Congratulations! As thanks for saving the forest, the Elf King has decided to grant you his daughter's hand in marriage (pic is her). However, you will be unable to leave the forest until you die.
Do you accept?
Congratulations! As thanks for saving the forest...
Isaac Scott
Alexander Martin
Fuck yes I accept.
James Reyes
Does the forest have internet access?
Michael Young
Yeah I accept. What more is there to gain from the modern world? Finally a life worth living.
Jonathan Martin
I already live in the most backwoods inbred shithole on Earth, it's not much of a difference.
Isaiah Wright
This here is the whole reason I'm not homeless yet.
Oliver Reed
Race mixing is degenerate and if I was close to the elf king I'd drive a blade into his gullet and rip up his innards. Around elves watch yourselves. Knife eared tree niggers get the rope. The ensorcelled rope that causes every nerve in the body to erupt in agonizing pain as they slowly choke to death.
Owen Morales
That's not an elf, it's an anime girl with pointed ears
Evan Cooper
t. dorf
Luke Hill
Can outsiders visit you?