>"thanks for driving me and my boyfriend to the poolparty user! sadly becky said the pool is too full so you cant come in. thanks again user, bye"
"thanks for driving me and my boyfriend to the poolparty user! sadly becky said the pool is too full so you cant come...
>that's ok you look like a feminine teenage boy and i'm not a pederast so see ya later
no problem. i thought you had blue eyes? see ya
Oh, that's okay. I have other plans anyways.
>drive to her house and proceed to fuck her much younger sister
if a girl like that ever talked to you, you would immediately start obsessing over her and imagine your "future life" with her, incel
That's great! Looks like y'all can't go in either *BAM BAM BAM*
fuck off back to Jow Forums retarded incel
Ok but you can stop projecting now lmao
>No prob, bob!
>Go back to her house to fuck her mommy
YOU UNGRATEFUL SWlNE!!!
>implying I got outside
>implying I have a car
>implying I know any women irl besides my mom
i like mostly older women who are slightly beat up
"-7/10, elbows too pointy, WNB."
>burn down the pool
well i dont drive or even have my license so that must mean im her boyfriend, this pool party is gonna be sweet
later losers!
Good luck getting a ride back cunt
Yeah, the pools closed due to aids.
Says "see you later" in a strange and ominous way...
Then drives around back...
Lol I did this for a buddy and a girl he met from Tinder once. We all went to pick her up and she came back to the crib and smoked us all out (him, me and our other buddy)
He got drunk so I drove him back in exchange for a nug of weed while they chilled in the back.
Based and aids
i-is that what teenage boys look like now?