I just want a girlfriend who will dominate me. a small, big tits, a little bit chubby, nice thigs...

its ok queen. you wont get banned and we are all lowlife losers here with anxiety.

please post pics, you can censor the face if ur scared.

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What do you have to offer me if I were to be your girlfriend? I'm into femdom but that isn't exactly a prime reason to date someone.

Its too hot to go outside! But I will take your previous advice.

ill give you the world, but i need to see what im gettin into. where would you be comfarteble sending pics?

>I'm into femdom
l o c a t i o n

Well, I'm not wealthy. I don't have a job and I don't really know what to do with my life. I am in great physical shape because of cardio and gym though, and I am an ok painter

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you should eat more, then

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its good that you take care of yourself. and what you do with your life is not really what defines you. you will find a great husband someday.

I'm not gay though, I want to have a gf

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you will find a great wife then.

Mmmm

XX

I live in the Midwest of America

please be i o w a

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No, I live a state or so away from it

please just let me find somebody who will femdom me where i live :(

What state is it then

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It is in Illinois user

Uhh... I'm game.
Here are some pros:
>I'm not a whiny scrub with no direction who needs you to hold his hand all the time
>Jow Forums isn't actually my homeboard
>I have a life, but I can make room for you in it
Cons:
>probably much older than you
>still out of shape, but getting stronger and fitter
>still gonna be in school for a few years
>California

Girl in the middle looks healthiest. Girl on the right has cute complexion and thighs though.

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cucked again by distance

Funny, my body looks the most loke the middle but my height is the most like the left. I'm pretty similar to the left, actually. Same hair and style.

I'll femdom any cute boy. Must be cute, though. And mostly pure.

What makes a boy "pure"

Not being a porn addicted sociopath. Rules out 99% of r9k.

How old are you? Age doesn't matter that much to me as long as they areant younger. You sound nice.

I'm actually pretty pale like the girl on the right too.

what country u from? *not original comment so just adding this bit*

that sounds very enticing, op. i just want a skinny hairless youthful virginal subby boy to break in and defile

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God me too
2b and 9s are really hot together, desu.
>tfw no 9s bf

you are both FOR SURE either:

1. larping as a girl
2. fat as fuck

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That is funny, you sound you're really pretty then. Though that may be because I am envious of tall girls. My style more matches the middle, same hair kinda too, but my skin is also very pale like the girl on the right.

>ywn dom this beautiful android boy
why even live

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30
Your turn, tell me about yourself.

lmao my nigga

>ywn be as cute as 9s and get dommed
why even live

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Why are you even here? Seriously, what does this place offer you if you hate 99% of the people here.

I come here to vent like the rest of you. No one on here actually likes each other.

>small
5'4
>big tits
38DDD
>chubby
130 lbs
>nice thighs
i cycle regularly

what do you look like, op?

like your average dude. im not ugly but im not too chad either. but id say im a decent 5 or 6. got a big dick too.

i don't care about dick size, and a rating on a scale of chadliness doesn't mean a lot to me since the features i like aren't particularly chadlike. are you skinny? short? what's the body hair situation? skin tone? age?

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post a picture of yourself or shut the fuck up
jesus christ what happened to tits or gtfo

>I don't care about dick size
LARP
But stating your dick like that is very cringe

don't be such a whiny little faggot

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>skinny
recently gave up on diet after i broke up with my gf but i used to work out (running, lift, etc.)
>short
im 5.7 so about average here.
>body hair
i shave. dont got alot of chest hair naturally
>skin tone
white, a bit pale.
>age
19..

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you sound pretty perfect desu, would edge and tease you into oblivion

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thank you for this. i can sleep happy now :)

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i'm pretty similar to but i don't shave. do i just have to shave to find girls like you or what?

here

my ex gf said most girl wants shaved (atoeast down there). its sorta gross to have pubes sticking out of your schlong.

yes, having minimal to no body hair is crucial

okay maybe i should start then. been thinking about it for a while now but haven't gotten around to it yet

remember to shave so downwards. it might feel itchy at first but thats normal, gets amazing after a few days. do it regulary.

>tfw this is me
OP what are you like IRL?