I give you an ar15 with a magic endless magazine and a time machine

Knapsack on my back, rifle on my shoulder

One place. Israel

Help Cartage win the Punic wars

Travel back to the punic wars and help carthage reverse engineering the ar 15. Fuck r*me.

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CLASSICAL LIBERAL GANG

Go back in time and shoot myself or just shoot myself.

>grab ingredients for a molotov
>go to 1620
>find the Mayflower
>enjoy the lights

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Kill all the jews that ever lived

I engineer a matriarchal society therefore making a reverse gender roles timeline

Here's the thing, an AR with andless ammo is about as useful as any specialist rifle since the 50s, maybe even 20s. in about 90% of the situations. I also doubt, that anybody would want to go back way further because of the creature comforts whuch weren't invented then.

btw... Does it wear, jam and overheat like other rifles?

I personally would spawn in the late 80s and get hindsight rich to live my life as a racetrack owner in Japan (I'm an /o/tist after all) to be part of the golden era for Japanese sports cars...
On the backburner I would like to try preventing 9/11 also with the powers on hindsight, assuming my actions to that point wouldn't have already cascaded this event to either never happen, or change in an unpredictable way.

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Go back to 1930s. There is a Western civilization that needs saving.

The only thing I want is to go back in time and shoot myself as soon as I'm born.

Break it so its power never ends up in the wrong hands. Or anyone's hands at all. And do not under any circumstances fuck with time. How have you not learned this by now?

depends... which magazine we talkin? can i take a endless gameinformer cira 2000?

>weigh the trigger down
>ar15 keeps shooting bullets
>unlimited supply of energy and metal
>sell the energy and metal for $$$$$$
>become trillionaire
>tell bill gates he's small time compared to me
>tell donny trump that his hotels suck dick compared to my SPACE HOTELS
>use my $$$$$$ to buy Mars and start my own Mars harem of attractive young girls
>beat up aliens all day long and then fuck my harem all night long

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>Find the first ape that devolve to make a nigger
>Shoot it

Go around to opportunist times where/when I could use the rifle to securely rob high volume heroin and coke deals, amass loads of cash and get redonkilously high all the time, snorting lines of coke/heroin in my time !achine while jamming to music. Also invent all the waviest trap since I produce beats and play instruments, "invent" everything popular and cool. Actually if I pulled that off i wouldn't even need the gun or risk getting killed in stickups in order to fuel my hard drugs fantasy.
All I want in life is a lifetime supply of good coke and dope. I wouldn't even cook and smoke crack if I could just sniff high quality fish scale and level off with choice skag all the time.
Contentment. The music would be my fun and fulfillment

I hate my life and the agonizing cycle of addiction I'm in, the Trainwreck it causes in every other aspect of my life. The honest truth of the matter though is that if I was never in danger of running out, the drugs wouldn't be an issue in my life. Everything would be a ok

remove kebab, remove bagel

now this is a big brained answer

kill all the jews. the only answer there is.

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I wouldn't do that only to save these investment bankers, I'm not even American. I rather want to prevent the backlash and the entire fight against terror clusterfuck as a whole.
>Sry if I stat blogging at this point, I'll try to not get political.
I doubt a normal person even with all the hindsight in the world could have reliably stopped Al qaeda for good and in a manner that there wouldn't be another organization. Sure you know about Osama Binladen being trained by CIA and you could maybe assassinate him, maybe?
Same goes for Saddam Hussein, just out of curiosity what would happen...
I'm curious what Al qaeda would have done, if 9/11 would have failed.
I sadly wouldn't be surprised if they just did something different only one or two years later, causing exactly the same outcome (Keep in mind that Eisenhower already warned about the Military Industrial Complex in like the 50s and we learned nothing to this day.) And then again you change all kinds of things so nothing is certain. Specially with 9/11 having been a worldwide bottleneck causing all kinds of initial international alerts and taking I bet at least 30 minutes on average out of like every persons day not watching the towers collapse that day and that caused even more significant changes to the timeline and at this point your hindsight isn't worth anything anymore. No lottery numbers, no wall street, no bitcoin in 2009, no political event happening exactly like you knew it and so on. And that's where the fun is, reliving a better time with an alternate ending, maybe even Half Life 3 in 2008?

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Mate your AR in full auto wouldn't cause any more energy than let's say a 90s wind turbine and Even tho something like Nasa may have use for it as a rocket motor/generator for example, they could do most of that with a small nuclear plant aswell. The blueprint on the other hand might become more lucrative, but I don't think op would allow that.

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But turbines get energy from wind. The wind is generated by the uneven heating of the planet, caused by the Sun.

Therefore wind turbines do NOT generate unlimited energy. But a magical gun that conjures metal and combustible material DOES generate unlimited energy.

lern 2 science u fuken retard

Slow down there Palpatine

no

i want my UNLIMITED ENERGY and i dont want a knuckledragger cunt like you telling me it dont work like that. why dont you dp yourself a favor and FUCK OFF

Travel back 2 minutes and stick the barrel up your bum and give you a smooch.

>>>unlimited supply of energy
Not enough usable to matter much
>>unlimited supply of [...] metal
Less than 20 million dollars per year worth. Very rich, but not personally colonizing mars rich.

Well excuse me mister. I'll have you know there is no source of UNLIMITED ENERGY in the universe except my AR. My AR will be the only thing preventing us from experiencing a heat death. UNLIMITED ENERGY = UNLIMITED ENTROPY

A perpetual thruster for a spacecraft launched into deep space.

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stop the british from ever trying to rule us again after 1776
stop the central banks from getting their grubby hands on our economy
stop """"""""intelligence""""""" """""""agencies"""""" from infiltrating and subverting the inalienable rights of the people
generally be a threat to any and all corrupt individuals who abuse power they shouldn't have
>"lets fuck over the people henry, deflate the dollar, we'll get that new mansion by EOY"
>"didn't you see what happened to the last guy who suggested such a thing?"
>"henry, *gulp* you don't mean..."
>"on his way home a large silver carriage fell out of the sky..."
>"SHUT UP HENRY!"
>"but sir..."
>"we don't talk about him..."
>*slams table* "HOW CAN ONE MAN WIELD SO MUSKETS? WHAT IS THAT CARRIAGE HE RIDES IN? IT FALLS FROM THE SKY AND HAS NO HORSE!!!"
>"HENRY NO!!!" *sobs* "HE TOOK MY WHOLE FAMILY! ALL SEVEN BRANCHES!!! ALL OUR WEALTH, GONE!" *continues to sob frantically*
>*slams table again* "WAAAGH I JUST WANT TO STEAL THE RESOURCES OF THEIR FUTURE GENERATIONS FOR OUR CURRENT LUXURY! ITS NOT FAIR!"

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Isnt that a already a book but they used AK47s

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I go to the range and find a way to trigger the Range Safety Officer with said infinite magazine

Just need to kill Jean Jacques Rousseau, Lenin, Trotsky, and Marx as infants.

The best post to ever be on this site

Defend Constantinople

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1 AR-15 alone won't let me take over the world and shit because people would find a way to kill me. I'd go back to the year 100 and go to Rome and claim to be a god, and become a general/emperor.

Go back to 1911 and convince Roosevelt and Taft to figure something out for the 1912 election, clue them in to the coming world war
If that fails then kill Woodrow Wilson.

shoot you for giving me the big scary assault rifle fifteen and not a nice, polite, ruger mini 14 that i can use to hunt

Go back to 1947 and invent/patent the AR-15

Based and byzantinepilled

I am pleasantly surprised that this comment was not original.

skip the time machine and go straight to the mall
I am white after all

based merchant of death

I'd walk up to my friends and I'd start a conversation with the topic of "what would you do with a time machine."

I'd make sure I'm last and as soon as it gets to me and they ask "what would you do?"
My future me would show up, say "this," and then leave after telling my former past self what happens in the future to plan accordingly and what the outcomes would be if I were to do something to change the future.

I'd use the time machine to also get a fat gf lowkey because I have as many attempts as I want without causing a paradox.

modern problems require future solutions and a lot of serious thinking.

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Win the lottery and have a sweet AR.
Any answer that goes before you were born is practically suicide.

go back to 1000 B.C and kill everyone but the greeks

>time travel to the civil war
>destroy every yank i see
>sing dixie all the way home

Are you sure you want me to answer that kid?

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>Any answer that goes before you were born is practically suicide
Interesting take, user

>get a fat gf
Patrician as fuck

Go back in time and kill Woodrow Wilson. Mother fuckers the only reason this god forsaken world is as shitty as it is.

Go back and shoot the first fish that ever crawled on to land. Save all of us a lot of pain.

go back in time to the moment before entering the time machine and prevent myself from doing so, that way there's two of me. Wait a week and then do it again but right after so I see two of my previous selves. Keep doing that for a few years until there's hundreds of me, then have a massive battle with the luckiest iterations of me surviving. Repeat.

>30's
too late user

shoot the kyoani arson guy before he comes within 100 feet of their building

after that skip back to 1963 to assassinate JFK to close the time loop

Nigga, I'm hunting Dinosuar creatures and shit. I hope y'all enjoy the unforeseen repercussions of a massive Extinction event on land before the Cretaceous period.

Go to El Paso last Saturday and shoot Patrick Crusius in the stomach and watch him bleed out

columbine 1999

I would go to aztec civilisation at its height and be a god
I would assist nazis
Prevent hiroshima
Go to the future

Kill every soviet traitor and give Bat'ko Makhno the gun when I'm done.

Shoot adam and eve

Mate where do you need an endless source of like... 20bhp where a reactor with a 100year lifecycle wouldn't be proficient