There's something that bugs me here. Everyone loves big titties but nobody really appreciates them. Everyone wants to squeeze and see them but nobody cares about the struggle with them. Most porn is just 'she's got huge udders, she gets fucked, the end' but I don't give a shit about that. I want to see her bra shopping, I want to listen to her pros and cons she gets because of her size. I want to see what an average day is like with massive cowtits.
Let's have a titcow thread that really cares about the titties and the girl, what you love about both of them. I don't even give a shit if there's larpers, talk away so long as it's about the topic.
Pretty much all the women in my life have had huge boobs. On balance, they seem to be nothing but cons.
Stretch marks Nipples pointing downward Can't ever wear cute tops or cute swimsuits Bras are all grandma-style Jogging is impossible since no sports bra provides adequate support (and all that bouncing actually gets really uncomfortable) People assume you're stupid People assume they're bolt-ons Underboob sweat Floppy not perky Neck and back pain If you stand with proper posture it looks like you're sticking them out and showing off They hang a little lower every year once you turn 27 Can't go swimming since that turns into a skin show for everyone People get very judgy if you're showing the slightest amount of cleavage
Jaxson Garcia
2D, 3D, I don't give a shit so long as there's at least a struggle
More importantly, fuck me for starting this thread on my phone. I thought I had more pictures that fit the theme. That's exactly what I want to hear, this sort of feeling of living vicariously though their issues.
All of this. Plus, any guy you go out with is almost guaranteed to be a boob fetishist, which makes sex kind of monotonous. >OK, dude, the girls have had plenty of fun. How about the other parts of my body get some attention?
Sebastian Hall
>Everyone loves big titties No, big tits are gross.
Listen here fucker Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I'm glad you have something that gets you off and I'd appreciate if you accepted my kink too. I can attest to that, sometimes I fall into just groping. I try to keep my hands elsewear though for her sake.
You win this round, assanon. I dream of seeing a girl who actually struggles with doors without being a complete blimp
Cameron Morales
tits are pretty overrated desu
Brayden Hernandez
I demand moar of this desu desu
Christian Rivera
Normally I'm the one who ruins these threads but for once I have material. Of course I'm always open to questions if anyone's interested. Can confirm most of those
don't wear tight jeans then you dumb bitch. buy ones that actually fit...
Daniel Morgan
To add to this list:
they are a shelf for crumbs people just randomly ask you if you've considered a reduction seat belts pregnant! oh joy, they're going to get bigger! shit. your girlfriend who's getting married picked a strapless dress for her bridesmaids going up and down stairs: boing boing boing long necklaces just dangle off the front into open space.
Jackson Gonzalez
This might just be a me issue but clipping my toenails and tying my shoes is a bitch.
>buy ones that actually fit... Easier said than done. Women's jeans should have at least four measurements: waist, hips, inseam, and hip-to-waist rise. Instead, they come in with one arbitrary measurement that has no rhyme or reason behind it, even within the same store.
>tfw you're a size 6, 0, 4, and 2 all on the same day.
And if you're particularly bottom-heavy but still have a narrow waist/flat tummy you have four options: - wear a skirt and look like you're as broad as a battleship - buy jeans that fit your waist, then never wear them because they're never getting over your ass. - buy jeans that fit your ass and resign yourself to permanent plumber's cleavage - yoga pants, just all the time.
Nolan Thomas
>tying my shoes is a bitch. Oh, fuck yes. Crouch down and you're tying them blind. Bend over at the waist and smother yourself.
Eli Bennett
This is my life. I buy jeans and wear belts because almost all jeans out there have really big waists
Carter Gomez
then go to a tailor you dumb bitch
Brandon Morales
What, exactly would that do when they're tailored to match the waist and hips? Denim is not an elastic material. A 24" waist is not fitting past 40" hips.
Carter Evans
Honestly my wife has done all my feet stuff since forever. It's really taken it off my mind.
As a girl with a big butt as well, let me give you some advice. >But high-waisted mom jeans, they'll be small on the waist but loose everywhere else. Of course, it's also good to but a belt just in case. Your butt will look less shapely that way but personally, I like the look and I don't enjoy bringing much attention to my ass. >Get jeans with some Lycra in them. They'll be stretchy so they should fit you everywhere >Get a skirt with a elastic in the waist, it should fit you well.
Carter Smith
So long as you keep posting pics I don't see an issue with you here. Then again you're pretty fucking annoying in every other thread.
Why do you have such fat tits anyway? Are they still growing?
Eli Myers
Genetics. Mom and both grandmas were very well endowed.
The general size doesn't change, but they will fluctuate a little based on if I've gained or lost a few pounds. They also swell up a bit when my period starts.
Ian Butler
I wish there was something I could do to help these girls and make their lives easier.
Cameron Johnson
Genetics is the easiest answer, and I'm pretty sure I'm done growing. Oh hey another chesty gal~
Stuff like this has always happened to me. There was also the time I missed a milking session and ended up leaking through my shirt during class. What do you want to know?
Have you ever given a titjob? Also how do you feel about men staring at your chest?
Jason Gutierrez
How does it feel to have so much power over men? Our minds are so feeble.
Jose Harris
Yes, as for staring I'm fine with it. I don't particularly like it but I understand it. Touching on the other hand is my biggest no no Less than you'd think. I have to struggle just as much as any woman does. I don't get a free pass.
>embarrassing stories In machine shop class in high school, a stray spark from the grinding wheel flew down the front of my polo shirt (school uniform). I quickly reached down to get it out and popped every single button. I got sent to the principal's office to get a replacement because I was now a major distraction to all the boys in class. The school nurse ended up helping me sew new buttons onto my polo.
Back when I was still growing I did not want to buy a new bra (since they're expensive and I was a poor college student). I tried to wedge myself into a c-cup which was about two sizes too small. Between the pulling and levering, the cup ended up slipping out of my grip and I gave myself a black eye.
While I was mountain biking with some friends, the rapid pounding and bouncing caused the girls to come free, but it was a pretty fast descent so I couldn't easily slow down to stuff them back in, so I had to wait to get to the bottom where all my friends were waiting for me and could see me.
Easton Price
>I got sent to the principal's office to get a replacement because I was now a major distraction to all the boys in class. The school nurse ended up helping me sew new buttons onto my polo. That sucks. I would hate to have to be inconvenienced like that just to accommodate a bunch of dumb horny boys.
Noah Edwards
>how do you feel about men staring at your chest? It depends on the venue. If I'm at a bar/club or a party or if I want to show off or I'm feeling confident, it feels great.
If I'm at work and some guy comes by my cubicle to ask me some inane question just to get an obvious look at my chest, no. That sucks. It makes you feel like you have no value beyond your boobs.
If some guy is trying to sneak a picture of them with his phone, that feels incredibly violating.
Also, guys: I know when you're looking at my chest. I always know. There's no way to do it surreptitiously. I've had these for a while now and I've seen all the techniques.
Xavier Phillips
>I've seen all the techniques. Like what?
Landon Smith
Someone on the big boob problems subreddit made a post about how bullshit it would be if guys had to wear baggy pants to hide their boners. It's "to protect the girls" when it's really just to protect the terrified male teachers. Oh man I know all about squeezing into a bra because it would cost an arm and a leg to get a new one.
But I feel like a guy would get in trouble if his boner was as visible as a girl's cleavage could be.
Dylan Adams
Do you show off often? How is that like?
Levi Wood
The point is that it's a double standard. Nobody gets mad when the football player wears a tank top even though I've heard other teachers talk about how it's distracting.
Looking only when I'm not looking in their direction. Trying to look down over my shoulder. Trying to look at them via a reflective surface Sunglasses Pretending you have something in your eye and then looking at them through your fingers. The rapid series of quick glances
There's a million
Logan Perez
Sunglasses is always hilarious, they always think they're Soooo slick. My favourite is 'I was reading your shirt'
Would you be more offended if someone just openly looked?
Ryder Thompson
Tbh they should, even as a guy I don't want to have to see a bunch of near-shirtless muscle dudes in my peripheral vision either.
Ethan Jones
Have you ever thought about streaming?
Charles Lopez
>Do you show off often? How is that like? Not that much anymore. I didn't at all (on purpose) when I was younger because I was one of the first girls to develop in school. In college I did a lot because I was stupid and didn't quite get the difference between "they like me" and "hurr hurr boooobs"
I like to show off when I'm out with my boyfriend, both to dress sexy for him and also for him to show be able to show me off, if that makes sense.
Aiden Parker
>Stretch marks these are a distinctly female thing, if you don't like these then you're probably gay >Nipples pointing downward big tits don't always have this, you can have saggy tits with nipples that still point forwards >Can't ever wear cute tops or cute swimsuits >Bras are all grandma-style >caring about their clothes more than their actual body yup smells like gay >Jogging is impossible since no sports bra provides adequate support (and all that bouncing actually gets really uncomfortable) they don't need to jog when they have giant tits, they look hot regardless of whether they have a belly or not >People assume you're stupid >People assume they're bolt-ons >making estimations about someone's intelligence based on their body parts gay AND low iq >Underboob sweat admittedly kinda gross, but it's not like you'd ever run into this >Floppy not perky perky tits don't mean anything unless they're also big - having small tits that don't sag just means you have a manchest >Neck and back pain I've never heard of them causing neck pain, but yeah the back pain sounds rough >If you stand with proper posture it looks like you're sticking them out and showing off strangely I've never actually seen women with big tits actively try and show them off. it's always small titted women who try showing off cleavage and shit to make up for it
William Sanchez
I'm sure he meant every straight man loves big titties*
Jaxson Davis
Pfft, I don't even show cleavage most days. I don't want to be an eceleb, coming here is just freeing for me. You're kind of missing the point but hey you're close enough!
>Would you be more offended if someone just openly looked? Yes. Sneaking glances is an attempt to be polite even if you can't control yourself. If you're just openly staring, that feels like an invasion of privacy.
>'I was reading your shirt' Ha! Dude, it says "Nike". How long could that possibly take to read?
Joshua Morgan
It could be easy money though
Nicholas Robinson
Honestly I prefer straight up looking. At least their honest about it. I still don't like it but at least they're not cowards. And give them a little credit, 4 letters is really hard for cumbrains Not worth it, look how well Himiwako is doing.
Have you ever tried to use your body for advantage?
Isaiah Smith
Wait, I don't get it. What's the joke?
Benjamin King
>buy jeans that fit your ass and resign yourself to permanent plumber's cleavage this is CONSTANTLY what happens with the jeans I wear. I used to think there was something to the whole Jow Forums narrative about women wearing leggings/yoga pants just to look sexual, but honestly at least they fucking stay up and don't move around when you walk or sit down.
Robert Adams
If a guy's jeans split and his cock was visible, he would also get sent to the nurse's office to get a button or something sewn up. Yeah, it's kind of inconvenient, but then so is ruining your clothing accidentally. Would you have preferred for her to just sit in class with her chest exposed?
Anthony Martin
why would you spend extra money getting all your clothes tailored like some fucking 18th century aristocrat when you could just buy yoga pants
Ian Smith
>Would you have preferred for her to just sit in class with her chest exposed? Yes
Josiah Wood
Honestly staring at someone's chest is like the default position for my eyes to go when facing someone. It's unreasonable to expect people to not look at the center of your body when you stand in front of them just because you happened to grow into a certain shape.
Angel Green
>The rapid series of quick glances wait is this a technique? I've seen lots of people do this but I assumed it's just an eye contact thing (like you can't make prolonged eye contact with someone since it looks fucking weird, so you have to glance back and forth every now and then)
Gabriel Peterson
Could be two birds with one stone
Luis Turner
Its only an invasion from men you deem unattractive, for attractive men, its an invitation.
>Also, guys: I know when you're looking at my chest. I always know. There's no way to do it surreptitiously. ...and? When I'm out and about I look at lots of things with people. I looked at a girl child today for several seconds feeling somewhat bad that her mother allowed her to get so fat. Then I looked away and looked back wondering if it was abusive feeding or just standard pre growth spurt weight. Then I saw her mother and realized it was the former. I stared at a guy's hair for a while as well, as it was unusual to see long hair on a man tied in such a way. You have boobs. It's not that they are your value, or they have any value at all, but they're more interesting than other things people might look at. Other people wouldn't look at the girl and wonder how her development and family interactions are because they don't care / didn't study psychology, and a lot of people don't care how a guy does his hair because they may not be trying to pick up suggestions for long hair on men. I realize this is a tangent, but people are going to be looking at *something*, and the breasts are there.
Brody Foster
I think most women expect/hope that you'd look at the same things they look at when they interact with you (ex. their eyes, face, stuff around them etc.)
Noah Kelly
It's not a double standard at all. "Cover your primary and secondary sexual characteristics." - This means genitals for both sexes, although no one complains about this as it's obvious. - women have to cover their boobs - men have to shave their facial hair in high schools, even public ones.
Lincoln Davis
I don't care if women look at my chest though. Everybody looks and gets looked at, but large breasted women are the only ones who are sensitive about it and notice.
Parker Murphy
I haven't paid for a drink in years. Wife and I take off the ring and act like bimbos for a second and we're drinking for free At no point have I ever heard of a student having to shave because a teacher was distracted.
>If you're just openly staring, that feels like an invasion of privacy. You don't have that privacy when you're in a public space. You could say it makes you uncomfortable and I would agree, but privacy is the wrong wording to use here.
Adrian Long
>I haven't paid for a drink in years. Wife and I take off the ring and act like bimbos for a second and we're drinking for free Hot. This is a huge fetish of mine.
Brandon Walker
I'm not a woman, so I'm not really sure where they typically look, but usually when I'm talking with someone I don't look at their chest. I usually look at their eyes and periodically look at stuff around them (like stuff in front of me, behind them, generally to the side, etc.). Then again that might just be me being autistic
Benjamin Long
>I usually look at their eyes and periodically look at stuff around them But the chest is right below the face. In order to not look at the chest you would have to tilt your head up so that you're looking at the ceiling.
Angel Bennett
yuu seem to be a coarse individual
at this time in your life
Sebastian Perry
only if you're a manlet. like the only case where this is true is if they're standing and you're sitting. usually it's two people sitting, facing each other, in which case you typically meet at eye level or actually look slightly down at them.
Ryder Torres
>Its only an invasion from men you deem unattractive, for attractive men, its an invitation. Nope. Leering is unattractive, period. If an otherwise physically attractive guy is just fantasizing about my boobs, that's unattractive.
>Have you ever tried to use your body for advantage? Sure. I've never gotten a speeding ticket. I see the flashing blues in my rearview and I un-do a couple buttons. >Oh, sorry officer, I simply had no idea I was driving that fast. I couldn't see my speedometer because my big boobs were in the way.
In terms of an advantage that's meaningful, like advancing my career? No. I can't imagine how that wouldn't be degrading.
Juan Richardson
I'd love to buy you and your wife some drinks some day. It's been lovely talking to you.
Austin Thompson
How so? I never thought buying a drink for a girl would be a fetish
>At no point have I ever heard of a student having to shave because a teacher was distracted. My point isn't the reason they might say, but that it's part of the dress code. A cop might pull you over for speeding and say "seeing you go so fast makes me uncomfortable, my son was killed in a drunk driving accident so I'm writing you a ticket", or he's just having a bad day or whatever, but what gives him the leeway to do so is the law you broke. In much the same way with the cleavage, it's part of the dress code which you agree to when you first start school. Furthermore, by definition it can't be a double standard, as if there was a boy with large breasts (maybe he had implants or something, idk) he would also be made to cover up.
Xavier Sanchez
>I can't imagine how that wouldn't be degrading. How is using your breasts to get out of a speeding ticket not equally degrading?
