/r9gay/ - #805

Straightfag back to anchor post. How is your evening, gays? Also hope you get your bfs

>Also hope you get your bfs
Thanks user, truly

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You need a hobby user! user you don't have to be the best, don't be so hard on yourself, just by doing what you already makes you special. You're alive.

Very good straightfag! How is yours? I hope you get the gf of your dreams.

>just under six feet tall
>been rejected by exert femboy for my height

Life sucks.

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You didn't want those shallow faggots anyway.

>going after femboys ever
Your mistake
They're as bad as women

don't be a 'grito, ese

Would you date me?

>5'6
>pale
>freckles on face
>green eyes
>dirty blonde wavy hair, hair isn't very long but not really short either

I am more interested in love than sex but will be physically intimate if we love each other.

>never had any feelings for guys during puberty/growing up
>only started liking guys after being exposed to traps on /b/ back in the day.
>still only like femboys and the most feminine twinks.

I'm prison gay, aren't I?

don't hit animals
i had to shoo a raccoon out of the backyard because i didn't want it fighting with the cats and i was too rough and it hissed at me

>have curly hair
>try to straighten it
>it looks like shit and doesn't stay like that for long at all
>get it straightened next time I get a hair cut
>looks great but like before it only stays nice for maybe an hour at most

is it time to just give up being cute anons?

yes I'm white

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>height
don't care
>skin color
don't care as long as you're not black
>freckles
eh
>eye color
DON'T CARE
>hair color
STILL DON'T CARE
>I am more interested in love than sex
Based.

Yes, in a heartbeat.

Now would you date me?

>174 cm
>black
>skinny
>brown eyes
>black hair but receding hairline, not much

I'm interested in love as well.

danke, comrade. I'm doing well enough, my neck got ruined and my motivation to spend my day off playing vidya has drained.

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What did you do to your neck? What would you play?

>Almost forgot to do my duolingo
>Didn't stretch my willy enough
>Forgot to write my book
>Perpetually hate my conlang for not being efficient or foreign enough
>Couldn't finish my gym sets because I bent my finger at a funny angle trying to shrug my own body weight
It isn't going great, lad.

I am not entirely sure, I woke up yesterday with it hurting whenever I move my head or arms, normally I'd want to put some time into WoW or outward, but I'm just not feeling it

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first time ive seen this literal spam with less than 300+ posts

I'm not hard on myself and I'm quite content otherwise. I have a hobby that I enjoy, but it isn't a social one so I don't get external validation from anywhere.
Over time I've become worse and worse about telling others about things that make me happy so the experiences feel squandered.
Humans are a social animal so feeling isolated takes away from what I enjoy even when I'm alone.

>SJW gays
am I being fucking tested

the best part is that its the same 5-10 guys only replying to each other and ignoring everyone else's posts

If i was a heart doctor my first guess would be you're having a heart attack.
Do you move around in your sleep? For how long do you play computer games? Does your job require you to sit in a chair and use the computer?

Rest your neck or ask someone to massage you.

wait you're a muslim?

are virgin bottoms more appealing?

How do you kiss someone properly? How can the other person avoid using there teeth during sucking?

What is your hobby user? Telling others should make you happy, are people judging you based in your hobby?

>ask someone to massage you
Do you actually understand what you're saying?

lurking on previous r9gays, its literally just a small group of faggots asking self serving questions to literally themselves over and over again

Absolutely, who do you think i am?

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>tfw no bf that teaches me how to kiss

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I doubt I have been having a heart attack for 2 straight days, my neck is more of a muscle/deep tissue sore, I play computer games for a few hours a night, way less than I used to. And my job is usually grueling physical labor, it might have something to do with it.

also that would be weird

No. My grandparents on my dad's side are. I'm an atheist (real, not fedora) but culturally (in terms of festivities and visits to religious places) we're more catholic than anything else.

this guy has the same thing wrong with him as the guy on reddit i was gonna post

>tfw fit but a bitch

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why aren't these threads considered spam?
these die out within hours of being created and another one instantly pops up. are the mods so fucking dumb that they think just because they get a lot of posts they are exempt from the rules?

like i dont know how to describe it, very angry and snotty, bad at words in the same way boomers are.

Cope harder, maybe then someone will actually give a fuck newfag.

>these die out within hours of being created
They all hit the bump limit, so another is created. Just filter it out, fag

Of course, every top dreams of taking a bottom's anal virginity.

you sound like someone i used to know, except for the color of your hair

dilate
originintendo

Bouldering. Telling others would make me happy if I felt heard, but any time I talk about something that has made me happy it's like they're not listening.
Because the reception has been so stiff for so many times, I've started feeling uncomfortable about sharing my happiness. Subsequently I've stopped sharing those feelings, and like an untrained muscle, I feel like my ability to do so has withered.
It's a vicious cycle but I haven't been able to break it

I thought this whole thread was about feminine boys? I like cute, feminine guys. There have to be some decent ones out there...

Yes, but would you date me?
>five foot ten
>white
>brown hair
>employed with own home, but does support sick mother
>geeky, but introverted and not obnoxious
>quiet
>look like normal version of pic related

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>replying to your friends asking what your tailor made playground is about
oy vey user...

Im way to obedient. So count me in

>tfw you lost your virginity to your first bf and it was a magical experience

i honestly wanted to cry i was so happy with him. it was perfect.

if i had to choose one week to relive for ever in the afterlife. that would be it.

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Bouldering's pretty rad. I'm sorry you only met egocentric people that can't spare few minutes to listen to your love of bouldering.
Don't feel bad about it user, when you met a person that likes you i'm sure that person will listen to you.

Sounds like top tier husbando material, when can i pick up a bodypillow with your pic

>no competitive gaymer bf to play dota underlords with all day

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thats ok,so am i

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Thanks user, that's a comfort of sorts.

Did you think we'd just forget? POST.

Cute, i can be obediant to you if ya want

we should probably find some tops to boss us around

my need for obediance is too strong to be in charge

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i want to be a homosexual

oh no satan

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ive always had a dilemma. im not turned on by traps or mens faces or bodies. just the balls, dick and ass. i honestly wish every girl had a guy ass that i can eat and suck on the balls.

best part about sucking dick is when he finishes in your mouth and you get to swallow it.

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so where's my cute thicc bf?

guys for real how do I lose my virginity

hire a hooker
unsurprisingly unoriginal

find a nice boyfriend who you trust and bond with well, then when you feel ready

let him deflower you

No, sorry

Orginally

>meet someone on Discord and we click
>sends me a picture
>is very ugly but says "it's the camera"
Why are all of you so delusional?

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This is the reason I straight up say I'm ugly first as to not get people's hopes up

Anybody else want a twink on twink relationship? I'm not into bears and I don't really consider myself super dominant. I only like girly guys but I don't want to dominate them or subdue them or anything. Kind of sucks because it seems like everyone wants to be a sub or a dom.

i'd want a twink relationship, though i lean more towards the dom side

im not sure if i qualify but im 5'5", 130-135 lbs and fair skinned for the most part
but thatd be nice. i just kinda want someone to cuddle so i dont care if youre masc or not.

how do you guys feel about body hair? seems about 80% of people are disgusted by it, and the other 20% have a massive fetish for it.

i feel like it depends on the guy. im really thin and non-masculine, but i have quite a bit of body hair, so i don't know where that leaves me

Really? I thought that'd be the worst part.

>want a bf
>am a cripple
how do i go about this? i'm insecure about it and don't think any guy would want me...

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What's the story?

>i'm insecure about it and don't think any guy would want me
Depends, what kind of bf are you looking for?

Yeah seems that most people lean one way or the other. I'm sure I do but I don't really want to dominate anybody or feel dominated, I just want a partner to figure life out together with.

I think I'm only like an inch or two taller, a little chub on me at about 145lb, but I'm losing it right now. I don't think I'm super masculine, though I do have some hair on my face and a little on my body. I don't usually get rid of it because I have no one to do that for lol.

I love cuddling though.

Hey how are ya:3

warm, it's warm here even though its late/early depending on who you ask and im about to go to bed
how are you yourself gayman

can't fucking stand trannies anymore, guys. they took my friend away. it's sad because he actually looked like a fairly attractive man.

>What's the story?
car crash a few years ago yada yada... just want someone to love at this point...

activates my "beat the shit out of this person" subroutines
which probably aren't that great to have so don't take my word on it

>just want someone to love at this point
Well what kind of someone are you looking for?

Do you have prosthetics?

depends, are you the qtmctootie kind that every guy would kill for
or are you a ''tall'' masc dude with lots of hair growth

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>tfw no cripple bf to help move around the house
>tfw no cripple bf to carry from the couch to bed
>tfw no cripple bf to wake up early for and surprise with breakfast in bed

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Its cooling down here, i cant sleep because of some strange noises, probably bats or mice that we left unchecked. Its my families vacation home abroad so we dont come here often

>bats
>mice
sounds like your abroad house is in the suburbs user, aren't there a lot of ooga boogas there who are going to steal your cuteness?

oh are you that kid that's been roleplaying about killing mascs or whatever

that's cool man, are you excited to start 9th grade this fall?

I'm thankful not to have a lot on myself (mine's all on the legs and lower arms and even then it's not a ton) but on guys who are sim and otherwise not that macho I find a moderate amount of chest/torso hair sexy, back hair and unkempt wild pubes are never appealing though

if a guy doesnt want to date you because you're crippled, then good, they fucking suck and you deserve better. I say good riddance to em

you're a great person and worthy of love all the same

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>hairline was already pretty far back even at like 10
>noticed it's started receding
>I'm only 26
haha, it's not like I wanted to look 10-15 years older than I am

>9S
Not that I have anything against him, but I feel like he's the second most posted twink after astolfo.

>tfw no bf that happens to unironically be a good boy