Yup, it's going to be quite a busy Thursday night!
Yup, it's going to be quite a busy Thursday night!
Gabriel Bell
Jeremiah Long
should have got a holy trainer knockoff model instead
Luis Russell
Should've ordered a gun to blow your brains out
Ayden Gomez
>He didn't splurge for the aneros
Unfortunately it won't be as busy as you would like
Jayden Walker
I hope your parents open your mail and you have to laugh it off as a joke
Chase Reed
>he hasn't taken the njoy pill
Adrian Gutierrez
Go to your kitchen, grab a bread knife and jam in in your throat as hard as you can, you degenerate faggot
Zachary Robinson
Can you buy me that dildo please? I would appreciate it so much and use it
James Sanders
Hey can you hang up my coat while you're still in the closet?
Cameron Taylor
>order an onahole
>check every day when I get home to see if its there
>forget that the USPS delivers on saturdays
>come upstairs late saturday morning
>mom tosses me a box covered in Japanese customs forms
>"What's in the box user? Used panties?"
>"No, mom, I didn't buy used panties..."
>Dad: "new panties?"
I havent bought anything lewd since, despite now living on my own