>be me
>make greentext
>profit?
Be me
Robert Peterson
Isaiah Ramirez
>>profit?
na
Gavin Lopez
Oh no, my plans.
Levi Bell
>be (you)
>get (you)
Hunter Sanders
thank (you), fren. in an originaly original manner.
Lucas Lewis
>We did it reddit!
>Welcome to the front page of the internet
Dylan Williams
Thanks for the gold kind stranger :)))))) upboats to the left
Brandon Nelson
>post something funny/original
>butthurt guy posts open mouthed wojak
Andrew Roberts
Don't worry fren. Most greentexts don't even make it to Reddit, we will be safe here.
Connor Sanchez
youre literally underaged.
Brandon Baker
Sorry youre butthurt I post good content
Jaxon Bennett
This isn't me (op)
this is me
Brayden Edwards
OP here, this is me
Don't know who this jackass is
Landon Jackson
No stop, identity theft is a serious crime.
Joseph Lewis
l could say the same to you, newfag
Luis Cruz
Impostors
Acetually me (op)
Lincoln Richardson
user this is not funny. Slander is against the law. You have to stop.
Josiah Diaz
why would you respond twice to the same post? you're showing your hand, now get out my thread
Aaron Cooper
>be you
>make reddit account
>post to r/greentext
>karma.exe
>redditgold.exe
>everything has a price
>be you reddifag
Ryder Cruz
user seriously I am going to have to take this to court if this defamation continues. I'm serious.
Landon Miller
Fuck you're the one trespassing in my thread, now get out before I post more soijacks
Jackson Thompson
>now get out before I post more soijacks
pls no
Christian Price
He's OP, HE's OP, HE'S OP?! ARE THERE ANYMORE OPS I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT?!
Xavier Sanchez
Oh yeah you asked for it, here it comes, get ready to be destroyed
Justin Peterson
user he literally said
>pls no
Why have you done this?
Henry Wilson
Oh, you want some to? How about some of these apples, yeah, bet you hate this don't you?
Angel Rodriguez
No user, I am specifically firmly requesting that you please stop posting that. And yes I do hate that, hence why I am requesting that you stop posting them.
Xavier Nguyen
this is a very whimsical thread
Hudson Williams
No, but you will be soon.
Xavier Flores
Ok, sorry fren, no more soijack posting
Evan Peterson
Your consideration is appreciated, and I thank you for this.