TITS vs ASS

Gentlemen of Jow Forums, the time has come to settle this once and for all:

Tits or ass?

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>no option for the heart
Pretty lackluster poll user.

ass. the most aesthetic body is totally flat with a big tushy

fuck outta here soiboi

>tits
if you think this you're an 11yo so go away. the best combo is big ass small tits.

Your correct user. Physical desires shouldn't be the main drive for a relationship with someone. In doing so you are looking at a dark road of unhappiness

Tits
A girl can still be fucked in the ass if it isn't big or nicely shaped. You can't tittyfuck a fucking plank chest.

Skinny girl > average-weight girl with big breasts > average-weight girl with big ass

Ass is for nigger
Tits are for men

So are you a man or a nigger r9k?

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the girls in the blue countries have shit-tier bone asses though

I'm more into abs

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have a gf with a massive, firm ass but also nice big tits
love her ass but tits are unbeatable

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ASS men need to be GASSED men

fuck stupid assheads

Girls with big tits make for great moms.

Whatever you say shit dick.

God damn I love bouncing tiny perky tits

God damn I hate women

Lets look at the usefulness of nice asses versus nice tits objectively for a moment. A nice ass forms because of a wide hip and a strong gluteus which imply strength in the lower body and a good/safe bone structure for child birth. Nice tits on the other hand do not require any inherently useful characteristics other than a good fat distribution. Hell, most chicks with big tits even only have big tits because they are fat in general. We could argue that bigger tits are better for feeding a child, but let us not forget that tits grow while pregnant for this exact reason and most women have no problems feeding their kids.

So lets see what is more useful. Do I want childbirth without complications and a woman with a sense for hard work (having a nice gluteus requires working out) that will feed my children without problems because her tits will grow in size anyway or do I want a girl that will probably have problems to give birth to my offspring and is most likely kind of fat and weak in general?

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Hips. If paired with a big bouncy ass even better. But even if her ass or tits were flat, I would still be turned on as long as she had wide birthing hips.

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Ass
>round like tits
>huge impact on the figure
>can put your dick in it no matter how big it is
Naizuri is alright but ass is like bread and water, not very exotic but very necessary

thats scotty isnt it

Fags, the lot of you. The best part of a woman is a nice tubby belly to grab and fondle from behind

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i admit thats quite an aesthetic tummy

>Tits or ass?
Abs.

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I swear to God, the less """""""""""""""""""""""straight"""""""""""""""""""""""" porn I watch (male on female) the more I prefer ass. The more patrician, actually straight porn (solo female) I watch, the more I prefer tits.

because lesbian porn is geared towards boomers who grew up before ass became a thing, who jerked off over titties in victoria secret catalogs, and never saw a music video, or had access to hardcore porn outside of the video store.

Wait, I fucked that up.
>more cuck porn (male on female) = preference of ass
>less cuck porn (female only or lesbo) = preference of tits

Hardcore porn is bad for you, don't watch it and think you're superior to boomers.

I can get behind a belly too. Don't assume my kinks

I love both equally. I wouldn't be able to decide if I had to choose only one.

Tits but it doesn't end there.

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Milky tits is the thinking mans fetish

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Option C
Feet

Tits are for boomers. Flat is superior.

>thinks abs are better than biceps

get out

Dunno, got the picture several months ago on an ass thread on r9k if I recall correctly. Just thought it was good fap material.

Why are Best koreans so based?

Based and sizepilled

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Where's the options for wide hips and boobs that can at least fill your hand?

Tits look better but no girl is complete without a decent booty
I think I would rather date a girl without arms than a flat ass

Yeah, a hank hill ass and no hips is just sad.

life giving comforting tits of comfyness any day

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Ass.

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The only correct answer here is THIGHS.

>tfw no feet option

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nigger reporting for duty

Tits are great but not as vital as ass. a woman cannot be attractive if she has no ass.
Both together is obviously optimal. But chestlets can still be hot if they have a great figure, which culminates and centers around her ass/hips, and abdomen.
Tits are extra, ass is like oxygen, it's a must

If you're actually asking gentlemen, the answer is objectively tits.

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