I want a girl to listen to Sum 41 and drink Mountain Dew and play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 with
I want a girl to listen to Sum 41 and drink Mountain Dew and play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 with
Xavier Gomez
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Justin Morris
Then build yourself a time machine and go back to 2003.
Landon Collins
girl here
that band sucks
I've never drank mountain dew
that game sucks
Xavier Perez
Please have sex with me now please
James Walker
Femanon here: Sum 41 is okay but most of their shit sucks.
Mountain dew is bottled cancer
and THPS2 sucks compared to skate
Brody Wood
In other words, youre a homosexual.
Got it
Joshua Ward
>that game sucks
you suck
Lincoln Nelson
They grew up user.....
I'm sad now guys.
David Morris
heres the two things youll NEVER have
sissyboy
Luke Davis
>THPS2 sucks compared to skate
I always knew females had shit taste
Christopher Scott
by now, you should be getting familiar with not getting what you want.
in fact, name even One Time when you DID get what you wanted.
Lincoln Hall
you will never relive those comfy days
such a pity
Matthew Rogers
if you call women's preference for HETEROSEXUALS 'shit taste', then yes, their taste is shit.
enjoy the videogaming and hypothesizing on women's mindset, lonely sissyboy!!
Sebastian Adams
There's a very good reason why you can't get any pussy......
women DON'T fuck little children......
grow up, sissy
Nathan Martinez
lol @ your COMPLETE inability to figure life out
Caleb Scott
The Soundtrack To Life Passing You By
Tyler Phillips
HINT: if you can look at THESE douchebags, and think to yourself "i wouldn't be embarrassed admitting that i listen to their shitty music", then BEING GAY IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS
Joshua Hall
>Picsart
Mobile posters are mega reatards
Gabriel Evans
I understand SUM41 sold three albums so far in 2019
Kayden Barnes
>sum41
I hope you meant NOFX
Chase Bell
.....says the WORDSMITH........
Tyler Cox
Nope.... He meant SUM41
because he's gay, but not a nigger
Jack Bennett
And a trip fag no less. Sucking cock to the MAX.
Charles Rivera
its absolutely mind-boggling that you videogame sissies think you'll EVER find a girl who wants to invest their life into yours......
wow.........
Kevin Bennett
lol @ the sexless little sissyboy who doesn't know the difference between a namefag and a tripfag..........
Q: is there ANYTHING you can do correctly?
Austin Wood
A: Rape you with a broken glass bottle.
Lucas Cruz
nobody cares 'what you want'......
that's a YOU problem, not an US problem
PAY ATTENTION, SALLY :
if a woman wants a child, she will find a real man to give her a child of her own.
unlike you, girls are self-aware....
they are not going to be embarrassed by being seen near you.....
unlike you, they have friends....
and if their friends ever saw them standing withing 12 feet of you, their friends might accidentally assume that they know you.
they're NOT going to be embarrassed like that
Angel Rodriguez
I realize that spelling RETARDS correctly poses a challenge for you......
but how are your math skills?
Blake Flores
douchechild, if you think the loneliness is overwhelming NOW.....
Jackson Wilson
JUST WAIT............
you ain't seen nuthin' yet, Sally
Jacob Johnson
...as if videogames and SHITTY MUSIC weren't already bad enough decisions....
Carter Lee
Let me make sure I understand this, okay?....
You actually consider yourself to be fairly intelligent.....
Right?........
Dominic Hall
LIFE ADVICE:
If by some miracle, you eventually DO find yourself in the same room as a female....
DO.... NOT.... MENTION... THIS.....
Hudson Martinez
it's j-j-johnnyneptune
h-hes b-b-back!
Christopher Morales
Tony Hawk just called me....
He heard that you play his video game, and you're over eight years old....
Julian Stewart
i heard tony hawk skates, and he's over eight years old.
Xavier James
During a recent interview when Tony Hawk and his wife were asked if they allowed their son to play the Tony Hawk video game, his son interrupted before they could answer.
Logan Allen
I heard you don't get any pussy
Asher Powell
Here's the chicks that like Sum41, Mountain Dew & Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
Hang in there............
Maybe things will improve with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 6 ?.......
Ian Foster
In the future, when people want to know why you still don't have a girlfriend, it would be less humiliating for you if you lied and told them that you were catholic.
Jacob Sanders
Hey I don't drink pop or play skating games, but Sum 41 is a fine band. Fuck you guys.
Deryck Whibley was a fatherless manlet who loves fedoras, but he's living the fucking dream. Half of you faggots had easier starts than him, and you'll never achieve half of what he has.
Andrew Jackson
you remind me of a television set that's playing a really shitty show about a guy who doesn't have any taste in music....
without the television set
James Thomas
GOOD NEWS !!!
i think i may have found a cool chick who would enjoy listening to Sum41 with you, hanging out drinking Mountain Dew, and chillaxin' while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2......
don't worry about her friend.....
he likes all that same stuff, too !!!
David Thomas
I personally don't have time to play videogames or drink Mountain Dew, because Im busy driving some nice and genuine friends from city to city, helping them take care of their business....
Jaxson Cooper
And while my nice and genuine friends' ectic business schedule doesn't allow for videogames or Mountain Dew, we DO enjoy jamming out to SUM 41's awesome music on my car stereo while i drive them around, and hope they'll finally get the money they owe me for gas...
Justin Adams
dude................................................wow
i just ACTUALLY LISTENED TO SUM 41
and that is THE shittiest crappy music
i have ever heard in my entire life !!!!!!!!
god fucking DAMMIT, dude.................
that is some FUCKING B U L L S H I T
dude.............................................wow
Christopher Long
why so many girls have gummy smile?
that shit is creepy af
Jason Harris
I JUST WANNA GO BACK TO THE EARLY 2000'S AND STAY THERE FOREVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luis Phillips
>ywn skip math class to smoke cigarettes and complain about your parents with a qt skater girl
why did i waste my teenage years
Oliver Rodriguez
i dont think you need to worry about seeing girls smile in your life
Camden Barnes
lol im just fucking with you, sir
Angel Hall
hint: i never even went to high school at all....
not even for one day.
my middle school principal suggested that i drop out at age 15 (which was one year too early in the state of Georgia, so he helped pull some strings and arrange for me to legally drop out of school at the age of 15)
Instead of conforming and standing in line I began living my life as a young man....
When I was 15, I started my own Graphic Art business in Atlanta, end I also got hired as a doorman at a nightclub, believe it or not....
(I've always looked older than I was, and at the age of 15 everybody thought I was 30 years old)
About a week before my 16th birthday, I was checking people's IDs at the door of the nightclub, when Joyce Henderson walked by, grabbed me by my shirt sleeve and quite literally drag me to her car, and drove me back to her apartment where she fucked my brains out, and I officially became her live in boy toy boyfriend.
Joy was 36, a full twenty years older than I was.... she was also absolutely gorgeous!... she was tiny with an amazing body, and she was from a very wealthy family. She was a registered nurse at Piedmont Hospital in Atlanta, and she always had really good drugs.
She also gave the most amazing deepthroat... Joy was a great friend and lover....
2 years later I began DJing at strip clubs in Atlanta.... that was back in the day when they had a $1,600 nightly guarantee, meaning if for some reason I only made $1,300, the house would give me the remaining $300 balance in cash, guaranteeing that I never walked out the door without at least $1,600 cash.
I also continued doing my art business the entire time.....
You're probably thinking I missed out on a lot of 'qt' skater girls and other trappings that go along with high school....
You would be mistaken....
During my 20s and into my 30s, I fucked more underage high school girls than that you'll ever meet in your entire life.....
The best part?.......
ALL OF IT. trust me
Carson Flores
Even back when I was a preteen, I have never ever ever ever ever never never never ever never never ever never NEVER been immature enough to listen bullshit music like Sum 41....
I'm amazed you can look at yourself in the mirror after listening to that bullshit... It is crap
Jordan Lewis
Has it ever occurred to you that after you mentioned listening to Sum 41, people might click on a YouTube video to see what kind of music that band plays?....
......... and you still mention it?
Then you have the audacity to wonder why you can't get a girl?
Tyler Morris
After listening to some of their shitty music, I'm beginning to understand how you could perceive Mountain Dew and video games as being 'mature topics'
Nathan Richardson
HINT: instead of admitting that you listen to Sum 41, you would have a better chance of finding a girlfriend if you simply said you enjoy molesting little children.
Carter Carter
Deryck Whibley
quite literally WHO ?
Ian Murphy
Probably should have stuck with the fedoras
Cameron Kelly
FATHERLESS :
now i understand his laughable anger....
Ugly, fatherless AND talentless
William Hall
>Sum 41 sucks
Imagine being this retarded
Landon Lewis
congratulations on the 'finally learning that there is only one A in retarded' accomplishment
Jaxon Russell
>already heard of Sum 41 before this thread
Imagine being this desperate
Jordan Moore
>already heard of Sum 41 before this thread
They're one of the most successful alternative rock bands that's still active. They aren't exactly obscure.
Imagine being a loser robot who's so delusional he thinks he's better than an actual rock star.
Benjamin Cook
lol @ you thinking THAT CRAPPY BULLSHIT is 'rock' !!!...... Lol wow
.... but then again you actually thought you could spend your life playing video games and watching anime and you would somehow magically 'get a girlfriend', so I suppose I shouldn't expect you to have realistic opinions or perceptions....
Ethan Perez
When today's audience consists of consumers like YOU, the terms 'success' and 'obscurity' lose their meaning and all blur into one big blobular pile of shit....
Your opinions about quality music are reminiscent of the opinions of a starving Ethiopian child on fine dining
Xavier Murphy
thps3 is objectively better than thps2 and if you disagree you're a retarded nostalgiafag boomer and im genuinely going to kill you
Wyatt Wright
I can HONESTLY say that I've never met an adult male who plays video games AND gets laid
at least not by females...............
John Young
>thinks neptune is a robot
welcome to Jow Forums, noob
Dylan Nguyen
then let me be your first. i met my first gf through playing vidya