Tell what you wish for and you shall receive it

I could go for some chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce right now

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Give me the power to always make the right choice from today onto forever, i'm sick of regretting every passing second of my life.

I want luck on my side.

I wish I could stop drinking soda.

I need a purpose

All the right friends, in all the right places
So yeah we're going down
We got all the right moves in all the right places
So yeah we're going down
Everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down
Everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down

A cute smart just for me Drow slut gf.

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I wish to have so much power that I can just take whatever else I would like

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I wish to get laid

i wish i could do any drugs i want any time i want without consequences
and also to be a female

A nice gf

I would like a relationship with a cute girl that loves me.

I wish I could manipulate human emotions, please.

I want my anxiety to diminish, at least enough to live an ordinary life.

250 IQ

my soul in return when I die

I wish to have perfect health.

All I need is an Asian girlfriend to take cute pictures of with my car user

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I want peace of mind in this world, in return I'll gladly join you in hell when i die.

I wish I would die comfortably this year

Give me money devil you bitch ass nigga

Can you fix my budgie and make him able to fly again?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=IUYyR79QOgM

The devil is a bitch ass nigga, put me in the NBA or make me a famous rapper and let me keep my money till I die then I will go to hell

What you drive nigga?
Think you can keep up with my ST?

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You cant give me what I wanted or else we wouldn't be having this conversation you dimwitted goat person.

The things I want can't be accomplished by you. Now fuck off

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I wish my ex gf would forgive me and come back and be my gf

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I want a decent job with a regular paycheck and a good work-life balance so I can start saving for me mum's retirement, Satan. What's the catch?

I just want to be happy. I don't really care how it happens as long as I can live the rest of my life happily.

work sucks, you don't owe anything to your mom, it's not like you asked to be born, they raised you by their own volition

I wish for success as an artist.

My god you're a faggot

originaliso

>whats the catch
You have to fuck your mom once, deal or no deal?

I don't think either of us could live with that, Prince of Lies. Sorry I'll have to pass (nice dubs though)

I like my mom. She's done a decent enough job raising me, and she's still taking care of me now. It hurts me to watch her get older and frailer and I'm constantly stressed about not being able to support her with my nonexistent job and career. Sure, objectively speaking, I don't owe her anything, and even if I did there's no lawful way to force me to pony up, but I *want* to take care of her. It's a choice I've made from a place of agency. You'll understand someday.

permanent annihilation.

Blue eyes, white hair

I wish to never worry about money again

I want to sing like prime Mike

Cure my eczema. Please.

I wish for a Stand with the abilities and effects below:
> Makes me immortal and unable to age past the my prime while still allowing my hair to grow and stuff like that , along with immunity to disease, motion sickness, alcohol, poisons, extreme temperatures, demonic possessions and mental attacks.
>Prevents me from getting Kars'd in any way
>Grants me the ability to travel to parallel versions of this reality along with fictional universes at will
> Grants me limited shapeshifting, making me able to change things like genital size at will while of course respecting the law of conservation of mass

This is all i wish for

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>make me a demi-god
You wouldn't last a century, kiddo

I wish to have the ability to shapshift and change even the smallest details about myself

I wish for planet Earth to blow up tomorrow.

I wish everybody's wish in this thread was canceled.

Have fun going back to your normal life, retards.

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a direct audience with the Creator

Well.. you heard this smartass. Time to go home everyone.

I want to suck on my mom's milkers while I fuck her.

Give me the GF i always wanted

hi septic :)

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I want to have better equipment for working out. Not to be super muscular, just want decent equipment.

listen to me. ever since I was a child I have felt insulted by god. The world is made of vast amounts of nuance and beauty, the complexity of human character, the many strange and beautiful landscapes of earth, works of art one could spend a lifetime studying. all of these wonderful things that make life worth living, yet what do I and the rest of humanity have to do all the time, inane tasks, cleaning streets, packaging boxes, filing papers, crying alone it is as if god made beauty to torture us, to lord over the miserable creatures he created and laugh. I want this whole dynamic OUT. I want fathers to be with their sons, artists to their crafts, and life to be good. YOU AREN"T GOING TO DO IT THOUGHT CAUSE YOU ARE A POWERLESS FAGGOT! ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW AND EVERYTHING WILL BE EXACTLY THE SAME! YOUR A BITCH FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

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I wished I wished that before this man arrived I wished nobody would make a wish, wishing that our wishes would go unwished.

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an orientation with a job i "got". Lol didn't read tothe email correct and went to the wrong location, now the HR is ghosting me

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you can't wish for that already wished you couldn't do that, you are free from that

>already wished you couldn't do that, you are free from that

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I wish I had a very handsome face and naturally ripped body

dude you can do whatever you want. now you don't have to slave away at a job. you can do whatever you want. your wish is pointless.

I will try this forreal and see what happen, I want to sell my soul to the devil for vast wealth that I will not fuck up and at least another forty healthy years. In exchange my soul

Lets see what happen

whatever man im tired of being a neet and having no income. things I want cost money

you are again free from that dynamic. you don't have to work for what you want anymore. what do you even fucking want anyways. why didn't you just wish for that

I wish I could be a fighter pilot and then become an investment banker.

that is a pretty good wish

To live a long and happy life with the women I love, and to achieve my dream of being rich.

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I want to control two bodies

one girl one guy
both peak physical conditions

that is pretty good. especially with the happy part. no matter what you get you will be happy with it. the only wish you will ever need is, "i wish this wish was the best wish anyone could make for me and the entirety of humanity"

why is that. why do you want that

Reasons
Original Reasons

>he replied to tell me he won't tell me
fuck you, your wish is gay

I wish for the ability to turn currency in my hand into objects of equal value. Like I get out a 5 dollar bill and can turn it into 10 count mcnuggets.

I want to be reborn as a baby with all of my current knowledge

why do you want this. just so you don't have to move around

that is a good one not bad

I wish the girl I like would reply to my messages

Nah it just be pretty good party trick to turn 3 quarters to a chicken wing eh?

To spend my life with a woman that loves me and I love her.

you could be a traveling magician and live off that skill

fender jazzmaster and fender deluxe reverb tube amplifier, please and thank you.

fender jazzmaster and fender deluxe reverb tube amplifier, please and thank you.

originali

Since when did Satan have tits?

wrong person lol

originali peepee

health, good looks and money

I wish to be a little futanari girl.