>Dad: " So user, how's that job search going?"
Dad: " So user, how's that job search going?"
>"Just fine dad, I've applied to like 10 places already"
>only one application sent, not even with a resume
tfw just signed my offer letter for my cushy job with full benefits today. i currently make 26 an hour but im a contractor and now im gonna get paid time off and benefits wooooo. FUCK you frog
Its okay, user. Why don't you come live with me? I won't ever ask something that brash of you, and you can even bring your computer! I really want to take care of you, user, if you're good I'll let you have some special touch time with mommy. All I'll ask of you in return is to be my good lil boy, user. You don't wanna make momma sad do you? Let me tuck you in all tight, and you can rest your head against my lap when we watch your favorite cartoon together; Wouldn't you like that, user?
>Psychopathic normie faggot detected
who would unironically want this? as a man you're supposed to take control of your life and leave behind letting other people take care of you. go forward in your lives, anons. dont let yourselves be buried in unhealthy fantasies
I so desperately want something like that. I want what ciara has but gender and role reversed, I want to be taken care of by a much older mommy. You can skip the yadda yadda about how I'm a low status beta male, I already know all that.
Don't listen to other mean boys like that;You're my sweet, little boy, user! I wouldn't want you to grow tough and unkind, you can stay here with Momma for as long as you like. I started some hot water for your nightly bath, why don't you go get cleaned up for momma and ill make you some of your favorite cookies. I'll even let you lick the spoon, naughty boy!
this fantasy will break you. what you cannot and should not have will drive you insane. turn away from this self destructive behavior and build yourself into the man you were born to be.
>BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDNT GET DEPRESSED WE DIDNT HAVE TIME WE WORKED HARD
t-thanks dad