loved you user.
>get fuuuccckkeedd user.
>lmao i cheated on you
>you thought you were more than just a dick appointment user? lmao boy bye.
>what do you even do user?
>why don't you ever talk to anyone anymore user?
>did you have any friends back then user?
>do you still talk to anyone user?
>user i haven't heard from you in months.
>fuck you user, you're not better than me.
>heyyyyy user.
>you're such a fucking loser user.
>you haven't changed at all user.
>bye user. i'm leaving.
>fuck off user, don't talk to me.
>user? that you?
>holy shit guys this is user!
>user you look like shit.
>take care user.
>do you want to talk about it user?
>had sex
i was gonna tell you to fuck off but I feel bad after reading what you went through so I'll let this one slide
>user i'm pregnant
>user are you proposing?
>yes user!
>how are you going to provide for this family user
>when are we going to get married user
>all you care about is your stupid motorcycle user!
>user you need to stop smoking
>user you need to stop drinking
>user you're wasting all our money
>user you're such a piece of shit
>i don't pity you user
>the love was gone a long time ago user
>im calling off the engagement user
>you are actual fucking trash user
>i never loved you user
>why did you do this to me user
>it's my body and if i don't want the baby i'm not having it
>user i saw you crying through your apartment window, how can you still afford that place?
>user! you moved! to that part of town?
>so what do you do now user?
>fuck you user, how are you still mad about that?
>are you going to cry now user? you've always been a pussy.
>how am i the only person you've talked to in months user?
>get some fucking help user, you're a mess
>where have you been user it feels like forever
>i have a new life user and it doesn't include you
>bye user
>do you want to talk about it user?
This reads like a fem dom dialoge list
>where were you!
>0 missed calls 0 missed txts
>hey user, do you have a girlfriend yet?
>user are you taking your meds
>wow user your smart
>its nice to hold an adult conversation with you user
>user, why is your humor so weird?
>all these examples from high school life
fucking zoomers
>getting engaged in hs
fucking brainlet did you even see ?
if you think "all these" is the same as "every post is", you should go back to school user
shit man, i read your post wrong. my bad i suppose
i sleep under the stars we used to share now. every night i experience cosmic horror. i have long since shaved my head. i still exist, i still have the motorcycle, i still feel. goodnight robots.
high school is the last time a lot of people experienced daily interaction with many others
thats fair but this thread and this board is mostly people aged 14-18.
>hows the job hunt going? get any calls back?
if i can find money for gas i know i can make the ride to the northwest and start over without you robot phaggots. montana or idaho or something. i don't know how to make ends meet and probably never will. i was going to name him junior btw.
>when are you gonna get your license?
>Mr. user? I'd like a word in my office.
it's worth it man. take any time you can find in your schedule for it. its the only thing they can't take from you
>I have tourettes syndrome and I had no control over it
Isn't there medication for that which completely stops the ticks or is all of it dogshit that doesn't work? I have seen people who have that and it looks like it sucks ass. It has to be so damn annoying to deal with on a daily basis. I feel for you user.
If you're old and never bothered jesus christ user you're missing out.
>ok so now we're going to go around the room and introduce ourselves
I always HATED this
i'm 19 but driving is just a chore from what i've experienced.
>your turn!
>>h-hi, i'm user and i'm socially dumb and socially irrelevant to everyone in this room
>ha ha very funny user, please take this seriously
You live in a big city? If so, then I can agree there, but if you don't, then it is actually fun if you enjoy speeding even though doing that in reality is really stupid.
Plus just not having to use people for rides and have them know your business is nice as well.
>I thought you had the ~~~~
Two dubs in a row 77 and 88.
i don't leave the house and when i'm at uni i don't need a car
Well, then it seems like a car is useless for you after all.
>this semester you'll be working in pairs, so everybody find a partner for the next 12 weeks of labs!
Last time I ended up with one of the most retarded people I've ever met. Now when they pull that bullshit I just walk up to the first non-braindead person I see who's alone and ask them.
>you haven't hit a finger against a finger since we moved here
>you're a rag
>you're fucking lazy
>you think you're smart, but you're not
>you're not cute!
>he was just some dude who kept inviting himself to my house
>you're...not attractive
>your future wife,
>>What? *look of confusion*
This describes way too many of my interactions. Luckily my roommate is fluent in retardspeak.