What's your name Jow Forums?

Demetrios.

Chad Speed

>tfw literally named after a stone
Kinda wish I had some cool name with interesting origins or history to it but nope. Just a stone.

Pubert/Pubes for short

Never watched Game of Thrones

did you just assume my gender, user?

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>Bobby
It feels so fucking beta. I started going by Rob in highschool when i met new people but when they met my parents and they called me bobby, my friends laffed

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2/10, african warlord tier
8/10, pretty generic but a good name nonetheless
8/10, sounds royal
6/10, doesn't sound that nice to me personally
4/10, I'm not too fond of Middle Eastern sounding names
3/10, has instant association to pedos now
8/10, cool name but probably a larp
5/10, has association to pubes
4/10 from me chief, very childish sounding name

Wolfgang

yes I am german..

>Brandon
Not a half bad name. Only problem with it is that my name is literally a joke.
>brother's name is Brad
>grandparents kept fucking it up
>called him Blandley, Bobby, but mostly they fucked up and called him Brandon
>parents want to fuck with them
>name me Brandon
>they still mix up our names
'least I got a good name out of it.

>Arabic
Damn you learn some new shit everyday, young Barkley

Its a pretty strong name

what is it? could be cool
i actually think it's a really cool name user
chad tier name

>african warlord tier
It's fucking Greek you smoothbrains.

Reinhold
I dont know what the hell my parents were thinking naming me this and what drugs they were on.
Try going up to some QT and saying
>Hi, I'm Reinhold
You can hear the pussy drying up

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>what is it?
Ruby.

doesn't matter what it is, what matters is what it sounds like. when I hear that name I expect a tall muscular tribe leader.

That sounds badass though, very German names sound cool in general.

Thats a fucking cool name man.

How should i introduce myself to people? My real name is Robert, but it sounds too professional and Bobby sounds to childish. What would sound best to women?

>Teemu
A common Finnish name. I'm not really fond of it. English speakers usually have a hard time pronouncing this correctly, like most names here.

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Demian
Is that a good name?

what a ruthless fucking name, best name by far in this thread

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Perkele sauna mammi :DDDD

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Dimitri. Everyone thinks I'm in mob.

Emekwanem Ebemakanem Ogugua Biosah. Emekwanem means "don't fuck with me" or "never think of making me mad".

I don't know i think it sounds pretty hardcore to be honest. its german right? german names usually are.
that's cute af though why don't you like it?

Paul. I think it's generic. Not a chad name but not an omega name either.

10/10 in Africa I guess.

Because it's boring and basic. Plus throughout the whole of school whenever my name was called on the register the class would sing that stupid kaiser chiefs song.

I'm unironically from Texas

It might be cool in Germany but not in the US
Was made fun of in school for it.
Why couldnt i just have a normal name like Mike, Rob, Chad, Steve, or Dave.

Cameron. My parents were reading through a book of boys' names and got bored by c, hence I'm stuck with this gay designation.

Domingo

My dad has the same name too.

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Adam. What a fucking lame white boy name. My middle name starts with J and I used AJ for like a month when I went to a different school just to try it out but when i came back to my original school went back to Adam.

carley.
i want to curb stomp everyone who makes an icarly joke now. none of you are funny and i hear it at least twice a week ;-;
other than that, i dont really mind it

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Luca
I like it, but being called Lucas all my life is a shit price to pay.

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Jenny

Everyone called me Jenny Craig in middle school and I wanted to neck myself

were you fat?

Do yiu ljve on the second floor?

Yes

originallyly

oof, sorry user.. kids are cruel.
hopefully youve thinned out since then.

to be fair the image of some shy and nervous fembot getting the chorus of that song shouted at her is hilarious

Yea that forced me into serious dieting so now i'm a twig and I refuse to eat junk food unless on rare occasions

Edward
i don't have a drop of blue blood in my veins, i'm just a simple citizen, just like my forefathers, all farmers.

>Junko

I'm a guy.

>Melvin

In new schools or new classes people would always say "Who the fuck is Melvin?" when they read my name.

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Fucking Junko

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have you tried going by mel?

My name is Tom. Used to be Tommy, but I stopped introducing myself by that after highschool. I like it, my father and grandfather were named the same.

i go by chinamen slayer now. i forgot my name sometime around my third month in this shithole

>Chase
IDK how to feel about this one.

There was this german exchange student at my high school named Beowulf

>Vinicius
It's pretty common where I live but I don't know if it sounds weird to other countries.

Arthur.
I think it's a nice name.

I work IT in a school and see fucking retarded names on a daily basis. Personal favorite is "Jaymz".

sounds like a minecraft username

My name is Poo-Poo

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i bet they're a nigger

What if he was named after the faggy roman emperor?

>Jose Javier
Pretty common on my country (Spain) and I like it.

I mean I think it's pretty funny looking back on it now. But then? I don't know.
Yeah I see that weird spelling stuff all the time now. My nephew's called Jaxon which seems to be the retarded way of spelling Jackson but whatever.

It's Ophelia, but nobody ever calls me that except my dad when he gets drunk and tries to talk to me on the phone. I go by Lia, usually. I wish I had a less fancy-sounding name because it doesn't fit me.

>mfw I literally share my name with a pornstar
Life is suffering.

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My name is literally Pepe

>Dante
I couldn't ask for a better name.

>Daniel
Not too bad I guess.

Do you go by Opal on the internets?

>Elagabalus
My condolences.

Macdaniel

yeah fuck you guys

Are you black or partly so?

>Max
Is is bad user?

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No. 100% white to my knowledge.

Daniel

based arcade cabinets

>Frank
Pretty cool name. Most people in my country cant spell it correctly, if i (ever) have a kid i'll name him Frank too.

WOJAK AND PEPE NIGGERS NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD YOU NORMALFAGGOT MIANSTREAM SHITSKINS

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxo_Kream
is this you, user?

>Oliver

Any namesakes out here?
People don't call me oliver tho, I have a bunch of nicknames

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My name is Nathaniel
2/10 name reminds me of short fat autists
Frank is mixed. I guess a 5/10 but because it can be cool or the name of a perv so it had the two extremes that make it average
Daniel is another name that reminds me of short, fat, autistic kids I met. 3/10
Max is usually pretty cool. 6/10
4/10 name just sounds dumb
Another Daniel, see above
Dante is a cool name but the guys with it are usually douches. 6/10
9/10 cute name
Pls say

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Raper(t)

Rob. That's it. Nothing wrong with just Rob.

How about Rob?

Livio Cesar

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Sasha Grey. I'm honestly considering getting it changed.

Arian, I love my name. it sound comfy

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Linus

>parents considered Leo

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You must have some great tech tips tho

Nathan, sometimes gets shortened to Nate. I'm pretty happy with it.

>Winston
Have to live with the same "Churchill" joke every time someone new meets me

>your name is Sasha Grey
Oh dang. It is a nice name, 7/10, just tainted by a porn star. If I was not saving my virginity I would fuck you no matter what you looked like to say I fucked Sasha Grey.

Linus is the name of my cat. Pic related, him last night.

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