Yall got any fucking cheese?

Yo anons tell me yall niggas favourite cheeses.

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i do enjoy me mozzarella cheese. such a neat snack food. ideally in those cute, little balls so i can pop them in my mouth and squish. but i'll take any mozz. fried mozz is good too.

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Garlic goat cheese
Smear that shit on some Ritz and you're in heaven.
Plus it's really good for you

Been a long time since I had any, it's hard to find

just hit me with some of that tasty ass moza familia

Smegma cheese.

If I had a choice I would only eat Havarti or fresh Mozzarella. I know it's a cheese but Havarti is like a mix of cheese and butter and it tastes so good and I love it.

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Been wanting to get into making it for a while but then I remember all the shit you have to buy and say fuck it.

feta, i crave the salt

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when I was broke as fuck I remember eating like half a block of parmesan
inb4
>broke
>buying cheese

Mozzarella gang rise up. I eat so much fuckin cheese at my last checkup the doctor told me to stop eating so much motherfucking cheese.

mozarella in any shape or form
some processed cheddars
goat cheese

for me its casu marzu

Alright anons evidently we like mozz so could I get some good pics of some mozzarella?

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top kek that happened to me too

parmesan mmmmm

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fuckin disgusting plebs

gouda cheese god tier

Mine is american cheese.

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Nothing beats the good parm not gonna lie

Are you okay? Do I need to call someone?

Why would you need to call someone?

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I can only stomach down mozerella and cheddar

>low tier bait
okay dude

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I got some shredded Monterey Jack to throw in my eggs after work tonight.

I like Gorgonzola a lot. I also enjoy snacking Provolone in cubes or strips at night.

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Swiss gang rise up

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crumble feta over any vegetables then add oil/lemon juice/olives = good meal

Who said I wasn't serious?

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Cause that cheese is fucking nasty as hell lmao

wtf is american cheese, is it that rubber shit that comes in burgers?

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jarlsberg

If you can get your hands on some fucking Jarlsberg cheese, do so. The shit is amazing, Harris Teeter usually has some on sale or Ingles if you live in the southern US, It's like a more flavorful swiss, the more holes the better it tastes, the rind is also delicious (Just make sure you peel off the wax first.) This cheese is okay cold, but good god get it to room temp and it's fucking delicious.

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Yes or you can buy slices of it but ya it is just processed shit.

>i buy shit with holes in it
yeah no thanks grandpa

i know we live in an ironic post-modern age where judging quality is seen as lame, but that rubber slice shit is literally the worst possible cheese with the most basic ass flavor. if its not on a burger its shit, and you cant say a cheese is the best if it only goes with 1 thing. fucking ameritard

>yeah no thanks grandpa
Nigga, It's weighed by the pound, the holes don't matter relative to the cost. But hey, if you don't want to enjoy something just because you're afraid of holes then you're probably a virgin to good cheese and good pussy.

its aight breh, you probably buy your condoms with holes in too

>you probably buy your condoms...
Fuck that, rawdog is where it's at. What kind of idiot would pay for condoms anyway.
Why you so salty "Breh", did I strike a nerve or are you just lashing out at the world? Either way, people are going to enjoy what they want. Be mad, ain't gonna change jack shit.

Top fucking kek mate very true

Also, fuck that gross plastic shit that never fucking melts and tastes like garbage.

>40 posts in
>no pepperjack

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Monterey Jack. I'm not a cheese snob I don't know anything about good or bad cheese.

>eating an entire ball of mozzerella
disgusting fat bastard

but im 140lbs on a heavy day

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Do any of you anons deal with your mouth tasting like absolute vomit, sewage or pure shit after eating dairy products of any kind almost immediately? I brush my teeth and keep my mouth as a whole clean (teeth and tongue brushed, teeth flossed, mouth rinse), drink plenty of water and have a good balanced diet, but what happens when I eat dairy products doesn't seem normal to me.

More like on opposite day.

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That's because you bought it at the $ store. Buy real American cheese if you can afford it

but on opposite heavy day i would be 280 lbs or 0

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>nobody is talking about the almighty brie
kys

u r an incredibly embarassing faggot
>i have sex and "I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD"
in the same post
on a thread about cheese

>u r an incredibly embarassing faggot

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Holy shit these are real why have I never seen them? Why does my mouth water when I think of fresh mozzarella? Why do I also love fuc

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A block of smoked gouda

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Do any of y'all want my robot cheese?

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reminder that tryptophan is a seratonin precursor and buff mozzarella has a lot of it, so it can help with sad feels

Give me the oldest, sharpest cheddar you got

I want that shit to have some crunch to it

Toss-up between parm and asiago.

Fresh mozz
Stinky old provolone
Havarti (on grilled cheese)
Sharp cheddar
Gorgonzola
Swiss (on any sandwich/burger)
Gouda (on crackers w/ meat)

God cheese is so fucking tasty

well personally i prefer an aged gouda but nothing hits the spot like some fresh mozzarella with grape tomatoes. But funnily enough i find myself always going back to sharp cheddar *chortle*

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my second favorite gouda

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Gstaader

There was one week where i ate salted ricotta for breakfast.

no cheese here. I'm vegan.

>be me
>be out for a while
>come back to silly cheese thread
>see two bitch niggas arguing about dumb shit
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Play nice anons

Feta is my favorite.

Lmao you couldn't help yourself, could you?

Okay veganfag

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There used to be a cheese called Le Migneron where I live. They changed something in it. It doesn't taste quite as good as it used to.

But now I think my favorite cheese is one called Caprice des Dieux. The taste is so light and smooth, the texture is soft and creamy, could eat it all day.

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Sharp cheddar has only trace amounts of lactose, so it doesn't give me diarrhea and nonstop belching and farting

I don't have the very strange genetic mutation found in a quarter of the world population that makes you able to drink a cow's milk when you're an adult

It might be gruyere. I also like a swedish Christmas cheese that I don't think has a name in English.

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This is the most in-depth cheese thread I've ever seen.

I don't eat cheese too terribly often, never on it's own, but my last roommate made some smashburgers with Muenster cheese and caramelized onions on it and that shit was MAGNIFICENT.

Godtier:
parmesan

very good tier:
gorgonzola
cheddar
mascarpone
halloumi
brie
gruyere
ricotta
camembert
grana padano

good tier:
gouda
edam
feta

meh tier:
provolone
stilton

shit tier:
anything american

kys yourself tier:
that fucking "cheese" in a can thing

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>grana padano

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I think your list is accurate and I will be using it for further cheese choices thank you user

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Ayo wyboi that shit betta be mozzarella di bufala. I don't want none that fake-ass cow's milk shit in here, naa-mean?
Disrespecting my Italian niggas' heritage with broke-ass cow's milk mozzarella.

>Godtier:
>parmesan
You forgot pecorino romano in there

You ever had red dragon cheese? Shits god tier

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Toenail cheese. I scrape it out and give it a whiff. I don't know why I enjoy doing it so much.

Blue cheese master race

chevre

fuck yea this was original

Talagio is good, it's kind of like brie

American because fuck you that's why

its shit if it aint emmental

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Smoked gouder

Blue cheese on wings. Any wings. Sharper cheese the better. Also turkey and swiss? To die for.

I too like mozz

provolone for me

Hail great cheese leader Kim Jon un

pepperjack on sandwiches
extra sharp cheddar on crackers

Boschetto al Tartufo - it's an Italian cheese with truffle mushrooms in it. It's the food of the gods.

Gruyere or sharp cheddar

Swiss cheese is beautiful. I'll tongue those holes all day long.

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For me, it's Dubliner

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Have a (you). Blue cheese is the shit.

cheese is fucking disgusting
and no, im not a faggot vegan

oh shit nigga
i forgot camembert and brie, both fucking scrumptious
also pepperjack and provolone are the best sandwich cheeses

you ever had a grilled cheese with gruyere and green apple?? shiggy niggy, sheeeit.

I used to drive 2 hours to buy this bomb ass smoked cheddar.

little moz balls are like 5 grams of fat and 5 in protein in 3 balls, that's barely 140 calories.