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>big Shippy reveal
context?

Some guy just fell off some scaffolding and landed on me, don't think I even bruised

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I can't bloody wait even though the news is obviously from Poley.

Hypalinxs share portfolio is worth either 375,000 or 875,000

I hope there is a happy ending to the Tim arc where he moves into a new flat and simply stops tweeting, disappearing into the sunset

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Getting bored of britfeel. I might take another break. You lads constantly argue about utter boring nonsense

ngl lads, I only come here when I've got music to listen to, shitposting here is low intensity enough to not distract me too much from the choons
today I am listening to Chavez

Was thinking the same, we're here forever but surely there's more to life, other things out there

There's been a lot of shitty arguments lately, and people are actually taking them seriously
I preferred when nobody cared about anything

Post by and of me Rickey Jones taking the recycling bins out on 09 August 2019 in Cwmderi, Carmarthenshire, Wales

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about a month ago i took a break from Britfeel for at least three months. I think its best to take a break from here every so often because its the same shit over and over again, don't know how you lads do it. The likes of shippy must get fed up

Have fun lads, bye.

>The likes of shippy must get fed up

Felt very serene during that 2 hour power cut, very nice in a way

between reading arguments about nothing and e-celeb followers I've been considering it myself

>about a month ago
>at least three months
?

originalisnt

Phwoar. A nice wank over Louise Mitchell. I'd fuck the absolute SHIT out if that STUPID slut.

Is this the end of britfeel? Shall we pack it all in and maybe reconvene in a year for a reunion?

>reconvene in a year for a reunion?
haha yes we can all bring our girlfriends

Yep, you lead the way and we'll definitely follow

I wonder what BritNormie is up to these days

>Martin Freeman tries to protect his baby daughter in the Australian outback during a zombie apocalypse
Freeman is good. Not a fast paced gory flick if that's your thing. Also a lot of Aborigines if that's not your thing.

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My break ended a month ago. Before a month ago i took a break for three months

Bit silly isn't it.

Working late lads. Some stupid bint at one of the offices we support murdered a shit load of data on their live servers and me and my colleague Michelle have to hang back and sift through their backups to recover everything.

Well, I have to recover everything, she has to sit and talk to the stupid git in Wales who fucked it all and make sure their client application can see everything. I've told her she can go home but she says she's happy to do it.

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neighbours just shouted me over to help with a firestick or something like that, good thing i wasnt having a wank at the time, would have been well pissed off

For me? It's being stupid and purposely levelling up my units' weak skills in Fire Emblem.

Please don't leave lads you add so much!!

Post pictures of the girl you lost your virginity to. Pic related was mine, she's a school teacher now.

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Just installed Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC on a brand new NVMe SSD.

I can boot Windows in under 10 seconds.

Fact is, I'm simply better than everyone in this thread, in every way. I can boot Windows in under 10 seconds, and you can't. I bet you fucks don't even have Windows, you're all phoneposting.

I'm just better.

been chucking my fag ends in an empty dr pepper can and now the can is smoking like fuck, just saying

We use RHL Workstation 9 in our office and it boots in 4 seconds on SSDs

Feel inferior.

I hope Shut In's date is going well, he's a nice guy.
He's a beacon of hope for the rest of us.

>Post pictures of the girl you lost your virginity to
no, dont want to get doxxed somehow

I only put my PC to sleep so it comes back on in about 5 seconds

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Poleaboo are you in the thread? I need to have words.

And one day you'll see him in a cafe with a girlfriend, your eyes meet and he'll give you a brief, knowing smile before turning back to her

Shippy panicking! Uh oh!

Sure lad lemme get a quick pic of my hand

REEEEE WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LAPTOP AMAZON YOU BASTARDS

Here you go she'd moved on as you can see

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phwoar the double quarter pounder is pretty lush lads, dunno why it's not called a half pounder though

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Riddle me this remoaners, if brexit isn't final, then why does brexit mean brexit?

No joking lad this is very serious.

>tfw extremely jealous of someone at work but can only admire them

Got a fly infestation in the kitchen. Going to make a DIY trap but need to get supplies tomorrow.

What's he done now? Surely the best way would be to contact him outside the thread via kik, discord, whatsapp, phone him up etc.

>Windows
Deary deary me...

*flicks on britfeel Tannoy system*

Could Amir Hussein please come to the front desk urgently please, that's Amir Hussein to the front desk, thank you

might give emily a topaz for her birthday

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looking at my letterboxd.
my oh my, so many films to watch,
i really enjoyed Phantom Thread the other night.

i might watch The World's End tonight, in the mood for a laid back, straight fun film. plus apparently our Tim was an extra in it?! ill keep an eye out for him.

>apparently our Tim was an extra in it?!
massive if true

I can't for certain reasons.

i need to speak to user asap i have news for him

I bought the iron lady just to see Tim in it as an extra

get a spiderfriend instead.

Post by and of me Lord Lucan playing poker at the Grosvenor Casino with Mayuri, Shipanon, Ebin, and Hypalinx in Cardiff, Glamorgan, Wales on 09 August 2019

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If you're serious and you can get in touch with me (Shippy can) I'll give you Poley's number.

>tfw have had a spiderbro living at the top of my wall for 3 days now
hope hes not dead

I dunno what she does now, I heard she had breast cancer a while back.

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just wish it was Sept 2020 so I'd be going back to Uni already desu

>nonce confession: I was the lad who forced the hard knock meme

*mutes film when an awkward scene is coming*

That's okay, I will catch him when he gets in the thread. It's better this way.

I have to mute or look away when actual cringey stuff happens

It's awful. I can watch all kinds of death and horror but an uncomfortable situation is too much

I made the hard knock Xi photoshop which I was pretty proud of.

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film has downloaded. time to get the snacks out. i fancy some chocolate, but i think the maltesers in the fridge are my sisters.

>hes related to maltesers

she cute but my god what an absoIute tit she's decided to get with

Summerslam this weekend brothers

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i haven't followed wrestling for yonks lad. edge was still going when i watched it

lad i am cracking up.
but for real i am off, see you in 2hrs, where ill be saying goodnight before handing it over to the nightwatch.

remember road dogg?

I wouldnt recommend getting back into it. For me it's just a familiar thing and a chance to shitpost on /asp/
he's a writer there now

Barely. I remember he was a part of dx. I was mostly into the ruthless aggression era, i dropped the show when it went PG

>you seem very very ignorant and probably have no hobbies whatsoever

what a dumb comment. I play the guitar, and I think musical equipment is a great investment because I can get a lot of enjoyment and productivity from it for a long time. The things I mentioned are of specifically limited usefulness. Not hard to grasp

Ikr?
She's aged pretty well though, i've not seen her for 15 odd years

Mum made another piece of shit dinner again. Literally fucking fuming, couldn't help but shout at her a bit. Idk why she keeps baiting me like this

>Massive power cut for hours
>No CCTV
>No mobile phone triangulation

Perfect time for crime desu

I've lost 20KG and got my amazing cheekbones back lads. Proper made up for myself.

Cook her and eat her lad

because it's two quarter pounders, not a single half pounder
div

I bet Poley doesn't bother telling us about his Shippy info at 10pm
Lazy cunt

kek are you the lad who was crying because he thought theres no afterlife

Bet he'd have a story or two to tell haha
>now back to the time I bludgeoned the family nanny!

that's a good thing lad
use that to elevate yourself

can other people in the house hear me when i poo; the farting/squelching, the poo hitting the water, etc.

Dunno lad, but i assume so.
Basically it's mostly what i use my extractor fan for, to cover up my shame.

Maybe if they were standing right outside the door

They 100% can if you live in a typical tiny British 3/4 bed semi-detached new build house with badly insulated inner walls.

Older buildings (very early 1900s and before) are a bit better but you can still hear a lot.

loud and bloody proud lad. who gives a shit if they can hear you, do a nasty loud stinky fart/

Post by and of me Ebin in Scarborough, North Yorkshire, England on 21 September 2023

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