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Soon to be having a pint with my spoons brekkie. Plans for the morning gaylords?

final day of work approaches, NEETdom here I come.

I have to go to my mums house and wait for packages because I forgot to change my address on amazon.

read some books, have a smoke and drink a coffee lad

What did you order? Also can't you get mummy to sign for them.

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I've been up all night playing vidya and watching YouTube videos so I'll be asleep in about an hour.

>tfw no log cabin and 2 acres of land
only 54 days until autumn

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motherboard
cpu
ram
psu(power supply)
pc case
thermal paste

I can but I still need to get it to my house

morning lads

had a nap at 1400 yesterday and woke up an hour ago

what about ya graffix card lad

post specs

i am an elite pc builder, i could've helped with your build.
i hope it's not too bad.

my body aches from yesterday lads

tried waking up at 5, but had to go back for a couple hours

already got it
So you can shit on my build and tell I should have brought this instead of that, nah m8.
A nice user helped me a while back anyways.

? im just trying to help
i might've been that user

*Gouges your eyes out*
Better safe than sorry

oh yeah, what GPU did you tell me to get? I'll ask you this too since no one on Jow Forums answered.

My motherboard has 64gb ram space 4x16 does this mean I can only use 16gb ram in the slots?

>my body aches from yesterday lads
Nice hot bath will help

just means it doesn't believe in anything bigger than 16

>it doesn't believe in anything bigger than 16
wtf does that even mean its a INANIMATE OBJECT!, it doesn't believe in anything

Binge watching Dragons Den clips on YouTube lmao

u alright love?

stressed out tbqh

Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England

30 July 2019

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weren't you there the other day? all the pakis buying merc's to impress the local white teens eh

are you jealous of those pakis or are you proud of the company you work for because they gain access to cunny?

Going to start larping on Muslim dating sites has a white giga chad convert to see if I can get them sexually frustrated sisters to act all haram.

inshallah my brothers

Yeah I was, that's 3 times in a row now. Was there Friday, yesterday and again today, not sure why.

Indeed, mercs do have a bit of a reputation as a noncemobile desu. Bear in mind Rotherham almost certainly has tons of white nonces, they just never got caught unlike the pakis

havent had a stiffy in five days lads

Pure sex come for the bestt nudes, hott females and traps here.

discord gg/dmB39ty

SP if you're about these are the time of servers you DON'T join

not even morning wood?

Easy day today, only a 7 hour shift planned but I'll be done in 6

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Taking double my benzo meds as a reminder that

A: It's fun to get fucked up

B: I now shouldn't be getting fucked up

I do I get benzos? went to doctor and said I had trouble sleeping and anxiety and she just gave me sertraline

phoneposting sucks lads

really cant be arsed with it today. just wanna stay in bed, dont wanna deal with people today.
people are shit!

>have to go out
>starting to rain
NOT comfy

pleb buy a umbrella or wear waterproofs

drizzle is peak comfy ya banana

Had some weird dreams. One involved a girl I used to know stripping off and she had a penis.

sounds like a good dream, what happened and did you wake up hard?

I had loads of dreams bleeding in together so it's hard to say exactly what was happening. I was stuck in a weird underground city with loads of unruly chavs and then I was hiding with this girl and she had to get changed and boom there's a penis. Then I was in/watching an alt-history WW2 movie with magic and monsters then a dinner party with Hulk Hogan then a Downton Abby style tv show where one of the ladies was actually an android.

had a dream that I was in a sort of green room with marco pierre white waiting to go on a television program, and watching his reaction when we were told gordon ramsay was in the building

I had an acute psychotic episode and they've kept me on them ever since. I will go back to taking them illegaly if I'm ever taken off them.

The only way you're (realistically) getting therapeutic dose benzos in the UK is by obtaining them illegally or being sectioned.

Is this DM, was it Erin in the dream?
I used to get them off my big brothers mate 10 for a fiver or 5 for a tenner can't remember

I cant tell if I like actors or not. There's just something weird about people role playing to that extent.

Tis DM yeah. Was a girl I used to get high with few years ago. She actually did have some gender issues but she 100% had a vagina.

Depends how modern your doctor is. The up to date ones refuse to prescribe benzos, and take you off after two weeks if someone else puts you on them.

But if you've got some geriatric who doesn't believe in mental illness they'll just give you a liftetime prescription of clonazepam or some shit and hope you never come back

FTM seem so mental they're always buff as fuck as well.
>Was a girl I used to get high with few years ago.
Imagining you in some shady decaying house or factory shooting up smack, was she a friend or just some drug comrade?

historically acting was considered an extremely low class and shameful profession, since it's essentially being a professional liar

>Boris Johnson wrote this

Kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventy-Two_Virgins

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She was cool and we talked a lot and I had a bit of a crush on her for a bit. Then I realised how crazy and destructive she was and havent spoke to her in years. still check out her IG sometimes though

>His assistant worries that, under the jaunty vaudeville act, there are no real core ideals, values or beliefs

thats pretty based tbqh

Whats an IG and what drugs was she into?

your brothers mate was charging you shit prices, used to do my valium at 50p a pop cuz I got it so cheap

My mental health team was comprised of that latter, was literally told that it would take 'many years' to come off the benzos. If they try and take them off me I'll explain that I will just get them off my old supplier, and in bulk rather than what I'm dispensed. If they want to keep me sane and out of the mental health system, allow me my single milligram of clonazepam a day.

The release of 'Once Upon A Time In Hollywood' is still more than 2 weeks away here in the UK.

Seriously, how/why? How can Sony not do simultaneous releases for a 2019 blockbuster film?

Instagram. Was REALLY into xanax and weed.

>cheap Indian shite
no thanks
Was that the refugees welcome lass?

nah I might have posted a pic when I was stoned she had tons of tats and was one of the cool fashion crowd in London

Kinda fancy Tim in his new pink barbour shirt

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>I was stoned she had tons of tats and was one of the cool fashion crowd in London

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hate hour long delivery windows

can't use my headphones in case I miss sainsbury's ringing my doorbell

Went to ODEON to watch Toy Story 4 yesterday. Is Gabby Gabby a type of fembot?

tfw no gabby gabby gf

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kek a lot like that yeah. Remember actually the first time I met her I was in a bad way and she helped clean my self-harm cuts so I became quite attached

>tfw no gabby gabby gf
nonce

now there's a girl you can take home to your folks

awww did she ever say how or why she end up and pill addict?
Beats taking a girl(male)

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Post results if you get anywhere. I'm curious how they will respond.

SHIPPY IFFY UH

KIDDIES MAKE HIM STIFFY UH

>grew up poor area
>dad beat her and her mum
>was raped as a kid
I mean she didnt blame her childhood but I'm guessing it played a massive part. She was still only about 21 when I last met her so hopefully young enough to have a decent life

>got a match on okc
what the fuck do i say
i've had a few matches and every time no matter what i say they just unmatch me. maybe they matched me by accident
just want a gf desu

Do people exist who don't listen to albums? You'll never really catch me just listening to just a song. Do normies just listen to random playlists and singles and shit?

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Found seethe user in an advert, lads.
youtu.be/U6hRxsDqIzQ

>being an album pseud

post your lastfm then lad, bet your taste is plebeian

I feel like the radio has existed long enough for you to have known that this was a dumbass question designed to make you seem interesting and deep with your music tastes.

He's an insect fucker
>filename

I'm retrospect I come off sounding like an idiot. I didn't mean there's anything wrong with not listening to albums I was just saying that I feel weird not listening to songs out of album order. I've never been to /mu/. /britfeel/ is the only place on Jow Forums I go.

>tfw no honda integra

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Nothing wrong with cumming on ladybirds, lad. After all, they are ladies.

>Makes less horsepower than a buick lesabre
lmao

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Thoughts on Gorillas?

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Best luxury cars, 2019.

1. Mercedes-Benz S-Class
2. Range Rover
3. Jaguar I-Pace
4. Tesla Model S
5. Audi A8
6. BMW 7 Series
7. Jaguar XJ
8. BMW 6 Series Gran Turismo
9. Lexus LS
10. Maserati Quattroporte

They have small dicks. That's my only thought about them really.

Less porn =

More self-confidence.

More happiness.

More dating.

More love.

More of a life.

I'd KO that bitch in one hit tbqh

weed turned up, smoked a bunch to check it out

just realized my social worker is coming round shortly

Nah. I love porn. I watch it an hour day for a healthy balls and spermazoids.

>just found out all the buses are diverted so I'd have to walk in the rain
looks like I'm staying in lads

>buick lesabre
Sorry mate I'm not a nigger living in a chicago ghetto
>Makes less horsepower
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Integra#DC2_Type_R
>The Type R came standard with a 200 PS
> the Type R at: 0-60 mph (97 km/h) in 6.2 seconds, 1/4 mile in 14.8 @ 96.3 mph.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buick_LeSabre#Sixth_generation_(1986–1991)
>The LeSabre's engine from 1992-1995 was the 3800 V6 (L27), which produced 170 hp
> The car accelerated to 60 mph (97 km/h) in 8.9 seconds and could cover the quarter mile in 16.9 seconds at 80 mph (129 km/h).

What's wrong with the rain, lad? It can be comfy womfy super bumfy.

I fly out to Tokyo tomorrow night, wish me luck lads

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im alitle gaylrd i love sucjing cojg

good luck lad. when i went there was a half spanish, half english flight attendant who spoke like 5 languages, was cute and was coming on to me. wish i didnt turn him down as i had a partner i didnt like that much at the time

>Range rover above a Tesla

Gonna do the BIG drunk tonight

uwu BB is a plaice on erf
youtube.com/watch?v=vFPajU-d-Ek

Gonna do the BIG spunk tonight

my sweat smells so sour and gross