Short hair

>short hair
>flat chest
>pronounced hips
Perfect girl

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If this is perfection I'm the luckiest motherfucker in bant.

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That's kinda gay

the most cringey and retarded poster of Jow Forums

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1.85m tall
Flat
Very long hair

So a guy with big hips?

This.

You basically just described a dude bro.

S O Y chuggers aren't real men.

>flat chest
>pronounced hips
>cute benis

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Dumb gayposter.

Smart gay poster.

gay?

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Smart benis poster.

It's a mental disorder where men want to touch eachothers cocks

h-hot

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No, gay.

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the face behind gayposting

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really? are you sure you wouldn't want a cute feminine boy with a soft body and cute benis?
that doesn't seem too gay to me

BASED thread

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No u're gay

Muh waif

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That my body type.....

cursed...

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You are a girl

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My nigga!

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>medium to long hair
>around B cup
>decent hips
Now thats perfection for me. Bonus points if freckles

Yes, I have a manly face but I have a small cheat, short hair that usely dye blue or some other colors and big hips..

I have a all of that....just saying

I realize this. You're also married and I'm not into open relationships. Juuuuust saying

Oh, I was not trying too....i was just saying....that my body type and we not ima 100% open one are self....hars too explane

You're fine. But yes, that body type is a preference of a lot of people.

I have not meet anyone in real life that dose. Even norime not really in too it..he more for small body, huge chest and short hair. Not thay he hate my body....and a lot of black man....But I not even a little I too back people

Ewwwww

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Sounds like you want a bf

Open bob

>14yo flat short haired brown(tanned) tomboy with pronounced hips

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my wife = not nice

Sorry not sure what you saying or asking.

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he want the vagana

So you want a creppy photo? Just too make sure. And if so thank for explaining it.

Are you sure you would want to see that?

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he wants you to opens bobs for him

Okay, it not going too hapen...i will never do something like that. I have too much fear of thing like that comeing back and biteing me on the ass. And trying too too get in too. The science career someone like this could destroy evey thing I work for

I know my face in not great...but I don't were make up....and how I see it. If I were make up I get shit on for lieing about my look. And If I don't I still get shit on for me look...not saying you siting on me...

I'd impregnate you.

Not that you could or that i would let you but I juat five my self a coat hanger abortion......

Fuck,thats the cause I have a 2Dwaifu

I'd gladly eat the aborted fetus and make out with you with it in our mouths.

Thank you, but no...just no.

i like me some big hips

I could finger your asshole and lick my fingers clean.

You gorss and that a gross way too live...thing don't go in people butt

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certain medicine go into butt

True, but why would I take one up the butt if I could take one form the month.

it works faster up the butt

>short hair

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that's what they tell you just so you let them

I know I had too use it on a baby I was baby siting....there ownly one thing that okay up the butt and that a cock sometime. And when you a grow up.

I do it even when they tell me not to.

But seriously, let me taste the inside of your butthole.

if you put up butt it bypasses all the organs that filter the stuff you put in body

No, you ownly carw about my butt whole. And that wired

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I love you.

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No you don't, you in love with the idea or me and my ass. You do not love me. You may love thing I do but you don't love me.

perfect girl on your pic, bruh?

everyone loves you Kimmy

Fine, if you love someone you should be able give them 5 five different thing that makw you love them and why you do...any people here so that

I'll marry you to prove it. Then can I taste your butthole?

user stop being disgusting

Too marry me you have too get take norime out....and that still don't mean i be with you. If something hapen too him I have too take a brack for dateing for as long as i was with him too get over him and too honor her. Before i think about go with anyone.

I love your devotion to silent bob
I love that you don't care that the gramma is bad and just post
I love translation that bad gramma and finding its pretty wise stuff
I love that you like Jow Forums so much
I love calling you Kimmy
there ya go

I want too talk about this but I need too shower of you wait tell I back or there a thread were we go over this...i love too talk more about my idea of what you just said. And how I fell.

Thank you, honstly you the nicest person here too me. And i do care about my grammar even if it done seem like it...if something did happen with Norime and after my brack for dateing you be one of the first people I think about being with

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I understand your meaning and point here but it seems weird to say something like that. Almost comes off as if you think something will happen between you and Normie

your ok Kimmy
I wasn't hitting on you though
i'm just a dumbass surfer boy on the otherside of the planet who likes real people on here and gives shit to everyone else

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I have trouble over thinking and comeing up with many bad thing, and people fall in and out of love all the time. And how I see it if he fall in love when so one new. Then I'm happy for him he still be in my life as a friend. I love him so much if someone or something make him happy then so be it. And i have thing I want too do in my life and so dose he....thing might not like up...more of less my mind all way geting ready for the wrost.

You don't need too hit on me... I juat saying that you women or guy would be lucky too have you. If a guy/girl was hiring on me it would go right over my head.

Maybe it's just me but I usually assume that, if you're going to marry someone, you should do everything you can to be in it for the long haul. It seems odd to me to be so dismissive of your lover running off to someone else. Ah well

I'm sorry if I can off wrong, I am 100% in it for the long hall. And that how i all way been in for the long hall. I belave dateing should all way befor the long hall... That why even if when i was single I did not date round let alone sleep with people. When i was talking it was more like if norime got hit my a buss or i tip runing across the street and got run over. And that sometime my fears and being abandon and over thinking make me fear he leave me....