If you could summon a Happening, what would it be?

A world wide case of Rickets

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How about mysterious assassinations of heads of state and a few high-profile business leaders? Worldwide, by a wide variety of methods, continuing at like one a day for several years.

mom buying pizza

artificial intelilgence will bring about a happening

the singularity. automation of all jobs will render all of humans worthless

it will happen, just stay alive long enough to see it

Worldwide NazBol revolution

either
A: holocaust 2.0
or
B: waifus coming to reality

Nick Land posts here?

Every human being on Earth become adorable feminine constantly aroused hermaphrodites over night.

I summon Meteor

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Theodore motherfucking Roosevelt comes back from the dead, gets relelected for that much deserved third term, and fixes the corporatist shithole that America has become. The rest of the world shits themselves in fear and respect and appease humanity's savior with anti-corporate, conservationist, republican (not the party) laws.
The Bull Moose party takes America to colonize space within decades.

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Selective genocide.
>All niggers
>>Mexicans
>Half Hispanics
>2/3 Chinese
>Any one with iq under 100

india, china and africa collapse into the sea for no particular reason

Forgot to say

>All trannys
>Sterilize all gays(it's a choice)

everyone here dies

Nuclear bombs for whatever reason won't explode. No matter what. You can't work around it by building a civilian reactor and "accidentally" making it go Chernobyl. Anything nuclear built for the express purpose and intent of causing harm to others will not, no matter how many layers of subterfuge its hidden under, detonate. I want to see what happens when MAD is taken off the table.

id stop peoples ability to give birth
final generation has a lot of resources and says goodbye then its all done

This the government would be on that shit ASAP and would immediately push out propaganda saying it's all fine and dandy and there's nothing to worry about

>Half Hispanics
Come on man I don't want to die

zombies dude, you guys trying to eliminate niggers and spics instead of seeing survival of the fittest do its work

I would be excited, imagine conquering unknown worlds, finding new riches, technology, even starting a new country with fellow settlers.

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virus that wipes out all black people and arabs

I have like 40+ rolls of toilet paper just for that

Cthulhu maybe? I dont know I think that would be cool

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Zeke posts here?

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>conquering unknown worlds
More like getting gangraped by inhuman monsters

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>Gangraped

It's not rape if it's consensual.

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I would summon a happening where all life of past, present and future existence is granted eternal lives of pure joy and bliss.

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biblical apocalypse because it seems exciting

Id kill the demiurge and take its place

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So much civil unrest it causes ethno-states

Are you enki's sister im pazolite+++++++++++++++++++ OF PROOFS

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Cuba saying something like "Hitler was right, we must unite all of our people under one banner" before invading Guantanamo Bay and kicking out all the yanks, and launching campaigns to oust the colonial governments of the rest of the Caribbean
or China invades Taiwan while America sits by, only for Vietnam to intervene and kick maoist ass

no
scratch that
i want acceleracers 5

I would summon the Envoy of the end

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Nuclear war that involved all the browns and no european countries.

You puny wannabe dragon could never beat my Blue-Eyes

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I would slowly increase the level of carbon in the air whilst destroying the biosphere. So slowly no one would notice until it's too late to do anything about it.

>normal monster

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So basically a second Carboniferous.

This is already a happening

a plague that kills only liberals in a 3 month long painful as fuck death.
ruin what little fun i have left
well die you faggots

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Not as slow as it took then. Slow by human standards (just 200 or so years)

Get over this one if you can, fagget

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You can't attack me now kaiba not for 3 turns your dragon is useless.

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based as fuck

overpopulation is the greatest problem this world faces

>Running a shitty spell that can just be MST'd
lmao. I'll just use number 38's quick effect.

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We... Dont use.... that format tho..... arrghhhhhhhh.. Arrgghhh

Might as well play fucking goats.

And even then I can use MST. And besides, Caps Max shouldn't exist
>Inb4 muh movie

>tfw I'm 21 and live alone and when I'm drunk I larp with my dual disk

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Either a World War Z type happening or The Stand. Really I'd be ok with either, zombies might be more fun though.

Sauce on pic related? Please mommy I need it

Become god emperor of mankind then sell us out to aliens in exchange for free real estate

>mfw iktf
Some day we'll be happy user, some day

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Damn bro do you even pretend too get hurt when you lose LP

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The Fappening part 2.

Nope. Haven't done that since I was kid(i.e. since the last time I ever felt any happiness).

>any one

I guess you're one of the ones who will be killed too .

instrumentality

totaloreganobih

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The sun would vanish, only to return after a year. Anything that would survive deserves to survive.

>tfw I still fucking do

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Never lose your childish enthusiasm user. Please.

Based and wholesome pilled I won't user thank you.

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No problem user, thanks for talking to me.

Make it 95% get rid of ghettos and white trash in first world countries too.

i guess you should have thought about that before being born half hispanic

another populist, authoritarian president is the very last thing the America, or the world, needs.

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I would summon the female domination of society.

Release an incurable STD with one symptom, Infertility

All incels found dead with cum dripping out their asshole

HRT pills turn trannies straight

cringe as fuck
underpopulation of white people is the greatest problem thos world faces

I'd hardly call Teddy authoritarian. He held great disdain for communism from the moment of its conception.
It was that bastard Wilson that ruined America and the rest of the world with his proto-Bush bullshit.

The Second Coming of Christ Jesus

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