Be Chad

It's fag behavior that migrated to straight people, probably through porn.

I'm sure the ass crack sand added a nice crunch

this is true and completely hilarious

ugh! So many intolerant people here
Putting yout tounge in someones anus is a completely normal and acceptable act and everyone should do it!

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thought it came from that "eat the booty like groceries" line

It did. Jhene Aiko started the ass eating movement and I'm grateful.

I don't eat ass, but I like sniffing ass while getting a handjob

jhene aiko is my waifu

Me too. I want to eat her booty

You're a virgin, quit lying poser.

>I don't eat ass, but I like sniffing ass while getting a handjob
Amazing, you make getting touched by a girl sound so cucked user.

It kinda blows my mind that there are people out there that dont enjoy eating ass
It is LEAGUES above eating pussy. It has no taste. It looks way better. And its not slimy.

>people here don't do ass shit with their bros

pussies

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kick your game spit your flow

Why did it have to come to this?

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If this is normie I will stay a fucking robot.

Sounds like you have litteral shit taste

I honestly don't see the appeal of stuff like this. I'd much rather find a wife to lose my virginity to during passionatez romantic sex.

indeed
I'm very counter culture myself

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>Because it's a qt girl.
>I'd be honored to tongue a qts butthole regardless of her pooping from there or not. She deserves it for being qt and having a nice butt and I should be privileged for getting the opportunity.
good boi
a boi after my own liking
I like qt girlbutt too

I'd love to do this if I could do it from the other direction

Now imagine if those were girl asses though...
The delicious flavor

Yeah, whenever I see a qt with a nice jiggly butt I immediately think of spreading her cheeks and wondering what her brown hole must look/taste like.

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>brown hole must look/taste like.
It probably tastes like shit and sweat, user and it wont do you any good

eww, you like big booties and not nice, tight buttflaps?

Most likely sweat, with that heavenly aroma and maybe a slight hint of shit depending on if they pooped that day or not.
Still though, I'd revel in that deliciousness. Every girl would still have a different flavor

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how would you know that when you're a virgin?

>Now imagine if those were girl asses though

but they're not...

Big butts are the best.
I wouldn't even consider eating a girls ass if they had a pancake ass. Then it would just be gross.
I've tried my sisters friend she was slept over drunk

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It's fun as fuck

That is very degenerative but also kinda hot since the girl is getting off in public, I wouldn't do it though

>I wouldn't even consider eating a girls ass if they had a pancake ass. Then it would just be gross.
that's a bit gay
>I've tried my sisters friend she was slept over drunk
was she a cutie?

>probably
unless you're eating the ass of someone who doesn't wash, or who has shit very recently and failed to clean enough, i can assure you eating a girls asshole doesn't taste like either shit or sweat, the fuck are you on
it doesn't particularly taste of anything, just like a clean fanny doesn't taste like anything specifically

>that's a bit gay
Not really, I associate flat butts with dudes.
It's just better when their big and bouncy, You have something fleshy to squeeze and bury your face in while you dine in instead of some bony ass.
Average, she had a great butt though.

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I tried to make it as realistic as I could. I hope this helps you masturbate to your strange fantasies.

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so this is what they mean when they say "God works in mysterious ways"

ok, user, congratz on losing your butt-eating virginity

>a girls asshole doesn't taste like either shit or sweat

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What the fuck man that's like little kids in school sniffing their fingers and laughing about it smelling like shit

I only got to lick it a few times,
I don't really count it since I didnt really get to actually dive in and enjoy it

These are the types of guys that go on to work at major companies and law firms earning good salaries all because they did some homo shit together in a frat. Fuck this gay earth.

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What the fuck is with normies? Like what the actual fuck

No, I would not put my tongue into shithole.

either way it's sodomy and you're going to hell

Wow, chads eating ass? I rather suck dick

holy basado

Nothing is better than Latina butt smell

this but unironically, my kink

>be Chad
>get every possible STD cuz you're a degenerate
BASED retards

Imagine living in a world where it is considered a privilege and honor to eat literal shit from someone's ass

For those robots who don't know, when you eat ass you're not sticking your tongue into her rectum. You're just looking around the outside which is perfectly clean provided that she's recently showered. There's no poo there to be ingested.

Seriously.

>tfw eating my wife's fat brown ass with no prep whatsoever after she comes home from work
>that 8 hours of sweat

no need to imagine it, you do live in that world. It is a privilege.

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People do both tho I've seen it

There are three rules for eating ass.
1) shower shower shower
2) look before you lick
3) don't eat the ass of a girl who won't kiss you afterwards

Yeah I've done that desu, there's still no shit right at the opening of the ass if your girl gets enough fibre in her diet. I've never tasted shit or gotten sick, I just wash my mouth after.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, licking a bumhole is not Chad behavior... that's what fucking dogs do.
I'm not a fucking poodle, you won't catch me dead licking ass.

Very weird thing to do
>white people
Shouldve known, they should both be in jail

>Jhene Aiko started the ass eating movement and I'm grateful.
Eating ass has been around for decades

This is the gayest and most disgusting thing ive ever seen

Gross. I never understood the appeal of ass munching.

>That one chick that pinches that guys balls

Does no one find that hot?

>chick
Man in a party wig you utter chimp