Question for fembots

>same for any other "homesteading" hobbies like gardening, keeping animals, etc.
this, but don't know if it's because i am lazy and want a good househusband who can do shit for me or because it's actually hot

Am I alone in not being attracted to men who like fashion? I don't want them to look disgusting or wear graphic tees and Walmart jeans but guys who are super into fashion weird me out, like they're too high maintenance and feminine

>tfw like to cook, have my own waffle recipe, and like fashion
>still lonely
I'd love to make a girl some waffles and go shopping with you, its fun
What if it's just women's fashion, and not even high """fashion""" but actual good looking clothes? Women's fashion is a lot more varied and interesting than men's. I play Style Savvy for that reason

Naw I mean like the hypebeast kind of guy or like, the guys that go on the malefashionadvice subreddit. I was obsessed with women's fashion for a long time and I think that might actually be cool to talk about with someone I'm dating, but something about a guy putting a ton of thought and effort into how he looks and dresses is just an instant turn-off, I don't know why.

>t. 110 IQ pseud

Male teachers aren't even going to be 110 so that's not a very horrid insult to throw at him.

anal play with yourself

Cooking, gardening, horseback riding; shit like that. But masculine hobbies are very attractive and probably just as good as feminine ones.

I'm (mostly) convinced it's because they're multifaceted, and will have a little bit more diversity to their personality than just "hehe kawaii vidya, n music n makeup weeee"
Girls don't have to really relate to a guy in most of their hobbies because roaesties prefer emotional supplementing as opposed to mental stimulation via hobby/hobbies.

To get back on track:
Hobbies I find attractive in males would have to be some sort of technical, or mechanical ability. Cooking is A+++++++++++++++++++ to have, but most men can't/don't/won't.
It's extremely attractive when the two can bond over teaching eachother their hobbies though, and there's a willingness to learn!

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It was meant to be an observation, not an insult. Also I don't give a fuck about male teachers

>all this appreciation of gardening

This made my day, thank you femanons.

The fact that this is a hobby of yours instantly elevated you in my eyes. Don't ever stop! It's like something you imagine your husband doing on a Saturday morning while you make breakfast for him. Or like a hobby you do together on Spring days. It's so attractive and wonderful.

Does saying you're into writing make you more attractive to women?

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>write like you're a male
>Hobbies I find attractive in males
Is this one of those trannies I've been hearing about?

>Question for fembots
Why the fuck would a female post on a board that's about >tfwnogf? There thousands of other things that an actual female would rather do. And if you believe that all those posts claiming to be fembots are fembots then you are really really dumb.

Why is skateboarding or motor biking attractive to boys?
t. had a skateboard phase

This is really nice to hear.
Thank you.

Holy fucking shit.
Why does every person say this to me ... ?
It's an ongoing fucking theme to "write like you're a male."
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING MEAN, user?
HOW DOES ONE WRITE LIKE A FEMALE THEN?

are girls this fucking boring that there's a distinct way they write? like fuck

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It's an extremely male dominated hobby. Not only is it something rather unique you can share but you're also like a status symbol, everyone else is going to want what he has: you.
t. Motorcyclist

having a hobby of taking care of your appearance/not being a slob

for vegan girls being a vegan yourself

for asian girls being white

apparently also having a motorcycle

>tfw no street racer gf
Fuck you bikerfags btw.

So it's about the rarity? Girls who drive motorcycles are rare so it's cool? Okay.
Skateboarding isn't that rare though, or at least it wasn't for a while (thanks, Avril)

lazy fat fucking roastie

You need to calm down user.
>what does this mean
It's how you write. You simultaneously seem like a male and a female. Yes men and women write distinctively. Also stop trying so hard to fit in, and if you're not trying to fit in, and you're a real girl(female), then stop hating yourself so much.

Stay seething, cager.

You missed half the point and narrowed in on the status part. It's something you can share. I've gotten an ex interested in motorcycles where she'd watch races and point them out on the street but she wouldn't ride. By not riding you miss out on 99% of what it means to be into motorcycles. Whereby doing something you can engage in a part of someone's life that would otherwise have been completely foreign and unknowable to you.

>It's something you can share
I understand that but I thought OP meant that a girl into motorcycles is also attractive to men who do not drive motorcycles themselves. Hence the rarity factor.

>calm down
>stop trying so hard to fit in
>stop hating yourself

Holy fuck, these are all coin words you're throwing around to take a superior position.
Are you threatened, or something? I asked a legitimate question, and now you're acting like assburgers.

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even the biggest retard can cook pancakes

Oh my bad. Nah I think it's if he is into it. I don't give a shit if a girl I'm into likes skate boarding because I don't like skate boarding. Same for if a girl were into cars.

What would I be threatened by? You ok?

There actually is a certain pattern of word usage, there's even an online tool you can put text into that will analyze it and usually correctly guess the gender of the person writing. However, your post was obviously female style, user is just a retard that's only ever talked to tinder thots unable to punctuate or capitalize words.

It's both. I love guys who are into art and literature, but that doesn't make guys who are into guns or motorcycles any less attractive.

That is what I asked you -
you're just using bingo phrases to try and catch me at something, but it was a shot in the dark that missed, user.

I am a real woman (female according to you assburgers), but I don't understand how my typing a distinct way means I hate myself, or how that would illicit you to think that way, unless you're actually autistic and don't understand, or simply like the conjecture.

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I can tell you're a normalshit roastie just by how you type. I hate you and all your kind

I'm truly fascinated by this since I don't really understand it.
I see females posting, but how the fuck am I supposed to know who really is, and isn't a female?

Does this literally mean girls en masse don't have common fucking grammatical knowledge????

If they have shit tier grammar, how am I in "female style?"

Legit just asking cuz this gets said to me *a lot,* and I'm told by friends I talk like a guy, too.
I literally just do not understand - it all seems normal, and fluid to me.

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I'm kinda on the same boat, I have no way how one can tell gender just by the way they write.
Shit is mindblowing to me, what are the traits of female writing that I should notice?

I want a gf who plays vidya with me.
It's as rare as girls with macromastia and birthing hips

See the roasties at the top of the thread, and see their way of writing. Then look at And compare the two. The latter is clearly Male, and the first clearly female

>However, your post was obviously female style
Except it wasn't. Adding the rest of his posts results in the same results: Euro Male/Weak Female for Informal and strongly Male for Formal.

Are you legit retarded or do you have some sort of manic mental illness?

>I am a real woman (female according to you assburgers)
>HOW DOES ONE WRITE LIKE A FEMALE THEN?
>I see females posting, but how the fuck am I supposed to know who really is, and isn't a female?
What a fucking weirdo

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>what are the traits of female writing that I should notice?
I literally don't fucking know anymore. Sissybois, trannies, and bored LARPers everywhere, so who the fuck knows

I'm going to roughly assume they type like shit, and have little to no understanding of basic grammar, or sentence structure? Literally just don't even know.

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KEK
What autistic fuckjob invented that shit?
>adding the rest of his posts
>his posts
You're still convinced I'm a guy cuz some crackpot burger of ass decided to use his tism ingenuity to create a program that deciphers male from female "writing styles."
I'm wildly curious as to what the statistical background is that which it derives its conclusive numbers from.

>Are you legit retarded or do you have some sort of manic mental illness?
Neuroticism, user.

But I'll take the fucking weirdo comment, thanks desu

Most of the ones who aren't worth wasting time on do exactly as you said. No grammar, constant use of "u" and "smthn" in place of actual words, and emojis are all telltale signs of roastie normalshits that you won't find anywhere on Jow Forums. The ones who lurk here either mention it at some point or type like
This. Observation is key

Most girls write like but worse. All lowercase (or capitalized only by autocorrect from phoneposting), relatively many exclamations, highlighting certain words, shortened words, and there's a softer aspect that would be hard/too long to describe about how sentences tend to be structured.
Your writing is female, in your first post the "A+++++++++++++++++++" and ending your last sentence with an exclamation, "and there's a willingness to learn!" are very typically female, men almost never write like that.
Then in "... ?" and dropping the capitalization by the end of your post.
Then in "Legit just asking cuz this gets said to me *a lot,*"
Both the structure, "cuz" and using * * to highlight words.
Of course none of it is 100% guaranteed to be correct, some ESLs have a tendency to use some of these pattern, kids and retards do that A++++++++++++++ and ?????? thing also, but within the context of imageboards it's usually correct.

Oh yeah this too. My post just referenced some examples

I'm literally screen capping all of this psychotic shit.

>write a comment about a larping tranny being a larping tranny
>thread devolves into autism arguments over writing styles
>i picked him as a tranny because he refers to women as both "girls" and "roasties"

Found the roastie. Fuck off normalfag

You're hella late, retard.
They've already fucking established that.
Normalfagging me isn't going to make you any less of a faggot

This. He literally used the word roastie to describe women casually. I can't believe people are arguing that said tranny is a fucking tranny. This entire thread is low IQ and embarrassing.

I'm a decent cook. Never realised that it was seen as such an attractive skill. Guess I'll have to talk more about it in conversations with womens?

An interesting femanon thread, refreshing.

What a fucking train wreck

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Never said I wasn't a fag, I was just drilling in the point you're a useless roastie who should be abducted and sold in a trafficking ring to an old spic

Interesting stuff, I'm definitely taking notes.
Now that I stop to think about it a lot of girls that I talked to online use exclamation marks to an extent when guys just never do it.

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You really put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?
Awfully specific. You must not get any pussy, not even from ugliest bitches you know
secular keks

Not wrong about that pal. I've loved every minute of it so far.
Fuckin kek

>roastie
>immediately goes for what basically amounts to "have sex incel"
Tards gonna tard, as I always say

Incels gonna get triggered,
potatoes gonna potate.
What's left besides degeneracy at this point, user?

lol i kind of genuinely wanna know how you came to that conclusion based on my comment. i'm literally a khv and a neet in my mid-20s

>Use of an text emoji
>exclamation Mark's
With the use of those 2 things you've basically just said "I ride the cock carousel"

>incel
You don't get the message do you? Nobody likes a roastie, and you're a roastie.
If you aren't going to suck my dick then fuck off

i've never even seen a real life adult dick, sorry my use of an emoji and an exclamation point upset you though

I think nobody's gonna suck your dick, that's kinda the issue isn't it

>you're a roastie because you won't suck my dick!
Do you even know what roastie means?

Can we get back on topic please yall? Stop being mean to each other

I already told you to fuck off, now bend over roastie or get beaten with my switch of a thousand katanas, and take the dick of 1 million roasties virginities to prove your worth to me

>I'm literally screen capping all of this psychotic shit.
Implied shaming.

Different user you walnut, I'm just enjoying the show.

Male here. Don't bother following any advice from foids unless you are above average height. A manlet who can cook, dance, sing, etc. He's not any more attractive than a burn victim.

All you women are the same to me. Now go away or I may have to use the forbidden tool.
The katana of roastie justice

Okay it's kinda getting less interesting now, I think you kinda shot your load and that's that.

you are dumb and naive if youthink your hobbys make you attractive to women. also a big portion of the skate community is apparently "hostile against women", meaning their shitty attentionwhoring doesn't work

I will kidnap you and sell you to a sex slave trafficker in Ohio you roastie bitch. Fucking deserve it after disrespecting me like that. And after 15 years of painful rape and torture porn, I will hunt you down like the dog you are and flay you alive with my katana of oneitis spiritual energy. My waifu will be proud of me; can you say the same?

I really hope you're fapping to this impotent incel rage fantasy, otherwise its just a waste of energy.

The only thing I will be fapping to tonight is my beloved saidu, Tsuyu "Froppy". I have seen love in my life, can you say the same? I don't go around hopping on and off pussies like you roasties do cocks. I have respect, and my waifu will definitely be giving me a blowjob after a spread your whore guts all over the street using my enchanted fedora to slay you in public. This is no troll, this is no bait. My fedora and I are coming for you

It's like you're a stuck record player man. Get some new material.

How about you just do what you REALLY love and are passionate about, develop some skill and knowledge there and just see who shares your passion? And in general, hobbies make people more attractive. Because they have a life outside the relationship then. Are not clingy or dependant. Have interesting stories to tell to each other aside of "how was work today?".
My hubby is into astronomy. While I rather pursue other fields of science, I love when he tells me about what he read about. Or about epic kerbal space program feats. While I complain about historical inaccuracies in Kingdom Come.
It all boils down to "do we still have something to do or talk about in 10 years?"
And I am happy to report that this is the case here.

Stop feeding the idiot, user.

I apologize for I must go. My gorgeous waifu is beckoning for me and your simple brain is boring me. Be rest assured I will sic my powerful wife onto you with ferocity, for she does anything do defend me, and I do the same for her. Goodbye roastie, I hope you get HIV

I'm sorry I am just really bored

I understand user we've all been there

As a male who enjoys cooking, gardening and making art, I can confirm that all of these things are interesting to women and will make her want to keep you around, provided you do them in a masculine way. No fucking cute aprons, no lawnscaping, and no paintings of fucking flowers.
I also sail, lift and do martial arts but these are less captivating for women. Sailing is too technical (at least on my town's fucked up-ass windy lakes). Hiking is god tier if you can find a fit enough girl.
Interesting men are hard to find, I hear. If you can fuck a girl right and get her invested in the shit you're into, you're golden.

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I notice when a poster is female pretty naturally, it's not hard to do even though this post makes it sound like it requires autistic forensics. only rarely am I wrong and it turns out the poster is just an extremely flamboyant homo

>t. 103 IQ pseud

Real men don't give a fuck and just do what they find interesting. Women come along like lamprey and attempt to latch onto a winner.

Sailing and martial arts are awesome, I think lots of women love that kind of shit. Nothing better than a guy who can fight gracefully or someone who can take you out sailing on the weekend. Hiking is also a big hobby for girls. I think you are underestimating your worth.

Yeah honestly cooking is it. Especially since I can eat all the food I want due to low metabolism.

You're probably right man. I guess I feel like martial arts are sort of corny on some deep level. Maybe I need to change my mindset seeing as when you take it seriously it's pretty baller and girls do get wet over it, they're never absent from tournaments. I literally never get in fights but I like the idea of being prepared.

Sailing is great except when the boom hits her in the back of the head cause I told her to duck and she said "where?"

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>Online tool
That thing always says I am male, at least for when I post on here.

Think again faggot. You wrote like a bitch. You're basically gay now.

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>Judging it based on 15 words
Kek

>back tracking like a bitch after getting btfo
Kek

Following the normal consensus: cooking, good hygiene (showers daily, brushes teeth, wear clean underwear etc) goes a long way.

For me personally, I really like guys that read, even just articles or wikipedia pages or Jow Forums threads, just the act of reading is really attractive to me.
Also having some sort of crafty hobby be it painting figures, sketching, coding, playing an instrument. It's nice seeing someone passionate about creating something, and it gives me insight into their mind.