Guys, I think I fucked up

Guys, I think I fucked up.
>be me, 20y/o fag
>still live at home
>meatbeat.exe
>got some kind of depraved shit up on the monitor
>hear the front door open
>pull up pants and use shirt to hide boner
>go to article about games or some shit
>dad walks in, talks about some bullshit, leaves
>time to finish in peace
>hear him coming back
>hear him mentioning a meat pie I put in the oven a little while ago
>iwasntfastenough.png
>he walks in while I've got Astolfo being violated by various tentacles plastered across my screen
>chair might have hidden it but I'm pretty sure he noticed
>he talks about the pie for a second as I go to desktop at a stupidly slow speed
>he can't have not seen
>I give monosyllabic answers until he leaves
>went into his basement studio and hasn't come out

Did I fuck up? What's the best way to end it, if I fucked up too badly?

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Be nonchalant in a joke about it in a day or two. Like when he criticizes you in some fashion accept that criticism and say something to the effect of "Yeah, you're right. Sorry, man. I'm a bit fucked up sometimes but you definitely know that by now," and then chuckle. Just don't drop your spaghetti.

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>fagshit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaAAAHAHAHAH

I was considering just never speaking about it and denying/deflecting everything if he brings it up but I'm worried that might breed some sort of distrust.

can you post the vid, or pic, or whatever?

If there's anyone you want to have a good relationship with, one based on mutual understanding and trust, it's your parents. That strategy will only, as you already realized, encourage mistrust and disappointment. Better to acknowledge it in some small way rather than make this a larger issue than what it was.

You can even say, when the conversation allows "You know I probably jerk it to some really weird shit" if your dad is cool and has a 'one of the guys' kind of personality.

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if he didn't beat you up right then and there then he doesn't really care and if he does then he didn't see it
but you should stop looking at degenerate shit like that regardless

Had something similar happening to me before, except it was just regular hentai and was my mom.
What I did was play dumb about it and pretend it never happened, trust me your dad is probably feeling as uncomfortable as you are right now, he won't mention it and neither should you. Life goes on and both of you will forget.

that might possibly be the worst "advice" ever

It might 'possibly' be, I agree anonymous. It would be foolish to go against the law of probability. What would you suggest? Because I promise you the "Deny everything. Get defensive. Lie." strategy will win you no favors with one's parents.

neither will acting like you're not ashamed, because OP should be

say it was a virus

Here ya go, fren.
I suppose, yeah. I'm not gonna say anything if he doesn't though. Some of the other anons might just be right and he didn't see shit so if I mention anything, I may just be fucking myself over.

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Yes, that works.
Trust me, the shame flows as free as the fucking Danube.

>You can even say, when the conversation allows "You know I probably jerk it to some really weird shit"
>reminding him
no

this shit makes me think im a damn faggot

I wish I couldn't say that I felt the same but I've already given in to it.

Still seems pretty normal to me, but I guess your dad wouldn't think so. Just don't ever fucking mention it, maybe he'll think you are just gay.

>he didn't see shit so if I mention anything

Even if he didn't, it would still be what I said it was, a joke, and nothing more. If he's not the type of guy to snicker at that (if he's a religious type, strict type, etc), then probably not, of course. Again, it depends on his personality. You know him better than any user does, dude. Your guy instinct is probably the best one.

If you think about it, from a distance and with the chair covering some of the screen he most definitely didn't see the pp of the girl so you really don't have much to worry about.
Just move on and never mention this.

Probably the most sound advice I've recieved in this thread.
I thank you, user.
He already knows I'm a fag, I regularly brought home twinks when I was in high school and he eventually figured out that we weren't just friends.
My guy instinct is telling me not to say shit and hope it blows over. I won't poke the sleeping lion.

So either your father is already ashamed of you or he in general is ok with you as long as you are happy, so just ignore it as long as he doesn't bring it up.

Ahahaahahahhahahaha you are fucked

Why is it that faggot porn is always basically females with dicks? I used to think that only trannies were mentally ill, but recently I've seen that faggots are exactly the same, they only jack it to males that look close to females. Being a fag is a fetish, god hates you and the moment shit starts to go off the aids cocktail will no longer be given to faggots. Fuck you and I hope all faggot waste of aids.

He's already voiced that he's okay with me being bi, so long as I have kids.
Dude, calm down and have a drink or something.