You will never surprise your wife with a cute puppy. Why keep living?
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You will never be this happy
David Russell
Charles Wilson
i made grills happy like this before tho, too bad they could never make me as happy as i made them.
Matthew Hernandez
what did you do too me OP, what the fuck did you TRIGGER
Xavier Evans
dogs are the equivalent of an iphone, is not even just a dog is a "golden retriever" they are just consume material
Eli Parker
>Wife
>Bullshit commercial Christmas
>Still no kids in sight
Fuckin cucks, I swear
Nathan Scott
Why do young women chose to have pets and treat them as children instead of having actual children?
Christian Harris
>We have to wait until I'm settled in my career
Colton Nelson
>turn 30
>can't have kids anymore
Eli Green
Yeah I will. And I'll fuck her too
:)
Luis Cruz
>surprising anyone with an animal
enjoy your 15 years of responsibility, retard. just make a decision together like adults.
Xavier Russell
>dog gets cancer 6 years in
>take him through painful diagnosis and treatment
>doesn't work
>has to be put down
>all suffering for nothing
pets who serve no purpose are retarded
James Bailey
>wanted puppy bf said no
>still wanted puppy and everybody knew
>coworker surprises me w/puppy
>thanks bunchess hug/hug
>bf smells puppy when he get home
>were you get this, I lie
>come home excited to see puppy, its gone
>bf says he took it for a ride
>cry and he laughs
>fuck coworker and tell bf
>he cries and I laugh and say I took him for a ride
David Scott
Inb4 hundred triggert incels
Nathaniel Price
>he cries and I laugh and say I took him for a ride
I raughed
Charles Cox
everytime he is out working she will have sex with that dog
you really want that reddit karma huh
Josiah Hughes
how much of an autist do you have to be to think this is a believable story
Henry Hall
I don't understand this reddit stuff, right over the top of my head but my bf deserved it, implying he dropped my puppy some where so it could starve or he killed my puppy
Cooper Baker
change it for a cat and we have a deal.
I'm more of a feline person if you ask me.
Mason Morris
My gf would be the happiest person ever with a cat.
Gavin Bell
mate, just go and post your gay little fake story. you don't need to try to convince us, reddit is dumb enough to believe you
Ethan Lee
the coworker was a nice guy I knew liked me and so sweet to give me the puppy only for my asshole bf to get rid of it. I didn't like/like my coworker but I was so upset and told him what my bf had done so he comforted me, then we had sex. It made me feel a better and I used it against my asshole bf. I WON
Oliver Jenkins
Why would I want a foid to be happy?
John Peterson
>Buying your wife the dog she's going to cheat on you with.
Nolan Gutierrez
what bullshit did you just type right now, having a name for a breed of animal is not some consumer tactic its a fucking way of distinguishing between two breeds. Golden retrievers are most likely called that due to their appearance and role as a dog
Levi Wilson
I honestly don't even believe you have a boyfriend are a girl or even have a job that you could even meet co-workers at. you are really shit at making stories believable and then you try to make a comeback by adding more information into the story to make it sound more believable but then you fuck it up by saying 'I WON' as if we give a shit, did you expect us to all give you a round of applause and all our money too for BTFOing your "boyfriend"?