/britfeel/

watched Excalibur last night

Guinevere such a thot

Meeting a tinder roastie for coffee today, but i'm also old and depressed, feel like just being a miserable prick today. I can't be arsed to pretend to be vibrant and full of hope.

Look when you're bending "her" over Sellotape the benis to the chest and out of the way and god will never know.

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Gonna be hellish living without laptop sound til tuesday
>no films
>no youtube
>no porn videos

Look on the bright side, you can always make "extra hole" fetish porn.
imagefap.com/pictures/7335455/She's-got-an-extra-hole...

Can't you connect a pair of speakers to the lineout/headphone jack?

Nope not working. Trying to fix the sound only made things worse as I thought it would

>tfw no chubby body, thin face and neck gf

Why do people say this place is bad for you? I'm an oldfag so I don't come around much for months and years, but when I come back it's like a comfy pair of slippers and makes me smile. People say it went to shit, but you zoomers aren't all that different from us.

Jesus Christ user, mine only goes 5cm inwards at most (still looks awful) but that's something else right there

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Combined income with partner is 57k in the north.

Is 800 a month on rent reasonable?

>you can always make "extra hole" fetish porn.

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Post your treasures lad.
I never know where to go for the good stuff. Most of it I just stumble across whilst lurking.

Rain down, rain down
Come on, rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height, height
Rain down, rain down
Come on, rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height, height
That's it, sir, you're leaving (Rain down)
The crackle of pigskin (Rain down)
The dust and the screaming (Come on, rain down)
The yuppies networking (On me)
The panic, the vomit (From a great height)
The panic, the vomit (From a great height)
God loves his children
God loves his children, yeah

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Outer Chans tend to dislike the fact that people can speak freely without a punishment in some form here, because of the rules here and across all boards for that matter allow us to craft a culture that can only naturally grow outward instead of artificially limiting it to arbritary rules that change daily and the "right option" of the day being enforced with upvotes (Chinese Social Credit Score tier) to be popular.
You can say what you want here at worst you'll be called a melt and that'd be the end of it elsewhere you have to roll the dice with the local jannies banning you or your digital social credit score being affected, saying what you truly feel is a privilege that far too many are afraid of.

Shut it you fucking melt mong

So yeah. I have 22 days off of work and no idea what to fucking do with my time.

I need to get a new phone charger though

Well once you've got a new charger I'd make a big list of all the films and anime you want to watch and get some good vidya to sink your teeth in to, then come up with a wee timetable for each day. Once you've got the schedule perfected, get yourself on asda.com and buy a load of comfy food and booze to last you the three weeks and go full hikki for your time off. That's what I'd do anyway.

bloody love knockers i do

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There are no more treasures anymore user, it's all autogynephilic Trannies now calling themselves traps when they have no chance to trap at all.
>webm related
>Tee hee we're totally women user

All the best traps have seemingly all disappeared.

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HUURR GPHNURRR

WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yes you can afford 800 between two on that combined salary. Easily.

post wztWfff. pls

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wztWfff

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phwoar look at all those wabs
corrr

Someone parked their car in front of my drive. And left their handbag in the front seat with the window slightly open. Don't know if it's a bait car or a car bomb but most likely some idiot.

>MFW YWN have a big tiddy blonde trad dressing gf.
IT'S NOT FAIR
Hope she stopped cutting

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> take me up up up and away
>where the music is my fantasy

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kino

youtube.com/watch?v=viMRd5PKwso

well pleased i made a break through with my airguitar skills. feels more realistic now i'm getting better with my left hand. defo feel like i'm pretending to play some actual stuff

When the referendum was called I was staunch leave. Now I'm remain - though begrudgingly.

youtu.be/tiM6crRri-s

wdy think of my new video lads

Why are you remain now

Why make a timetable for your days off? Sounds like hell tbqh, shit is supposed to be fun not a regimented schedule.

Because it's obvious we can't pull out. Everything is fucked, no deal would fuck us. The gov is putting aside a few billion for when we inevitably leave with no deal. The money will run out and we'll be fucked. We'll be America's bitches. I don't like having to answer to the cesspit that is the EU but I'd rather die than be a yank whore (which we will be with certainty).

>the hardest part about playing the game
>is nae even playing the game
>it's caring enough to care about playing the game
i chose not to plae tha game, i chose something else

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>he voted without understanding the situation at all
Typical. This is why I didn't vote in the referendum.

thuglife/10

thanks. could i trouble you for another. mrs stormtrooper VtGrYd4

For me, it's vertical taskbars.

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*sets up his air decks*
youtube.com/watch?v=v7nHAdohkUU

*air raves*
youtube.com/watch?v=_S4gddfimuA

For me, it's bottom with icons and title bar

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If you have a widescreen monotor, then you have more horizontal space than vertical space. Why would you waste your limited supply of vertical space when you could use your plentiful horizontal space instead?

But you have more space horizontally. It makes very little sense my edgy fren.

You have more space horizontally, so by using a horizontal taskbar you are wasting your limited vertical space.

what do you say when you see a load of trees?
jungle is massive
youtube.com/watch?v=a8girPCgHE0

The autistic arguments here over the slightest thing never cease to amaze me

Worried the sofa will stink of my sweat because I've slept on it for two weeks

This is only an issue if you are running at 800x600 or some shit and have an 80px taskbar.

A 20-24px taskbar on anything above 1080p is so little "wasted" space I can't even be bothered wasting the energy to care.

>muh vital screen space

Lads, its not that important, you are just looking at porn and playing vidya occasionally

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I'm just used to it being at the bottom I'm not too fussed about saving/wasting space

Throw it in the washer lad :^)

Police have launched an investigation to find missing British YouTube star Marina Joyce - 10 days after she was last seen.

news.sky.com/story/marina-joyce-police-investigate-disappearance-of-british-youtube-star-11781733

Her boyfriend is on twitter saying she's fine but there's still an active missing persons report out for her. He doesn't think that sounds suspicious at all.

Mental.

For our lives today the best for the most people was remain. The best option for the end of the century and the centuries to come was always Leave. Fuck the EU. The way it's behaved since the election is proof enough it should never have been allowed to get where it is.

Whatever the price of milk rises to is worth it to me to have seen the torpedo it put in The Media bogeyman. Smug cunts thought they could mock the public until we fell in line and it backfired hard on them.

2016 was a FANTASTIC year for sticking it to the clown world.

I wish the millions of other youtube "stars" would also disappear.

that's saying her killer/bf said she wasn't missing.
veru suspiciou

nonces, nonces everywhere. These vermin cannot continue to exist.

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At any one moment I can read more of /britfeel/ than you can. That makes me not only a better /britfeel/ contributor, but a better person in general.

I'm sorry to break it to you like this. It's not too late to change, though. I believe in you. For the greater good.

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>he doesn't scroll through the thread as fast as he can johnny 5 style

fucking storm level winds outside and mum demanded that I come with my dog to get a coffee

sat outside with leaves blowing into my fucking mug and she's all like isn't this nice

like fucking hell it is

Its weird this discussion is happening today when yesterday my taskbar on my laptop has started defaulting to the right for some reason.
Every time I boot up it's back on the right
Ree

>presses F11
Your move.

She's the one that people thought was under mind control or some shit a few years ago wasn't she?

It's a bit pic related

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>he has to press F11 just to even match my level, sacrificing his own convenience
Enjoy wasting your limited lifespan of mouse clicks.

Move it to the top lid, it's the only sane position. Who doesn't want their taskbar at eye level?

>F11
>Mouse
I don't suppose I should expect any better from a windows user.

>he doesn't perform HTTPS gets using the command prompt
>he doesn't view webpages as raw HTML using notepad++

My mistake, I meant to say key presses. I've been having problems with my mouse recently. It's ruining me.

The task bar is staying at the bottom lads

Fuck all this new age shit

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>new age
He doesn't want to get comfy OS/2 style.

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>too windy for washing to dry
dang it

you're not a reel junglist man

I know. Never pretended to be 1 desu because i only like that song.

Trying to leave. Was very bored and don't think we are really compatible. Asked to wait for a bit by girl. Proceeds to have a conversation in chinese on the phone. How can I escape lads. It's one of those doors you need keys to get out of.
I'm done wasting my time with ugly chinese girls that aren't even interested or really interesting. Was deluding myself.

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rape her lmao oregano

Yes love a good fridge body boy wearing girls clothes.

why my scottish pretend being a girl on boards threads he make ? i dont get it he always pretend being a girl whats wrong with him ?

he doesnt have disphoria or anything like that effeminate or something like that, why he do that ?

plump ... is he going to come back guys anytime ? ipost he ignore doesnt he have empathy or feel pity to me .... i though we were friends

stop pretending being a girl and fapping with other guy and get with me already you dummy

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Maybe you should have worn some more expensive jeans

point your willy at her, silly. maybe add some hip thrusts, she'll get the message

Thought you said she was ugly, she looks nice.
You spent the night so obviously she likes you.

Ahhh you've got a boner!!!!
*points*

She's the one with the mental issues/speech impediment that she has literally never addressed.
Hope this is serious so that maybe the police reveal what is actually wrong with her in the post mortem.

Back at work

Who /HATES/ whites here?

The only white I hate is Monica White

taou pou wou means to kill in a violent way. if you heard that then run and jump out of the window

>works nights
>works saturdays
Monica your honorary white status is hanging by a thread here

instagram.com/brandon_mehmed/
>mehmed
Marina has already been served up in your kebab.

I work Sundays too

I'm sure that really really soon I'll be just working nights