When did you learn the truth about dog cock and how die ot affect your life?

>0.005 to 0.003 of samples
>provided from an anonymous male on an internet forum that's probably for roleplaying fetishists
hm

t. white girl with canine semen pap smear

psychologytoday.com/us/articles/200507/women-world-turn-ons

user the fact he thinks sperm cells have a "second bulge" when in reality dog sperm and human sperm cells are nearly identical looking immediately outs him as a roleplaying fetishist. He probably got it from thinking about dog knots. I don't think any mammal sperm has a "second bulge."

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>The absolute state of things that r9k will actually believe

>different men's sperm look and act different
>canine semen working like a form of birth control
>consistently detectable semen samples from cervical cells
what a laff and a haff lad, the man was too busy jerkin it to put together a coherent paragraph at all.

yeah you're probably right. how come you're so familiar this stuff ?
it's probably a larp but still not too far from the truth.

Because I spent 30 seconds googling it, dummy.

>Because I spent 30 seconds googling it, dummy.
ok cool

imagine not being dogpilled

Would it be possible to create a breed of dogs that have the instinct to pump violently into a human pussy during the entire coitus instead of standing still? asking for a friend

>>male dog might vomit during the mating
I have never heard of this

The dogpill is a ruff one to swallow

if a girl has a dog there is a 99% chance that it has eaten her out, at minimum, a bit of peanut butter from the asshole

I like getting fucked by dogs but I still prefer men

Disgusting animals (women)

God fucking damnit Carlos, you mexicunt

what's the appeal of dogs over humans? do you have types for dogs like for men? are you attracted to them or do you just get off to the taboo of it? what's your race?

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Well I said dogs but I meant dog. I've only fucked one dog. I guess I'd let any big muscular dog fuck me? The appeal of dogs is that their dicks are super hard and they genuinely fuck you "like an animal". They'll fucking bust your gut and won't slow down until they cum. Then they'll knot you and leave you drooling and creampie you again. They're just a good fuck.

I'm not particularly attracted to dogs, but I like getting fucked by dogs I guess? So now I look at dogs and thing about how good they might fuck me. But I don't get hard over their fur or snout like I do over guy's abs.

I'm white.

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She just said she prefers men, you mentally ill retard

>I'm white
Of course you are.

wait you're a boy ? also
>I'm white

Well I've come to know that I'm literally less attractive to women than a dog which as you can imagine has done wonders for my views on them. I'm not even ugly or short, just socially retarded and haven't had a conversation with a woman who isn't a family member in over 10 years.

I am a boy indeed

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post dicc as proof

What makes you want to fuck dogs?

dog bbc cock music?? wopmen

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No
My mum's husky got on top of me when there was a storm because he likes to try and climb people when he's scared and I felt his huge dick poking my butt so cocklust did the rest and it was great.

Are you the dude that got fucked by his mom's husky?

Nevermind. Did you do it again?

I've been doing it almost daily since. He likes it now.

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fuck that's really degenerate and really hot

God I wish I were you. I'm unironically jealous.

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Send pic and vidya

>tfw no bf with ass gaped out by the dog

we all want it but we're not getting it

What do u mean vidya

Do you suck his pp too. Is dog semen different to boys semen??

Why do you all want to fuck the dogfucker faggot?

I suck him off sometimes but I haven't made him cum. His thrusting is a bit too much for my mouth + knot is kinda scary.

he didn't like it at first ? so you raped your dog ?

He liked it but he didn't really "get it". I had to egg him on to put it in and once it was in he did it and came. But then he didn't really understand it was a thing he could do. After the third time he know likes it and tries to fuck my butt actively.

what do you mean by huge dick

I haven't measured him but probably somewhere around 18 inches.

>18 inch dog wiener

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does anyone actually ever fact check these things? I looked up several of the things, ie how long sperm lives, the shape of dog sperm, etc.

even an article where i clinic say they don't look a t sperm unless there was a specific reason to, they're only looking at and examining cervical cells. I doubt they'd ever make note of it on a chart

Male dogs ejaculate the entire time they're inside, I think this plays into women's cum fetish.

Also the knot puts pressure on the g-spot, so it's not like there's no pleasure.

because that sounds hot. I'd like to see it happen

if a woman has a big dog and doesn't live in the countryside or the hood
it's not for protection

>dog breeders
I hope the mill you work for gets busted you piece of shit.
>t. vet tech

>Why do you all want to fuck the dogfucker faggot?

Because he sounds cute desu

>1 in 200-300

That seems within plausible range, a small minority of people are weird fetishists and it's not like bestiality's some super obscure thing no one's ever heard of. If the post said "1 in 2" I'd assume an Jow Forums LARP.

pee is cum. anything that "comes" out of the penis is cum. that's what "cum' means.

Have sex, incel

You want a dog's sloppy seconds?

Story?
Fucking unoriginal bullshit

Weirdly enough this is that part that's most unbelievable in your whole story. You clearly have no concept of size at all. 18 inches would fucking kill you, man.

The chainsaw in this picture is 18 inches for reference. Think you could shove that whole thing up your pooper and live?

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it's supposed to be a joke, you bitter old fag

>old fag
I'm not the guy you're replying to but I just realized that oldfag and old fag have almost exact opposite meanings.

An oldfag is someone to be respected and sometimes feared while an old fag is no more worthy of respect than a used dildo lying at the bottom of a pile of heroin needles.

>TFW femanons would rather fuck dogs than spend even a second with any of us

We all knew they didn't see us as men, but we're less than dogs.