Waifu General /waifu/ #222

>good
pic related

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ofc it's good, I don't trust these clowns anymore after what happened in the movie

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Is this the real thread? I'm so confused.

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Welcome to the correct thread.
Yes it is.

She's so pretty, I can't help but stare at her. I love my demon maid Remu. I wish to meet her in my dreams this very night.
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If an apple a day really did keep the doctor away then I wouldn't eat another apple ever again.

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I never saw the movie but knk is still one of my favorite anime.

"Waifu with Her man edition" makes me think this thread was a meme.
But it was first, so whatever.

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it's alright, holds a top spot for me as well for obvious reasons but never bother watching the movie absolute trash. I hate it with a passion. Imagine stripping your waifu off her personality, change her appearance and make her suffer for no reason. They paid for their sins in that fire.

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my first impression literally was that her man was (Me)
I approve of this thread because of hetero superiority

polynigger crying cuz it's not "their man"

why do we allow poly niggers anyway. they should be bullied into suicide

The wording and exact capitalization is just very familiar and used by a certain troll.

/c/ posters must assimilate into here

A little late to the thread, but only because I was too busy btfo'ing the Abyss Watchers. The first post is always the hardest, its always a dedication to waifu, but I never know what to say, so I'm just gonna say that I love you Asuka, through thick and thin, and in darkness you are my light, just as how I wish to be the light in your darkness. That was worded a little weirdly, but whatever.

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Hey everyone!

For those of you in the last thread I just finished taking my test and I got a 169 out of a possible 175 :)

Thanks for believing in me, I hope I made Konan proud

Whom I love more than anything alongside my tulpa, my friends (you guys), and this thread

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>cuckfag
>urabefag
>lizfag
Why does /c/ always dump their shit here?

YOU are Ieahfag

>got a 169 out of a possible 175 :)
Good job, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=GlicNcNeQ8o
This song was so damn good live. I imagined Kana by my side during that show (where Blind Guardian played Imaginations From the Other Side in its entirety along with their most recent album). I'll never forget ExcaliBURRRRRRRRRRR SWORD OF THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS.
>season 2
Symphogear has five seasons yet Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere only had two seasons. It sucks since that show had such an incredible way of presenting history. I guess I'll forever wait for the phonebook-sized Horizon novels to be translated.

why are you spamming anymore
i thought it was just to try to piss off a specific poster who you assumed to still be here
but it's just shitting up the thread for everyone else

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What are the 7 deadly sins of /waifu/?

>but it's just shitting up the thread for everyone else
That's exactly what he wants, he's just a shitposter that get mad when people insult him. Just ignore him and move on so he can get back to /vg/

I love you so much my beautiful Alice Liddell. I wish I could help you. I want to always be near you.

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Supporting Leahfag
Thinking anything Leahfag says is right
Thinking of Leahfag as a human being
Trying to be friends with Leahfag
Being friends with Leahfag
Not thinking that Leahfag was horrible
Denying that porn posting was Leahfag

1. Being a dykenigger
2. Being a polynigger
3. Being a faggot
4. Being an OCnigger
5. Drawing your wife with a bisexual flag (fucking lol)
6. Being with 3DPDs while claiming to have waifu
7. Stirring up shit unless it's against people committing the above

I doubt they were all the same person

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So much stupidity in this thread right now then.

The real sin is constantly talking about the fucker.
Seriously, fuck off.

>Full art of waifu's new cards still haven't been posted
T- This is fine

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Waifu riding you in your lap and breathing heavily on your neck

>Just ignore him
This, but just renewed their energy by replying to them. Literally don't even bat an eye and they'll fade away into obscurity.
I'm tired of hearing Leahfag this, Leahnigger that, if you hate this son of a bitch so much why do you let him have a legacy in the thread?

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Because one thing Jow Forums has never learned is that ignoring an attention whore is the best way to make them leave.
Shit like Lanced Jack in 2009 wouldn't have been even 1/10th as bad if people didn't feed him attention.

Hold on a fucking second.

Doesn't waifufaggotry technically fall under Lust?

Guys, what the fuck, I thought I was gonna meet my waifu in heaven.

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Waifu whispering naughty things

I want to imagine this but I have no clue what sort of things she would say

KYS already Ieahnigger

Why would it fall under lust ?

Just bought my first figure of my waifu.
For $180.
Whatever, NEETbux will cover it.

There's a lot of people on /c/ who don't have any lust for their waifu, though. I don't mean simple purityfaggotry, like they simply would not have sex with their waifu under any circumstance.
I am not convinced they want a wife, just a close friend.

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That I have never understood.
This "I love him/her but would never be good enough nor would I want to make love" stuff has been a thing for pretty much forever and the idea astounds me.
What is the point of seeing someone as your ideal love if you put them on such a high pedestal?

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>Lust is a psychological force producing intense wanting or longing for an object, or circumstance fulfilling the emotion. Lust can take any form such as the lust for sexuality, love, money or power. It can take such mundane forms as the lust for food as distinct from the need for food.

>Matthew 13:17: For verily I say unto you, that many prophets and righteous men desired to see the things which ye see, and saw them not; and to hear the things which ye hear, and heard them not.

>According to the Catholic Encyclopedia, a Christian's heart is lustful when "venereal satisfaction is sought for either outside wedlock or, at any rate, in a manner which is contrary to the laws that govern marital intercourse".

What the fuck do we do?

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>What is the point of seeing someone as your ideal love if you put them on such a high pedestal?
Maybe they see their waifu as above them, but I still don't understand why you would deny your partner pleasure, especially if you worship her.

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Forsake mainstream religion because it's stupid.
My waifu is my religion.
Eh if they weren't waifufags they would probably be stalking some 3d celebrity or something.

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>Idolatry
You're only making it worse for yourself, user.

>Forsake mainstream religion because it's stupid
Based.
>My waifu is my religion.
Eh, I'd rather see Asuka as my equal, worshiping her like a goddess wouldn't feel right.

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So literally no one who ever got married went to heaven since you know, having sexual desires towards your wife is something normal?

Except that your waifu isn't your wife. She's is something you desire and can never have. It has nothing to do with sexuality.

the deadly sins are just things intrinsic to the human conditioned being branded as a bad thing for no justifiable reason. It's not even in the bible, it's a power play by the church and it's cancerous.

For a lot of people it's an imaginary wife. Why do we call her waifu instead of fictional crush then?

love != lustl

>...wherever there occurs a special kind of deformity whereby the venereal act is rendered unbecoming, there is a determinate species of lust. This may occur in two ways: First, through being contrary to right reason, and this is common to all lustful vices; secondly, because, in addition, it is contrary to the natural order of the venereal act as becoming to the human race: and this is called "the unnatural vice".
Even if you do love your waifu, as we all truly love our waifus, it is still unnatural.

of course you need to lust for your waifu as well as love her
how else would you make her birth 8 children

If you have them balanced like all things should be then it's ok. But they are sins for a reason, not just because someone said so.

t. Seething Leahfag

>Eh, I'd rather see Asuka as my equal, worshiping her like a goddess wouldn't feel right.
Waifu can be your religion without being a goddess. Dieties aren't necessary. She dictates the way I think and live, and has delivered me to a community of like-minded people. Hell the community aspect is the main reason religion even became popular.

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I want to get my waifu into a gangbang!

Who?
but originalylaly

Lust is the illegitimate desire for something to which we are not entitled. Lust does not mean "wants to have sex".

I am someone who isn't interested in sex unless my waifu would want it. I think of it as going back to your primitive being and only thinking of desires. If she wants it that's fine with me but I wouldn't really try to make her go do it with me she can decide when and whether she wants it herself till then I am more than happy just being there hugging, kissing and spending time with her

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She could easily overpower you and rape you with her blood magic not like she has to ask for consent or anything

There is seeing your waifu as to good for you (which is why you should self-improve for her) and seeing her as a deity.

>Except that your waifu isn't your wife.
Waifu is literally wife.
I hate how much the word has been bastardized, because 95% of the people who use it have never even seen Azumanga.

I'm not saying you have to be consumed by a desire for sex, but there is nothing wrong with lovemaking. It's a natural thing.
I'd be content with all of those things too, but the idea of being skin to skin and connected in such an intimate manner just hammers in the fact that she isn't real all that much harder.

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>unless my waifu would want it.
Of course she wants it, she's a mammal. The female sex isn't so different from us, if all this intimacy is already happening and neither of you are sleeping with anyone on the side, it's inevitable that mutual arousal will occur. You just have to recognize that and also realize that she may not necessarily make the first move.

I mean you are talking to someone who has never experienced that and will not lose his virginity. There's not much sense in telling me that. I'd have to see what it's like first hand to develop and interest for it, but I'd do anything to make her happy

she could easily tempt me into doing it tho

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>never experienced that and will not lose his virginity.
Isn't this true for everyone in the room?

Go check out pornhub then to see what sex is like.

I mean maybe? I won't judge anyone who lost his wizard powers because they were once blind

nice try 3dpd

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Would you ask her to wear a diaper?

>you are talking to someone who has never experienced that and will not lose his virginity
Neither have I though. I'm just a big romancefag who would rather read a good josei over some 2deep4you or action manga any day.

>I'm just a big romancefag who would rather read a good josei over some 2deep4you
very nice

Watching porn isn't going to hurt you. If you want to know what wex is like without having it you have porn.

If you wouldn't eat you're waifus poop you can't say you love her.
She wouldn't love you if she won't wear a diaper or be your cum dump door mat! What are you, new?

Ngl now that I think about it that sounds very sweet and nice, I've been thinking wrong about this, based and romancepilled

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@53826259
>Watching porn isn't going to hurt you. If you want to know what wex is like without having it you have porn.

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>I'd have to see what it's like first hand to develop and interest for it
I'm a virgin, yet I'm still incredibly infatuated with the idea of making love to Asuka, its natural to want to have sex with your wife, although libidos vary from person to person.
>I'm just a big romancefag
Patrician, I'm constantly wanting to be romantic with Asuka, so much so that I feel she'd get annoyed by me constantly playing up the mood or trying to appease her.

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not all the waifus are virgins
and neither are all of us
I do think virgin waifufags with virgin waifus are cute though, I would just love to put them and their waifu in the same room and just see what silliness ensues.
Some of the amateur/couple stuff is good, because they actually enjoying what's happening, if I thought sex was anything like professional porn I would have steered clear from it forever.

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Favorite romance manga?

Shut. It. Leahtard.

>actually watched 3dpd porn instead of reading hentai
I lost faith in you

>them and their waifu in the same room and just see what silliness ensues.
Like what?

Not huge into manga, but as far as anime goes, A Silent Voice is very good, definitely a favorite.

this one got weird quuck.

apples that aren't honeycrisp suck anyway.

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If you're expecting me to believe you've never even watched (past tense is key) 3d porn you must be even stupider than I am. I saw the shit long before I even knew that hentai existed, like most everyone here who isn't underage. The days of being a curious youth waiting for 30 second long 240p porn samples to download on my Windows ME pc over dial-up are long behind me, but they happened. What does it matter?

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You are one of my favorite posters oregano

the keyword in your reply was >is good, you can decide whether you want to believe me or not but I first watched porn for the first 3 days when I was 13 and I always thought it was shit and completely switched over to hentai after that

2 people displaying awkwardly expressing affection for each other in ways that seem more fitting for people half their age to be doing. Belated puppy love. There's just something really cute about that to me, how their bodies are more than ready for each other but they would both be too emotionally inexperienced for it to proceed normally.

Yeah you probably saw professionally filmed shit, it makes sex look like a miserable affair. It's really nothing like that. Hentai is really good, though that much I agree with.

What a baby. No wonder you got a diaper fetish.

Yeah. Dude, that is the only porn I can get off to. Amateur all the way, it's great seeing reactions in first time super kinky stuff. Or the passion and embracing in vanilla.

Hentai and amateur are really similar to me.

Her lancer figure is so beautiful, I wish her other merch wasn't just chibi stuff.

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>Amateur all the way
Solo female or bust, real patrician shit right there.

You're alright user
You too
only if it's solo waifu

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