Tfw menstrual cramps

>tfw menstrual cramps

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you're not female

>Tfw not a girl

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Does that happen often?

every 28 days or so

false

you know the drill

tits or GTFO

that's nature's way of saying you should be pregnant
you had one job and you failed
also tits or gtfo

So every time?
That's harsh

>Woman have to shit out an egg every month

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i'm about to have a faptastrophy everyone stand back

timestamped tits or GTFO

Hi /b/

fuck off

>tripfag
hi cancer

Can you not take over-the-counter medications that are specifically intended for menstrual cramps? If you're not pregnant then can you take regular NSAIDs to relieve the pain?

christ you are new aren't you?

Women don't exist its a governmeny conspiracy to fool us all.

drink more water and green tea, eat bananas, and put a hot water bottle on your lower abdomen.
exercise also helps, like, a lot. try some stretches or morning jogs.

fuck off, incels.

laughing at you calling people new

I like your ID

/ my GF is here eveyone!!!!

contraceptive pills help ease the pain, yes.
regular painkillers won’t do the job.

leave me alone
underage

pls be my GF

HA~ funnu annu :3 There aren't any girls on the internet sillo~ XD

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why'd you make your name my trip? You can have the trip if you want

No it's mine

Whatever it is

>unable to face facts
>forces lower level of discourse in hopes of leveling playing field

I'm not taking pills, I prefer not to because they mess up with your hormonal balance.

Been drinking chamomile tea. It also helps me sleep.

why do you feel the need to share with us that you're female
do you want some kind of long, drawn-out response, by people flaunting over you because you're a grill, or complaining that you're saying that you're female for attention? Because if so, well you got me there.
Unbased and blupilled thread

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redpilled and based le*f

what? begging for pictures of boobs is now a fact?
go to pornhub you horny mutt.

yeah, so you take me to your rape dungeon and make me into a nazi.
you’re a lost cause, cunt.

chamomile is also a good substitute.

WHAT?
you cheating on me already?

but seriously, exercise. I swear that it makes the pain much shorter.

or you could just load up that baby cannon

I’ll cut off your baby cannon

No need to be so mean. I'm not even a Nazi. And it's not a dungeon it's my room. And that hug pillow was on sale

>tfw no Jow Forums gf with smol abs

My waifu Saudi is so cute!

oh my god, why the fuck do guys fetishize everything?

D:
was joke

MY WIFE SAUDI IS SO CUTE

NO

abs are cute desu

didn’t you say you have no testosterone?
I have next to no knowledge about male anatomy or biology, but doesn’t that mean you can’t even generate semen?

then go sleep with a man.

/ IS MY WIFE

Was drunk actually I mean significantly less than most other guys. Stop talking about my anatomy or I'll call you fat

ONLY I UNDERSTAND HER

men are disgusting and abs are a sign of good character traits

>her
bigot / has no pronouns

This is too hard you can have /

>hi everyone, just thought i would make a thread about my being a girl (female)
>tee hee

only if you stop touching your anatomy to your thoughts of me

thanks
now to turn / into my sex slave fascist puppet

But I don't wanna stop

then the sight of muscular men makes you see good traits in them, and that negates your belief that they’re disgusting which makes them appealing to you.
you’re gay and you know it, and there’s nothing wrong with it.

yeah, and I bet you won’t wipe off your DNA from the bed as usual.

sorry mohammedelle, but your wrong

gay
gay
gay
gaaaaaaay

Um excuse me I use a tissue I'm not uncivilized

no

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My sister started taking hormonal birth control medication at a young age for acne. It apparently works very well as a skin treatment with no side affects and she's now having a second goddamn kid. She never thought she would have kids because she's got a predisposition for ectopic pregnancy or some shit that complicated our birth by our mother, but I guess, uh, life finds a way.

What did you expect from a dirty sandnigger? Incest ruined every Muslim country.

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Why the fuck make a thread about this. If you are a women you would not make a thread about this shit.

because why the fuck not?

based saudisnipper

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prostate cramps

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why?
if guys can complain about not having a gf a million times a day, why is one thread complaining about cramps bad?

No real women would come here juat too talk about it. They would just take some pain killer and then get the over it. If not like any of the real women here are comeing on evey mouth and be like "talk about my vigain pain"

I don't complain about it have a bf I have a hasband and a bf that me and him share. As i women i hate shiy like this it why man end up haveing women.

>american "people"

the men here hate women because they refuse to clean themselves up and whine when women reject them for being dirty self-entitled douches.

post abs

Sounds like something to balance out the multiple orgasms and lack of refractory period. Ha! Men do have something better!

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Women for the most part and shit. There own like 5% that and good if OP is a real women. She doing this too be a attention whore. If someone ask about it cool but too make a whole thread about your cramps. That my problem with OP is this is all about OP being an attention whore.

you have a problem with her making a thread, but not the incels howling for tit pics?
oh my god.

is that way proxyfag

Eveyone of Jow Forums call for breast photo. For a women. It like me geting mad if someone call me gay and me geting mad at them for it.

reddit is just as much of a sexist shithole as this place.
and I’m from tumblr, dumbass.

wrong
heres your last (you)

>Complaining about someone making a thread about whatever the fuck they want on Jow Forums

wew lad

Well, patriarchy is supposed to make our life easier. This is why we need a place like Jow Forums to talk about how it is difficult to deal with women.

Other thing that many people on bant dose.

why does everybody ask for boob pictures as verification if someone is female
men can have gyno and trannies can get implants

I was wondering why this thread had so many replies

I bet you would become a women if you could, only to feel such cramps.

It's pretty damn easy to distinguish a female from a tranny/gyno

OP pic quality

I think I found you on /co/
pls be my gf(male)!
I want to shape your holes in the shape of my feminine cocc
I want you to ram dildos up me PLEASE I NEED YOU!

>I don't complain about it have a bf I have a hasband and a bf that me and him share. As i women i hate shiy like this it why man end up haveing women.

lol who you trying to trick dude, that's the stupediest thing I ever read not even /b/ is this dumb

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it's even easier to distinguish a vagina from a penis

I do evey mouth...i juat don't feel the need too talk about it. My cramps or so bad I end up geting sick for pain.

So you're saying we should make it "pussy of gtfo"?
Interesting. I'm not against this.

no i'm saying that a woman simply won't have any bulge at all
there doesn't have to be any explicit nudity, just enough to convey that point in a way that can't be faked

sir, you are needed in another thread

you have been called Saudi, go piss people off