What keeps you from going postal user?

What keeps you from going postal user?

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the postal inspectors

lmfbo good post user

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People actually signed my petition.

I dunno user... kinda out of vogue, no?

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I'm angry at you because you thought of that and I didn't

Post offices are a dead industry. The term needs to be updated to going Amazon.
>inb4 fedex or ups
They're going to go out of business just like usps, may as well skip right to the future industry leader.

I have had sexual relations with a woman.

but user the post offices ship the amazon packages for them

Going prime

Good one ngl

Not really. Most of them go through UPS or Amazon's own delivery trucks.
Very good. That's the new term.

>not reall most of them go through UPS or Amazon's own delivery trucks
way to make up bullshit on the internet to sound smart dipshit. Amazon just started deliveries, and the USPS delivers amazon products to my house all the time.

>UPS
The UPS literally pays the USPS to deliver packages when they get too many.

Amazon has been doing some of its own deliveries for a couple years now. I bet you feel old now that you realized much more time has passed than you initially thought.

>a couple of years
>he thinks they have a delivery system for every house in america already like the usps

also to add on to

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Why would you post the worst Postal game? Jesus Christ, user.

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Well for starters don't have a gun -- I'm on a no sell to blacklist. I don't even have an ice pick.
but you know what that Niger that held me up at gunpoint sure wasn't so God Bless America for that one
I'd say the primary reason is I don't want to be sentenced to death in a Federal court.
I've already had an experience with it luckily I was pardoned they brought the lethal injection gurney straight to the psych ward I was staying at
My innocence didn't seem to matter they kept threatening to kill me in the court and now I'm not nearly as innocent as I was back then and they leave me the f*** alone so I'm not quiate sure what the f*** their deal was
I am on palliperidone someone once told me is fatal after about 10 to 15 years

absolutely nothing OP

>Most of them go through UPS or Amazon's own delivery trucks
As someone who works as the postoffice this isn't true at all...

laws. if i'm in prison i can't provide for my family members.

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Hurting innocent people is wrong, and I don't want to contribute more suffering to the world
I'd rather just kill myself and be done with it

I work in the post and it's against the rules

>image of postal 2
>worst postal
ok retard