Help me, Jow Forums. I mean it.
>have gf with small tits
>have major fetish for big fat tits
>found a prostitute near me with big fat tits
>pic related
My moral compass is tiny, but it's still there, but I also REALLY REALLY want to bury my face and dick between those tits
What say you? Just do it?
Keep your current gf it will be better in the long run.
>have a gf
This board isn't for you.
ask your gf if you can start an ANR, that will make her tits bigger
also gf > whore
You're fucked, user. ;3
And not in the good way, chu~
>is able to get gf
>"lol fuck that I want big tidder"
God if you're gonna do anything at least break things off with the roastie
Do her a favor and break up with her first if you want to fuck other people
aren't you guys supposed to hate women
That's the kicker: we really don't. We just hate their personalities. That's different than wishing someone harm.
Lol just do it wtf you think gods gonna come out of the sky and reward you for being a good person and bring you to heaven
My major crush has small tits and I have a fetish for big tits.
IS SO FUCKING RIGHT.
They do but still have some mlady left in them
No he is right. I bever want to settle down I just wanna fuck new chicks with different sized titties. Keep one on reserve to fuck
Don't be a fucking scumbag. Tell her how you feel, fuck even just get her to wear prosthetics. Just don't cheat on her for some bullshit reason.
I know this pain, my gf has small tits but I really love ridiculously curvy women, mommy types
I've been trying to fatten her up for three years but she won't grow
Break up with your gf you fucking retard. It's obvious you don't care about personality so there's nothing to regret or care about.
Are you not chad enough to break up and get what you want or what?
Wow, user you just discovered variety of opinion for the first time! Congrats
Just cheat on her its not cheating if its a prostitute
Also any time I dont fuck over a girl I wish I did. Shes probably cheating on you right now bro. Shes not telling you. Why tell her? Go do it
>Are you not chad enough to break up and get what you want or what?
I'm not, actually
Chad would cheat. Pussy. Trust me she will end up fucking you over in the long run and you will be happy you did
Or she could love this user and now her heart broke, I personally don't give a fuck I don't know either of these people, but I'd still like the universal happiness gauge to teeter up, not down
But you're willing to fuck a prostitute behind her back. Scum of the earth. Don't ever breed. You're worse than an incel. At least they have excuses like parental issues, traumas and other things beyond their control for being assholes. You got no excuse.
You act like you wouldn't LMFAOOOOOOOOO
You are thinking of r/incels
Some of them came here which is why you even see incel used on r9k but a good portion of r9k is female
Bitches will fuck you over and say nothing op is being smart. Plus big tits are better
Not really related, but I thought this was funny.
just get your gf pregnant
You mean converted by our god Reiko.
This
Oh Memes aside you should cheat on her with a big tidded hooker. Film it too. Fuck her for a few more weeks then show her the video and ditch your gf.
Epic cope of someone who's been exposed as a parasite. You know, when you have a gf it's normal behavior not to fuck other people behind her back. Doesn't matter if you think "she's doing the same." If you do it too, you stoop down to that level and become worse than a thot.
Congrats you're basically a roastie with a cock
Why are you even dating a small tit girl in the first place? Dump her ass. Staying with someone you don't even like is downright disrespectful to both her and yourself.
Kill yourself op, that's what you should do
Another suicide fuel for us chestlets. Even the robots would rather cheat on us with cowtit prostitutes than love us.
I love my girlfriend.
I also love big fat tits.
One does not need to exclude the other.
Surprised to see all these reactions coming from Jow Forums though. I think I'm going to go for half an hour tomorrow and just suck on those tits and titfuck her to completion. No real sex-sex
You don't really love her. You know that cheating comes with a risk of losing her and you're willing to take it. If you truly cares about her, you wouldn't be willing to lose her through your own fault.
Just leave her. Even if you resist cheating this time the temptation will stay with you for the rest of your life until you get it out of your system. I was in the same situation as you and no matter how hard I tried, I could never be fully attracted to my GF. She was 5'11 with a AA cup. It felt like fucking a man with a vagina. Eventually we broke up, I picked up a titcow GF, and I've never been happier. The heart wants what it wants.
In the future try to only date people you're actually attracted to.
Some of them are hot but I say date her and cheat
Op is just being a man
You really are a fucking retard. If she has enough mass to make you cum by titfuck, she's big enough. Don't be overly picky, or else your fate points toward inceldom, just by doing shit like posting here. I'm not joking. Be a little more grateful and don't come back.
>have gf with small tits
You've already got perfect tits on your girlfriend.
Don't fuck it up you daft cunt.
Either break up with her or kys.
No reason to be a cheating faggot.
It is the ultimate degeneracy.
And for the love of autism don't tell her it's because of her tits.
shut up faggot
go for it op girls with small tits are like men but less emotionally stable lulz
Quality post desu. Thanks for sharing.
The only answer is to cheat on her and never tell her, you might feel guilty the first time but after that it doesn't matter
why do men date women not up to their standards just to cheat on them 2 month later
Ayo I'm not with these white knights. I'm all for fucking roasties and prostitutes, but show at least a bit of decency and don't cheat on your girlfriend, otherwise as another user said
> You're just a roastie with a dick
All of the roasties I fucked knew I wasn't fucking only them, so no hurt feelings from both sides.
It's easy and a good way to bridge the gap between actually attractive women
but it's extremely hurtful and egoistic
You asked for a reason not a moralistic justification
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Why not just date someone who is your standard? Instead of hurting someone
>Nobody is attracted to me
>Meanwhile OP found a woman that's attracted to him while wanting to throw it away because UHHHNNNNN CUMMIEEESSSSSSS
How about you talk to your girlfriend about your fetish and buy her fuckhuge fake breasts instead of throwing away your perfectly good relationship on a dumb fucking hooker? I hate you normalfucks so fucking much God fucking damn.
>epic cope
I recognize your snarky pseudo intellectualism
You're a fagget and loser who wishes he could live life to the max
You fall to moral fag mentality that you're better than everyone
Prime example is american "christians"
Yeah that's you cheeky bitch
While you're wasting your youth being a good goy I'm balls deep with two girls that know I cheat on them with each other but they stick around because I am THE SHIT
Did I mention I smoke cigarettes in no smoking zones to piss normals off too ?
Kys reddit tard as you fight moral fight in your khrushchyovka with mommy eating your ass
It's not cheating if you just titty fuck her
it was implied you dumb dumb
It's weird.
I know it's wrong, but it's been on my mind for so long now and I'm going to go through with it.
is right, though.
Also... I just fapped and now I'm inclined to postpone doing it, but believe me, I've considered it a few times before now but didn't go through with it either. Tomorrow the stars align perfectly and it's now or never. I have to do it.
I love my girlfriend so much, including her breasts. HER breasts don't need to get any bigger for me. It's just that decades of porn have left me for a massive preference in big tits. They excite me so so much and I love it. I want to do this. Of course I understand that this would hurt my gf tremendously, but I don't know... I still want to do it. Isn't it the same for people who smoke, do drugs, drink, etc? everyone knows it's bad but for some reason you still do it...
It's hard to find someone to talk about this, by the way. Even here I'm the bad guy.
how do prostitutes even work? Do you have to take them to your place or do they have a place usually?
>fetish for big tits
should we tell him lads
it was clearly implied you dumb dumb
oh, she receives in her own apartment
but there's tons of different prostitutes... red light district prostitutes, escorts, high class companions, street walkers, etc...
Well depends on your morality, then. Some people just don't actually care about others - or not enough to put them above the sexual thrill, or whatever they might call it. In the end of the day, 98% of men think with their cock and if the chance the fuck a hot girl, no strings attached, comes up, they'll take it.
well, like i said, ANR will make them bigger. and you get free milkies.
Modern society leaves most men hardly any options, so they just take whatever they can get. They tell themselves they will learn to love the woman they settled for, but ultimately they'll just continue dreaming of what they could never have, which causes them to resent the settled-for women over time and cheat on them if opportunities for casual sex come along. But of course they'll never actually dump them because there's a very real possibility they'll never find another girl again.
don't do it user, it's not worth it
this
you hurt noone but yourself by doing drugs or alcohol
here you're hurting another person who has asked nothing
Comee here for the best nuudes! Hot females and traps
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>want to cheat on your gf who has done nothing wrong
>op is just a porn addicted cumbrain
>wonder why you're seen as the bad guy
???
just give in user. men can't win to big tits. just embrace them. cheat on your gf.
Most here do it seems. I am a femanon, but would give the same advice had their genders been switched. I just fucking hate cheaters.
>not cheating if she is a prostitute
I hope you are not serious
>my moral compass is tiny
and so is your cock, you fucking degenerate
get over yourself
Yeah this
Your love for your gf should override your desire to play with big titties
You are essentially saying she is not worth it, break up first or kys
Why did you make her your GF if she isn't perfect for you?
Those tits are deformed as fuck. You're either mentally ill, an undeveloped manchild, or a combination of both. Worse than a foot fetishist who's merely mentally confused. Either way, I hope your genetic line dies with you
how did you find this one? How much is she costing?
>tfw love milkers
imagine hating woman for being cheating whores, then cheating on your gf becuase someone else has big tits.
if you're considering cheating on your gf you don't love her, if you don't love her break up. then fuck big tiddies
Break up or come clean
>fatten her up
Try pregnancy. My wife was relatively Jow Forums and then after pregnancy she ballooned up. Mind you she couldn't exercise because of this weird pelvis pinching thing, but yeah. The origin of my tit fetish.
You're a bad person. I hope this girl gets out relatively unscathed.
This is literally roastie logic.
>I mean, he's okay. Worse comes to worst I'll have a man to take care of me and give me a baby, but if Prince Charming comed along, or at least someone 6'5....
It's astounding.
You are already fucked and will live with some extent of regret either way
Just go for it faggot but be sneaky
You're probably descended from some random John that shot his pecker snot into a whore for chump change.
Jow Forums is full of puritan little fagglets. Go suck and fuck that prossie and get that evil out of your system. Once you're free of the evil go back to your gal and you'll probably be a better boyfriend. If you get caught you'll have to live with the consequences. If you realise you're still a sex crazed young man then get rid of her and fuck your way through the west like Genghis Kahn. There are double standards everywhere. Enjoy the few perks of having a cock.
Wear a condom you fucking retard
>prostitute
Guaranteed she has a disease or two. Don't do it you retard.
user, your situation isn't as bad as it seems.
Without mentioning the fact that you're considering cheating on her with a prostitute, just talk to your girlfriend about it.
Don't totally fall for the open communication meme, but, for example, some have mentioned having her wear prosthetic breasts during sex, encourage her to stuff her bra, basically just say that you love her, you love her body, but the fact is that you have a fetish for big tits and you'd love if she could accomodate it. There are plenty of communities you can find that revolve around natural breast enhancements, involving frequent oiled massages. You could propose that to her. No joke, it'd involve groping/massaging her for like an hour a day, all the while you could, the two of you, close your eyes and talk about how big and sexy she's going to get for you. It does work, though progress is slow going, and it makes for good foreplay.
And if she doesn't like it, and is offended enough to dump you, then you can bang the prostitute guilt free.
you are a pathetic fagget
go get herp
We're all disposable and you're even more disposable as a man. Date a few women, fall for one deeply and see her abandon you when you hit a rough patch and need her most. The women after that just become the best fit for a few of your slots but the illusion is mostly broken. Point being is that you might as well indulge in the illusion briefly and fuck when you can but be willing to walk out in a heartbeat. It sounds callous but they're even harsher
Don't kid yourself, maybe 3% of r9k is female
>I'm sorry honey! I just have a fetish for massive cocks, I love you and I love your body, but I'd like you to accomodate this for me. If you're offended enough to dump me then I can just bang Chad guilt-free
>aren't you guys supposed to hate women
We hate prostitution, which is the topic of the thread.
You get a rope too.
Women hate suck ups and you sure sound like one. Also which man in his right mind invests in a pair of plastic tits for anyone else other than their side-squeeze? You're basically buying another man a fat pair of hard knockers to slobber over. Its far more cost-effective to drop $ 300 on a whore with the goods and get the urge out of your system and be home for movie night. You can then pull yourself together for the coming months of frustration and banality.
Just get your gf pregnant so she gains tits
Obviously he shouldn't state the ultimatum so overtly.
I'm trying to help OP not cheat on his girlfriend here. saying you have a breast expansion kink you want to work into the sex is a plausible suggestion.
If your girlfriend says she loves you, loves your body, but is a size queen, and wants to experiment with you and find a way to work something out while you fuck, up to and including penis pumping, it'd be worth a shot, I think.
>Why did you make her your GF if she isn't perfect for you?
Holy shit do you robots view romantic relationships like a Disney princess?
can we just make this a big titty thread
what country has prostitutes like THAT?
Literally every country but prices and legality may vary
didn't answer my question little fag
Cupcakes are still cakes
EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY you fucking moronic, two neuron synapsing, crude effigy of a homunculus. You can find a prostitute that looks like that or better whether you're in the centre of the Vatican, North Korea, Saudi Arabia or bumfuck nowhere Kurdistan. Now how about you tell us where you're from so we can get you a titcow like that bouncing on your cock by the end of the week instead of being a gigantic cockmongler holy fuck shit fuck
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