You're walking home from work and see this. You lock eyes for a millisecond and turn away continuing your stroll home. That's when you hear...
>WHAT THE FUCK!?
You turn around and see her bolting towards you. Before you can even make a step she grabs you by the scruff of your neck and lifts you 2 feet off the ground. Her manly hand grasps your chin and pulls your head in her direction.
>AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME OUT YOU FAGGOT BITCH??!!!
>walking home from work when did I get a shit inner-city job and when can I move back out to the suburbs so I can drive home?
how can our eyes lock if I'm too busy staring at her delicious thighs?
I want to get my face sat upon by her and have her kick me in the balls for 2 hours a day
>implying she doesn't get regular attention from guys from whatever source of social media she consumes to the point where she doesn't even think about 8+ men passing by her let alone entertaining the thought of a sub-6 having the gall to ask her out ishygddt
Sorry, I'm not a fan of Varbies. I prefer my women natty
I want to put a walnut in her ass to see if she can crack it. >if she could I wouldn't know if I should be very turned on or very afraid
I'd punch her square in the face because she won't punch back since she doesn't train her arms at all because legs are the hip new thing. There's like a 20% chance she'd kick me into the sun with her Chun Li legs, but that's better than just fucking dying
Ask her out then she rejects me, laughs at my manlet ass for trying and I go home and cry in the shower