You wake up and look like pic related. What would you do first robots?
You wake up and look like pic related. What would you do first robots?
get a job getting paid to wear little clothes and walk backwards and forwards
The same thing I'm doing now but also scream and freak out.
Kill myself because I don't want to be gay.
Cut my hair and then go do some squats.
Holy fuck this dude looks like a god OMG
Jerk off. No... scratch that. Jerk myself off.
Why does he have a little girls face but man body
go back to sleep, like i always do
walk on the beach and ignore roasties when they try to get my attention
Why would u even jerk off? you would have your gf do that when you're that good looking.
Cry because orgasms suck now
consider suicide, you retarded tranny.
I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion user.
shoot up a school and say im an incel and have everyone on r9k freak out.
Think how I exit my room without freaking my roommate out
head to japan to know defeat
It depends on how i smell . If i semll bad its all null . Am decent looking as it is but i smell bad so i can't get laid or work a lot of jobs . If i wasn't smelly i wouldn't change my looks .
>All that work to look more like a girl erased over night
What a cruel world.
I'd be working to maintain my body.
idk, play dark souls and read berserk or something
Get a hair cut
And check my personality
Suicide asap
Nightly orgies where I'd get railed by a different set of ten or more guys of various ethnicities every week.
Get a fucking haircut then install tinder and fuck 10+ girls in one day
play video games until i sleep
cry because my dick got smaller
kill myself for looking gay and having a small penis
Fuck everyone's mom itt.
uhhhh get a asian gf? im azn btw
Go down to where the hottest chicks are which i guess my first step would be to find out where that is but when i do
I'm gonna fuck as many Stacys as i can
is that The Golden One? orignaloo
i get a slight trim for my hair
Build some power armour and become the God Emperor