Ideal bf/gf thread

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>medium height
>long long hair
>brown or black hair
>a-b cups
>thick hair
>easy going
>responsible
>loyal
>motherly
>patient
>wants a family

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>sees me as a woman and treats me as one
>taller than me

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>blind, deaf, and tall

not in my top 3 but ok

so you want a short bf???
how tf is that possible

no i said taller than me what the heck user

Just how tall are you anyway?

its implying ur sad that they're taller than you meaning you want someone shorter right?

or are you fine with a tall bf?

Don't defile mio like this. She's a TERF

6' kms

No see I posted the crying gif because I'm sad it'll never happen

So am I
heh

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>taller bf wont happen
oh ok

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I just saw a cute girl at McDonalds and she stuttered when telling me my order was gonna take a few extra minutes and it was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Im in that area a lot for work so if I see her again I may ask her out.

>shoulder length hair or
>waist length hair
>darker hair
>a/c cups
>understanding when I am bad at emotions
>loyal
>good mother/good wife
>cozy
>is willing to participate in my hobbies but has her own interests
>doesn't care if I participate in her hobbies or not

>Blue or green eyes
>Cute face
>Big ass
>Virgin
>Nice
>Not mentally ill
>Shares my humour and interests

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>around my age
>female
>similar interests to mine
>sense of humor
>clingy
>white
>brown or black hair
>taller than me
>not super obese

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>easy-going
>somewhat dorky
>clingy
>loyal
>empathetic

>fembot
>a little derpy
>still trying at life
>nice butt
>wants to be a mommy (to kids not to me)

it'd be nice

am i the only one that my preferences can change depending on if a girl loves me
if someone likes me enough my preferences can just change to them regardless of if i was attracted to them b4

Nah, that's pretty normal.

>Goth
>Mommyfu
>Accepts my autism
>^Finds it more cute than creepy
>Similar hobbie/interests
>Quirky but not in an annoying way
>Appreciates the darker side of life
>Shorter- below average height
>Thick but not too thick

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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I want a BIG ASS on her. Smaller boobs bigger butt.

That bitch is literally painted white you know

>tfw no black goth gf to be porcelain in the streets and ebony in the sheets

>The whiter the better.

>long blonde hair
>green eyes
>big tits and ass, deliciously thicc

>doesn't sweat the small stuff
>not crazy
>loyal
>sane

>skinny tranner
>dark hair
>5'10 or shorter
>clingy
>starved for attention and needs love
>doesn't enjoy their current life and wants to get a new place with me so we can start a new life together
>nerdy and shy
>likes to stay in bed and cuddle
>kinky

>short
>flat as far as I care
>preferably some thiccness in the posterior, but that would just be a bonus
>nerdy and geeky but not in a normie way, genuinely has weird interests
>introverted, awkward, and shy, prefers to stay inside
>caring, wholesome, and emotionally supportive
>would give me shoulder rubs after I come home from a long night at work

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>Average to tall height
>has facial hair but keeps it well maintained
>Dark hair
>Not pale
>religious
>patient
>wants a stay at home wife
>Is a healthy weight, maybe a little chubby is fine.
>has a hygienic appearance
>compliments me a lot
>likes to cuddle and hug a bunch.

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>>Dark hair
>>Not pale
Dang, so close. Well what are you, user? Robot? Fembot? Trannybot?

>Height doesn't matter
>Short hair, pixie-like cut
>Black hair
>bust size doesn't matter, but prefer petite
>thick hair
>Argumentative, holds discussion as an important part of the relationship
>Flawed, has some hangups, is a person that has things to work through, just like you
>Nerdy, bookish, interested in art and games
>Loves to cuddle

>pretends to be a catgirl
>nyaas and owo's all the time
>likes to be a pet
>loves drawing or some other artistic hobby
>big hips/booty/thighs
>trustworthy
>consistent

>Black hair
>Red eyes (this is a pushing it a bit but it's ideal female so whatever)
>Attractive face
>Somewhat broad shoulders
>Some arm muscle, not varbie-tier though
>Large, firm breasts
>Small waist
>Wide hips
>Large, round ass
>Beautiful innie vagina
>Thick thighs
>Slightly taller than me
>Loyal
>Virgin

filter only need apply to OP, not replies, fuck you gookmoot

fembot
Also, not having dark hair isnt a deal breaker. Though I am not that fond of pale skin even though I am very pale. Not sure why that is.

I'm not particularly pale, just a bit of an indoors guy. But I pretty much reach every other requirement.

I'm a little interested! As the personality and goals matter more to me than appearance.

Where do you live femanon?
Originally

in america on the east coast

femanon here
>White (preferably Germanic or Slavic)
>20-25 years old
>Taller than me (i'm 5'1" btw)
>Redpilled on the JQ
>Likes to travel
>bookish, cultured, kinda shy
>Sensitive but not effeminate
>Not extremely sexual but likes to cuddle Doesn't want kids
>Not religious

Dang, I'm in the midwest.

Where at in the midwest though?

Minnesota not particularly close to the east coast

>vegan
>honorable
>of legal age
>drugs/money are not a problem
>big family/multiple women not a problem
>supports green values/ecology/animal rights
>against laws which legislate victimless crimes
>me not currently wishing to have children is not a problem
>recognizes secrecy of the ballot does the opposite of what it's claimed to be for
>understands that them as the mothers of the community must have jobs and me as the father must remain home as their fire hydrant

>Born in 97'
>5'6 to 5'10
>Long hair (any color)
>innie pussy
>Thicc thighs and ass
>Blue or green eyes
> knows German and English
> Likes anime
> Likes vidya
> has a piss fetish
> Atheist or Agnostic

>Minnesota
Ah yes, thats like a 14 hour drive to get where I am.

-25 years old
How old are you, femanon? (I'm 20 btw)

I'm 20 also.

Rad. Where are you from?

Based. Do it anonymous.

The US East coast, you?

the western US

California? Are you are student?

>post preferences

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26/m/new england here east coast femanon, haven't (You)'d you yet.

Haven't traveled much, but I am pretty settled down. Goal is to one day settle into the NEET landlord gentleman's life while collecting rents, and take usury back from the Jews.

i just want a white gf who isn't obsessed with this accursed world but im prolly just gonna have to stay alone for this life desu

hey user, what kinds of interests do you have? honestly, looks aren't everything to a person so I want to know what you like. since I fit your ideal description to a T (but I have yet to believe you aren't just baiting).

>26
...Close enough, five-six years isn't too bad, and your career goal sounds pretty based.

obviously not the same guy but TN here

>pretty based

yeah, right now i'm paying off the mortgage on house one, where i'm living now. I'm learning from my ecuadorean boss at the mexican restaurant i'm working now. He bought a duplex across the street from me last year and he has 3 of his workers paying rent from the money he pays them to work at his restaurant, and has a house just for his wife in the next town over. He has to work hard, but if he sold his restaurant and fixed his marriage and rented that other house, dude could be living the NEETlife eternal.

>Short to medium height
>Wide hips
>C/D breasts
>Thicc
>hair either ginger or dark brown
>pale
>has autism
>likes animals
>creative but disorganized

Luckily my gf ticks most of those boxes

>Height between upper 4ft to lower 5ft
>Short hair
>Dark brown or black hair
>B to C cups
>Sweet
>Calm and gentle, nice to be around.

>around my height (5'2")
>plays vidya
>likes some weebshit
>has other interesting hobbies that i can learn about
>really cuddly
>pervert
>gives me enough attention
>helps me with socializing

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I like pretty typical things I guess. Anime, rpgs, reading things on psychology, history, and religion. I tend to spend most of my time indoors because I have social anxiety but I do like going out to parks sometimes and taking walks.

Crazy, I was living in Tennessee less than a year ago!

>height doesnt matter
>independent
>likes to read/knowledgeable
>can hold her own in an argument
>artsy type
>supportive
>maternal
>short hair preferred

I don't really require much to be happy so the NEET life is definitely an ideal for me to strive for. I'm inheriting my grandmom's house when she dies and have looked into in renting it out instead of selling it.

>Breathes
>Exists
>acknowledges my own existence
>isn't morbidly obese and will live past 40
>is between 19-30 years old
>no extreme mental illness like bpd, bipolar, or schizophrenia

>psychology and history
when I'm not so busy with things I have a side project involving those plus politics. here's a hint: Marx and his followers are very much alike, as are Hitler and his followers. I happen to like writing. what about religion in particular appeals to you?
as for myself, I'm working on getting a degree in agriculture engineering, since i'm pretty good with plants and machines separately. and yes i accidentally split my post in two, i'm TN user, sorry about that. xd

i might inherit my dad's house someday, but i don't want it to be a factor in my life planning. He's the type that would write me out of the will if he thought i wasn't earning my share. If I have landlord experience by then, I'll be happy to do what he does with it now: live in it while renting it out occasionally to AirBnB tourists and wedding parties. When he rents the whole house and not just the bedrooms, he goes out with his gf and camps in his woods.

That's really interesting! How old are you? I really like learning about the different sects of Christianity, though I am catholic myself. I also have read the whole of the Quran and studied Islam as I found it interesting as well. I cant say what it is in particular of it that interests me, part of it is that I just like to be knowledgeable on what other people believe. As I don't like coming off as ignorant.

>exists
where is my bf

>where is my bf
He's right here.

I recently turned 18, and thank you. I haven't had much time for writing, unfortunately, but I do happen to have most of the mechanics down - all I need is extensive evidence (preferably over a period of time, like the history of an ideology for instance). I see what you mean, now, general theology is more of your thing? I haven't studied the Abrahamic sects themselves, but in my time alone with only the internet as a companion, I did read plenty of verses from each, with cultural and historical context to reference. It's probably why I still can't find a path; I am aware of divinity, but am conflicted as to what I stand for (in that context). It happens that my own beliefs do not match the culture of said religions. That said, I completely understand why you wouldn't want to come off as ignorant. I like understanding what other people believe, and what brings them to believe these things.

>renting it out occasionally to AirBnB tourists
My neighbor does that, although personally I'd be pretty weirded out by having strangers sleep in my house, even if it's just for a night or two.

i've never had one before where do we go from here

wherever u want hbb

I dunno. Do you want to hold hands?

>hyper loyal
>not promiscuous in the slightest
>honest
>a bit clingy
>nice to me but a bitch to everyone else
>can hold intellectually demanding conversations and prefers them to everything else
>more a thinker than a feeler but is emotionally intuitive
>a bit childish

>raven girl
>porcelain white skin
>shorter than me such that when she wears heels it's ~1/2 inch shorter than me
>cute af face
>aquiline nose
>butterfly zone freckles
>c cup
>apple bottom
>slender
>cool cyborg sleeve tattoos
>neck length hair
>swan-like neck

>into science and technology
>hyper-intellectual
>critical thinker
>likes vidya and mtg
>political centrist
>"free speech zealot"
>hates rap and assorted coon tunes
>likes electronica and metal
>prefers indoors to outdoors
>is cool driving well over speed limit
>is a "meme queen"

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yeah there have been a couple weird episodes with that. My dad's house is really a great spot, so he does $250 a night for the room where I was NEETing for my early 20s, so a lot of the plebs are priced out of it. The place is really big, which helps, as there's plenty of room for you to have your space and off-limits it to guests, and the downstairs is laid out like common space. The place is almost designed to be worked like a bed and breakfast.

Also, they have a really cool little RV and there's lots of room on the property to still be near the house and get space from the guests. I'm sort of thinking to run that house like a business, and live elsewhere though, because I'm kind of selfish about my personal space.

which ones real uwaaa

h-handholding sounds nice..

me real

i am the real one here

What state are you from if you don't mind me asking? and owning a bed and breakfast does sound pretty comfy.

I AM the real bf

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quads has shown me the way

massachusetts originally. I'm pretty far from Boston though

me big think thonk and i think i date u insteda
please let me stick it in ur ass hbb

MOGGED
how can single-kun even compete?

Oy... dis goy can have repeating numbers.... 4 in a row.... superb

hello real bf

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please accept me even though i am inferior m'lady.....
i will prostrate myself at ur feet

>prostrate

>s(he)'s looking for your prostate user, close tho

Ah, the not shit part of Massachusetts. lol I'm from Western Maryland. It's ok where I live but the filth from Baltimore/DC is starting to gradually migrate here, as I see more and more shitskins each day.

Hello. What kind of user did I become the bf of?

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im not going for anyone's prostate user..

i will gladly tickle ur prostate if u let me have the chance

200% lmaobottomtexting here
>I'm you!
>No, he's you!
>No, I'm me, he's him!

i am a piece of shit bottom feeding scumbag who eats doo doo and picks my nose and I deserve to be publicly executed

average looking korean feminine male that plays league of legends n other games, very introverted, going to uni

i think thats about it, how about you user

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>not shit part of mass

naturewise, it's great, and there's a lot of cultural events going on in the summer, so tourist season is great. the locals are kind of lackluster though, in my experience, and there are a lot of drug problems.

I got my house for 93k, and I'm sure this area is going to shoot up in property value as the summer events gradually builds up the service industry in town.

My great grandmother lived in Maryland, about 40 minutes out from Baltimore, and we would drive down there for holidays. Not really sure about that state overall though, since my experience is just family feels, but there are still some comfy spots. Are you attached to your home state?

>manlet
>married
>over, like, 35 years old
I'm fucked up, man

yeah but neither of you have quads, so...

everyone in this thread is a normalfaggot
fucking red it tier