/r9gay/ - #806

why shouldn't they look? you're a good boy! nothing to be embarrassed by.

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>tfw no meowfriend
>tfw all you want is meowfriend

Good morning lads, how are you?

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>he's being modest about just how good a boy he is
Imagine being this cute.

good morning mate

everyone ignores me here, i am thinking im shadowed by glows

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Being called a good boy makes me shy and I get red and it's embarrassing when people see me like that!

I'm not being modest, I just made the thread that's all!

>I'm not being modest, I just made the thread that's all!
If you insist, OP. You're still a good boy regardless.

ive been actively trying to work around my life, which includes getting a guy in my life... but i have no idea where to look. do you anons have any ideas?
and ive already sworn off online dating, so dont mention it

didn't you blackmail him

I'm up late and looking for a cute bf again, like every night
Who's up to task

>ive already sworn off online dating, so dont mention it
well, that's basically killing just about any chance of finding someone you click with. It's lousy with hookup culture and promiscuous sluts, but there are some wholesome boys out there amidst the trash. You just need to be able to put yourself out there, in case it happens.

Getting a bf as a gay guy is like getting a job, you either need to already know someone, or you have to look anywhere you can online. Otherwise, have fun being a single lonely faggot until you die.

That's sad, which forest are you from? Canadian or Russian hopefully.

I just doxed him a bit. I posted the best photo I had of him. I just tried to scare him into unblocking me.

TFW STILL THE ONLY GAYBOT IN AUSTRALIA

>sworn off online dating
>ever having a boyfriend

pick exactly one

different user, but i have a question in the same vein
which option is like the least bad? i'm loath to try tinder (and even moreso grindr) but maybe there's diamonds in the rough. i tried okc briefly but there was nobody around me at all on there

Vermont fren

i swore off online dating because 9 times out of 10 guys online just wanna get their dick wet. i want someone i can legitimately date

that's kind of a shitty thing to do
why'd he block you in the first place?

what MAKES a good boi?

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you're not wrong! but it's just a numbers game. it's discouraging as fuck to see that 99.9% of people are not what you're looking for, but swearing off online dating dramatically lowers your chances. if you want to maximize your odds, you just have to get on every app/site you can find and put in the work.

lemme be urs so we can find out

i guess you're right, but im also a bit worried about guys on their lying. i mean i dont really care about appearance all that much if they're a great guy, but if they lie about age, we have an issue

>tfw no bf to Cuddle lovingly

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OOH!
ME!
ME!

That's so lewd, user! What are you, some kind of slut?

nuh uhh I only cuddle after the 3rd date

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Tfw no bf who cuddles on the first date

Try EVERYTHING. Okc is nice thanks to it building you a profile based off of questions, but barely anyone uses it. Otherwise, try out the basics, Tinder, Bumble, hell maybe Grindr. Make sure you are visible on many apps, cuz it helps your chances dramatically.

how do you make a boy understand something now that punching equals assault?

i will never know why dont you faggots dont fuck off to your own fucking board,is was totally taken by trannys or something?

I have never went on a date before, not to mention a romantic dinner.

Ideally, it would not be a fancy restaurant. Probably a nice local burger bar with picnic tables on the outside under the night sky, with a candle in the middle as we laugh about nonsense with grease dripping from he corner of our mouths.

God i want a bf

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my bfs tongue hangs out when he gets fucked.

give me an anime right now. doesnt have to be gay

how do you find someone like that

My bf makes extremely cute moans when he gets fucked

sanrio boys

>having a bf
normans get out reeeee

you should only tell a boy you like him if you really mean it. his mental health is your responsibility once you do.

what to do as a genetically inferior male in his 20s with only suffering to look forward to?

>i will never know why dont you faggots dont fuck off to your own fucking board,is was

little hetero can't even string together a sentence

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>tfw falling for the findom meme again

wow
you should like
stop

>all of these uwu animeme posters
How many of you are actually cute and look anything like those anime quote unquote boys?

I'm super cute but I don't look like anime

>tfw ywn be cute
should i just end it?

get fit and date the cute

I Seriously doubt youre cute.

that would just make me feel even worse about not being cute

how come?

then get fit and date another fit

All anime posters are Uggos, thats why they animeme post in the first place.

but that's not going to solve my problem

>always thought I wasn't that cute
>start talking to a boy from here
>we eventually swap face pics
>he looks really cute
>but now he's constantly calling me the cute one and is getting a lot more affectionate
Was I really wrong about my looks this entire time?

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what do non-uggos post then?

nothing is if it's genetics

Idk but not anime

he's lying to you, they always do.

Don't do this to me, I want to trust him

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do you think he would tell you that you're ugly?

>tfw all robots left r9gay
>only normalfags left

I'd expect him to say something like I'm not his type or whatever, not lead me on for no reason

gays can't be robots user

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i have a quick question for you all
i recently started doing squats regularly about 2 months ago so i could get a nice butt, but i recently got hit by a car and it fucked up my back. still feels sore as hell, and squatting with my back is so fucking painfull, can anyone suggest any alternatives that wont ruin me that have the same effect as squatting?

I'm still here, there is nowhere else to go.

Hehe, no
Its okay, we met after exchanging emails in an /r9gay/thread

I am one though
Youre not a robot

all i know is i'm masc and ugly as fuck and everyone still always tells me i'm cute, especially ebfs.

Me and meow are have been talking to each other for a while now and are close friends, jealous?

if you're a robot then you're not gay and don't belong here

>Youre not a robot
Oh? And how would you know that?

met a cute uk boy 2 days ago, his voice is great aaaaa.

Still would belong here more than normalniggers
I just know!

>it's only been half a year and meow is already talking to other guys
wow what a slut

straights aren't invited to the gay thread sorry

So you don't know, alright.

>tfw no bf to call me cute
>no twink bf to hug me and say he loves me
>no bf to kiss me when i wake up early to make him pancakes
>no monogamous bf to say im the only one that matters to him
>no bf to change our appearance with because we dont give a fuck what other people think
>tfw no bf that loves me for who i am

>tfw no bf that I can kiss while I hold his cheeks in my hands

>tfw no vrchat e-bf

>tfw no vrchat date

>tfw haven't even talked to good bf material in possibly 2 years

Filled with trannies and faggot scum.
We're not the flamboyant gays that go to lgbt parades and dress up in drag, they are.
It's as simple as that.

the other board has a beard on its soul
i aint fuck around with that kind of curse

>tfw i will never be worthy enough to be someone's crush

You're my crush, user!

Remember to stay meowy!

>tfw finally get all of my shit together and become serious bf material now that I'm in my late 20's
>automatically discarded by other robots because of my age
Just when all the self-development was starting to pay off, what is this curse.

Theres lots of gaybots out there into older guys, you just gotta keep your chin up

There are older robots here too...

i like older guys.

its my dream to wear one of these for my bf

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>bad at all hobbies
>have friends but no really close ones
>not good looking
>poor

Anyone else feel like god is just telling them to kill themselves? Why live when I will never be bf material, and if I am I would just feel like a leech.

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>bad at literally everything i have ever done
>have no friends and never had any
>ugly as fuck
>poor and will always be because i'm unable to work
i wish someone would just put me out of my misery desu

>something in between these two
I will never deserve a romantic, encouraging bf.