Family gathering tomorrow

>family gathering tomorrow
>they gonna ask questions again

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and your dumb as gonna go?

if its not in your home then dont go

I'm 21 but mom's gonna force me anyways
It's at my grandma's place

It's okai anony. I'll pretend to be ur gf

Not only that. They gonna ask about school/job.

>Hey user, got a girlfriend yet?
>Hey user, you find a job yet?
>Hey user, you thinking about kids
>Hey user, find any good cars to buy?

And never once ever

Hey user, how you feeling? Watch any good shows? Hows you holding up after all these years? We care and love you.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha sucks to be you, nerd

i eat spleef and cummers

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Ahh fuck i forgot the best one too

>Hey user, when you moving out?

STOP STOP STOP
PLEASEEEE
what have I done to deserve this

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Just pretend to be sick or something.
Do you have your lisence? Just say you have to go meet some friends and go see a movie by yourself of something.

What kinda questions
I'll help you answer them

see and these are the ones

You do know you can ask them questions they cant give a clear answer to. Dont let them but the one push questions and forcing answers out of you. They know what they're doing. Laughing with their second face, the one you'll never see. Always have a countermeasure prepare and be quick to change the subject to something that strokes thier ego. Example
>hey user where you working nowad-
>woah those are some clean shoes, what brand are they?
They're going to think you sneak dissing them when you ask what brand it is. Especially when they so you disinterested/sarcasist face if they tell you the brand. This is just one example of a redirect. The less you talk about yourself the better. Always force them to talk about themselves instead. Fake interest if your good at acting normal with it. Good luck on the family outing

tell them you're you identify as a disabled trans queer woman of color and you find their cisheteronormative questions extremely triggering to your ptsd and anxiety. works for me every time.

theyre yuppies and sociopaths then

Just be handsome and kidnap a girl

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>roastie cousin asks me if I have a job yet and snickers
>I ask her how her latest abortion went

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kek i'd like to go to your family dinners

>20 years old
>auntie rants about how I'm not going to give my mum grandkids
You motherfucker I will drop the next baby of yours you hand over to me

>Get reluctantly invited to water park with younger cousins
>I'm obviously the odd one out
>Have much cooler brother they all prefer but are too polite to outright say
>Allude to it often
>Try to joke around with them
>Get rejected and ignored by my FUCKING COUSINS GODDAMMIT
>Every family gathering is like this
>Enjoy spending time with them but don't want to budge my way into places I don't belong
>If I stay quiet then they all try to talk to me and I seem rude
Fuck this life I love my family

how is a woman going to force a man to do anything?

kek what's her reaction?

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