This is why dogs are better then cats:

This is why dogs are better then cats:

>dogs fetch, cats don't
>dogs hunt, cats rest
>dogs are hyperactive human loving sons a bitches, cats are lazy cocksuckers that ignore you
>cats have 9 lives making him think he's superior and become a diabetic incel while dogs are alpha as fuck and become fit as hell
>cats are scientifically retarded, dogs are above cats
>cats are pussies, dogs eat pussy
>dogs are man's best friend fucking cats aren't
>dogs have variable looks, cats look the fucking same with one of them being a bald faggot
>a dog will protect you, cat will run away
>cats are jews, dogs aren't jews
>cats have been praised by some retarded sand niggers in Egypt or something, guess what happened cats? Egyptians don't praise you anymore, fuck you.
>cats fucking burst fire hair balls which are fucking disgusting
>fuck cats in general

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>kitty purr
overruled

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>have to wake up early every day because dog needs to shit.

>dogs fetch, cats don't
i can throw something and my cat will bring it back to me
>dogs hunt, cats rest
cats literally hunt a few times a day

thats how i know i should not read the rest if your post

so you would rather clean up the sand poopoo?

any dog that is under 25 pounds is a cat, please move aside retard

cats are actually one of the greatest hunters, but yea i prefer dogs

DOGS HUNT IN PACKS! STRATEGY IS SUPERIOR TO STRENGTH! DOGS ARE BETTER CATS ARE BAD!

Enjoy walking outside to pick up dog shit in rain, snow, and sleet lol

Literal 7 year old level discourse in this thread, lmao, you must be 18 years or older to use this site

Oh missed one 7 year old my bad wouldnt be a very good teacher I guess

Jokes on you faggot it never rains in here also never pick up dog shit cause fuck you

>dog will shit all over your house
>cat will shit at the same place, going as far as to bury it
dogfags btfo

had 2 dogs in life only one time they shat in house, gtfo uncultured cat lover

>dogs fetch, cats don't
Cats only fetch flesh, dogs fetch anything because they're retarded.
>dogs hunt, cats rest
Cats hunt retard, you probably cucked yours by de-clawing it so it didn't feel like bringing you a mountain of mice skulls.
>dogs are hyperactive human loving sons a bitches, cats are lazy cocksuckers that ignore you
Cats relax around you and do their own thing. Sorry you need a dependent retard to feel important.
>cats have 9 lives making him think he's superior and become a diabetic incel while dogs are alpha as fuck and become fit as hell
Bloatmaxx will always be the most chad any entity can be.
>cats are scientifically retarded, dogs are above cats
Citation needed
>cats are pussies, dogs eat pussy
Dogs fucking white women is not a feature, your wife's boyfriend's been lying to you.
>dogs are man's best friend fucking cats aren't
"I have never held a kitten"
>dogs have variable looks, cats look the fucking same with one of them being a bald faggot
What are egyptian, siamese, norweigan forest, etc.
>a dog will protect you, cat will run away
Cats can detect ghosts, you can defend yourself from pretty much everything but ghosts.
>cats are jews, dogs aren't jews
Cats are egyptian gods, they owned jews. Fucking retarded.
>cats have been praised by some retarded sand niggers in Egypt or something, guess what happened cats? Egyptians don't praise you anymore, fuck you.
See above, thousands clean their shitbox every day.
>cats fucking burst fire hair balls which are fucking disgusting
They are clean animals and maintain themselves, throwing up old hairs. They exfoliate, because they are creatures of beauty, and that's why Islam allows them in mosques and put dogs in furnaces.
>fuck cats in general
Fuck you faggot.

tl;dr
your opinion and imaginary facts mean very little to me kiddo

>dogs are all normalfags
>cats are all autistic
In short, if you like dogs more than kots you are a normalnigger and should leave my board

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Clearly you're out of your mind fella *drinks piss*

Debunked. dogfags will always be salty about the truth.

*seeps smegma* catniggers are trannies

Both are great frens why does it have to be a contest
I have cats and dogs and I love them all so much, they're different kinds of pets, that's all

dogs (and you by extension) sound normie as fuck

NOOOOOO STOP LIKING CATS THEY AREN'T YOUR BEST FRIENDS LIKE CUTE DOGGOS ARE

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Dogs are nasty peanut brained mutts (sorta like yourself) that should be gunned down on sight, along with thier mutt fucking owners

>having to go outside to walk dogs
no

/thread

> dog slobber
I'll end it here for you.

>>dogs fetch, cats don't
wrong
>>dogs hunt, cats rest
wrong
>>dogs are hyperactive human loving sons a bitches, cats are lazy cocksuckers that ignore you
you haven't seen my cats
>>cats have 9 lives making him think he's superior and become a diabetic incel while dogs are alpha as fuck and become fit as hell
dunno about that
>>cats are pussies, dogs eat pussy
true
>>dogs are man's best friend fucking cats aren't
Kots are my roommates
>>dogs have variable looks, cats look the fucking same with one of them being a bald faggot
Wrong
>>a dog will protect you, cat will run away
you have to protect your kot
>>cats are jews, dogs aren't jews
somewhat true, fuck kots
>>cats have been praised by some retarded sand niggers in Egypt or something, guess what happened cats? Egyptians don't praise you anymore, fuck you.
k
>>cats fucking burst fire hair balls which are fucking disgusting
i have 6 cats and they never did this
>>fuck cats in general
i can agree with that

can your dog reach all the way to his dick and lick it? didn't think so.