You are:

You are:

>Over 20 years old
>Living in a society plagued by consumerism
>Presumably overweight, addicted to carbohydrates
>Smart enough to notice that women were designed for monogamy and statistically more likely to be depressed if they're promiscuous
>Addicted to pornography without realizing how much it's damaging you psychologically and chemically
>Raised by a single mother, psychologically scarred from not having a positive male role model
>Addicted to media of all kinds, be it videos, music, games, etc.
>Incapable of performing basic human necessities such as tying your shoes or driving
>Holed up in a room waiting for your inevitable demise

When you could be:
>Working out
>Improving yourself
>Dealing with emotional baggage
>Quitting pornography
>Eating healthy
>Learning new things
>Getting into a relationship
>Improving your hygiene

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Doesn't sound much like me at all, but better luck next time buddy.

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I do all that except relationships

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It can't be done, you need outside help, words on a screen can only do so much, but still not enough to cause action to take place, you need other people for that.

nah op its just you

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I did all of that shit and it ended in meme life of a divorced man.

>Pornography bad!
What are you, some kind of single mom?

>incapable of performing basic human necessities such as tying your shoes or driving
Yes this is very true for me. My question is what makes you think someone like me is capable of the other stuff you listed? I've been healthy and improved hygiene and improved myself. Guess what? I did that in a group home where I was monitored 24/7 and forced to do it. I could be physically subdued and thrown into an isolation chamber if I acted out. I had to brush my teeth, comb my hair, shave, shower, eat their food at their times of day, go to the small on-site school at their times with no escape, hike in the hills the group home was located in.

But then I graduated the program and was sent home at 18, growing too old for it. Guess what? It was all for nothing. I am a stupid fucking low IQ retard animal. Something in my head is fundamentally broken and everyone knows it except people like you. I can't blame you, user. We are anonymous after all. But I want you to think to yourself that maybe, just maybe, there are people out there with the lifestyle you described at the top of the post who have absolutely no chance of changing. They are smart enough to be aware that they are trapped and so they seclude themselves in order to not make a mess of society and be an even bigger burden. Euthanasia is the only answer and I'm patiently awaiting the day someone can help me kill myself legally. I'm too stupid to tie a noose, can't own a firearm legally, and have no money to buy anything at all because I am 100% dependent on my mother.

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save yourselves anons. you can do it!

>that edit
I dont like it

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>>Working out
>>Improving yourself
>>Dealing with emotional baggage
>>Quitting pornography
>>Eating healthy
>>Learning new things
>>Getting into a relationship
>>Improving your hygiene

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Mostly on point except I can drive and tie my shoes. Also I'm not fat, but not for lack of trying. I think I have the good kind of thyroid disease where I die at 40 but at least I never get fat.

I can do all of these besides quitting pork. I'm to lonely not to satisfy myself every once and awhile

self improvement only works if you're a failed normalfag

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I larped between 18-22 as a normalfag and it was completely futile. went to the gym almost everyday, went out drinking every weekend. I was completely committed to faking it until I made it. but no matter how hard I tried people could sense I was a shy aspie the second they met me. no matter how hard I tried to project a charismatic confident person normans could see right through me. trying to be someone you aren't is literally the worst thing you can do with your life

so then what are you supposed to do

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Not really - other than being over 20 and waiting for my demise.

Not really addicted to anything, as I can't find enjoyment from media, porn, etc anymore. I view them as wastes of time and can't really engross myself in them. Small goals seem pointless when the larger problems in my life are dependent on others or outside forces to give me an opportunity (relationships, career, education). It's like folding your laundry while your house is on fire. It doesn't address the underlying issues circling around me.

why should i bother doing any of these when it isnt going to change my life situation whatsoever?

>do everything to improve myself and life
>still live in a shitty world
>die a old hermit with a 6 pack

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accept yourself for what you are

>"M-mamo-kun?..."
>"Call me Tuxedo Mask."

sadly this. shit sucks.

>>Presumably overweight, addicted to carbohydrates
>Addicted to pornography without realizing how much it's damaging you psychologically and chemically
>Raised by a single mother, psychologically scarred from not having a positive male role model
>Addicted to media of all kinds, be it videos, music, games, etc.
>Incapable of performing basic human necessities such as tying your shoes or driving
>Holed up in a room waiting for your inevitable demise
nope

i do have good hygiene and eat healthy
stop projecting faggot

There's loads of people on here who failed at sex or thought it was terrible because it didn't feel like anything. That is from jerking off to porn too much. Not to mention that watching increasingly extreme porn makes it harder to get an erection from normal sexual acts.

Cope harder b/ro

i don't think 85-90% of the people on this board fit even half that criteria, it's more like, 40% late blooming normielite highschoolers, 20% v/b crossposters (also usually children), 15% trannies, dreks, cuckspammers, mutts, etc, 10% unknown lurkers, 10% actually normal/good looking people who are just fucked in the head, and then the last 5% are your genuinely gross, autistic, detached freaks. you're barking up the wrong tree with your repetitive garbage, because literally everybody on here, who has been on here longer than 3 days, has seen this exact advice just worded in a different order already

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>Working out
Didn't make me happier.

>Improving yourself
Taught myself C. Didn't make me happier.

>Dealing with emotional baggage
Let me just snap my fingers and pretend I believe in god or something. Oh wait, doesn't work.

>Quitting pornography
Admittedly, I haven't tried this one.

>Eating healthy
Already do that. I aint no sugar junkie.

>Learning new things
Do that all the time. Mostly just to stave off boredom. Whoopee.

>Getting into a relationship
Been there, done that, got the divorce papers. Only made matters worse.

>Improving your hygiene
Does nothing for me.