You wake up and look like pic related. What would you do first robots?

You wake up and look like pic related. What would you do first robots?

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get a job getting paid to wear little clothes and walk backwards and forwards

The same thing I'm doing now but also scream and freak out.

Kill myself because I don't want to be gay.

Cut my hair and then go do some squats.

Holy fuck this dude looks like a god OMG

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Jerk off. No... scratch that. Jerk myself off.

Why does he have a little girls face but man body

go back to sleep, like i always do

walk on the beach and ignore roasties when they try to get my attention

Why would u even jerk off? you would have your gf do that when you're that good looking.

Cry because orgasms suck now

consider suicide, you retarded tranny.

I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion user.

shoot up a school and say im an incel and have everyone on r9k freak out.

Think how I exit my room without freaking my roommate out

head to japan to know defeat

It depends on how i smell . If i semll bad its all null . Am decent looking as it is but i smell bad so i can't get laid or work a lot of jobs . If i wasn't smelly i wouldn't change my looks .

>All that work to look more like a girl erased over night
What a cruel world.

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I'd be working to maintain my body.

idk, play dark souls and read berserk or something

Get a hair cut
And check my personality

Suicide asap

Nightly orgies where I'd get railed by a different set of ten or more guys of various ethnicities every week.

Get a fucking haircut then install tinder and fuck 10+ girls in one day

play video games until i sleep

cry because my dick got smaller

kill myself for looking gay and having a small penis

Fuck everyone's mom itt.

uhhhh get a asian gf? im azn btw

Go down to where the hottest chicks are which i guess my first step would be to find out where that is but when i do
I'm gonna fuck as many Stacys as i can

is that The Golden One? orignaloo

i get a slight trim for my hair

Build some power armour and become the God Emperor