Psych ward

I assume you're an Amerimutt from your description of how shit it is. It shouldn't be illegal to mention suicide to your psychologist, that'll only make it worse

>That'll only make it worse
AGREED
So far I just feel like I lost all hope I had to be a normal functioning person in society (that isn't gamer ofc) feel like ending my life even more just that this time I'll have to scam my way out of this place

Just fake it until you can get out shouldn't be hard, once you're out you work on not kys.

That's what I'll try doing just without the work part

This picture is stragly cinfysfddsc

I was sent to a psych ward once after I shitposted on r9k.

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Damn, I hope you told the nurses you were just meming and you don't belong there

They didn't believe me and I had to stay there for 8 months lol.

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What a clown world

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Got sent into a psych ward once, met some interesting people there.

Did you get to know anyone mention-worthy user?

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this is the usa

>in other countries a simple pussy ass message gets you benefits
>meanwhile hundreds of attempts and diagnosis dont even get you benefits

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Before coming there I had some level of social anxiety and lack of skills so I constantly avoid interactions(up to the level of not answering my name) so far I've only spoken to one person, a 29 yo white druggie apperantly he was actually in prison (didn't ask why) we spoke about metal bands, quite scary but interesting guy

you have cute feet
I can try committing suicide too

let us be mental together

At least you can kill yourself once you get out of there, hell knows you'll want to if it's anything like the one I was in.

You'll be out within 5 days for good behavior user, just agree to everything they say and don't question anything.
It's what I did when I were sent there after an attempted suicide, they just don't care and want you to reassure them that their tic-tacs they're feeding you is magically helping..
Next time, plan better, it's what I'm doing now, watching tv is only fun for so long while in a locked down ward.

It's so fucked up. I deal with bipolar, extreme depression, and social anxiety. I haven't even applied for benefits because I fucking know I'll get denied even though I'm not fucking working. Who are these benefits for? It's like, "Oh don't worry user there's hope!!!....No the benefits only exist to give you a false sense of hope but you're actually fucked. Take these meds that don't work and try to do a job that you hate!" God damn a mere $400 a month would feel like a miracle.

>Also all of this is true where I come from
which is?

>You have cute feet
Pretty weird complement but thanks user

That's what I'm currently doing user.
I just need to get Rid of them and then easily exacute the plan just that this time I would be careful and send messages only a moment before I commit suicide

Why dont you just pull yourself together and stop being dramatic. Stop expecting everything to click in to place and feel right, it wont do that if its own accord. You live a life according to a set of rules and exercise discipline over yourself and it gets easier day by day.

My brother has schizophrenia, that was started with skunk weed abuse, and despite having the lowest benefits, he does work, is able to find work and even likes to work.

The issue in eastern europe is that unemployment is low, pay is low, but despite that, you get the information that your contribution to society is needed.

None of this thank you job creators for giving me the job you have so gracefully created for me. None of this shit would fly here despite loads of policy makers and free-market-fundamentalism schooled economic experts fucking up the economy for the common people.

>psychologist
oof. also, they can't just force you to go to one. what did they do, come into your home and force you?

She informed my psychiatrist and she decided to force me into there

you know I mean the best

but really seeing those feet and their proprietor in a coffin would be a great loss for the world

>Why dont you just pull yourself together and stop being dramatic.

And how the fuck do you suppose I "just pull myself up?" When you're in an extremely depressed state of mind the want for everything is pretty much gone. It feels like torment and I can't stress that enough. I spent all of my fucking 20s trying to work my ass off before finally admitting to myself that I really can't do this on my own. Do you think bipolar doesn't exist? Do you have it?

I have schizoaffective disorder (essentially bipolar + schizophrenia), and I'm only 20. Life is pretty fucked, even when I try my darnedest to get better -- I always fall back down. I applied for benefits and got accepted. But this is in Australia. See, a lot of those with chronic and lifelong mental illnesses can get accepted.

This is possible thanks to the communist indoctrination in the Eastern states. Let us all take a moment to appreciate Lenin's contribution to people's unity through labour.

>they can't just force you to go to one.
yes they can
t. psych ward worker

even more reason to never have a psychiatrist then. this shit should be illegal.

>Seeing those in a coffine
My feet and rest of the body will be deformed on impact.
I don't expect an open casket

It's our culture. Egoism infected our communities like a plague. And whenever they do "investigations" of wrongdoing, it's a farce. The British call it Checking your Own Homework

Gateway to the BUX!

but BUX!

It was a metaphorical expression but I get you

I also support the method of suicide. I plan to one day rent a luxury sports car and ram it into a wall at full speed, and also preferably have something detonate inside the cabin upon impact.

Good luck with that originaililililu

You do it through sheer grit and willpower. I dont believe in bipolar. I believe in anxiety and depression they are both animal states. I also believe the human mind is capable of playing tricks on itself. Everyone needs to find that certain something that gets them through the day. It could be work, exercise, art, booze. Literally anything. And you start from there. Also cut out anything in you life that causes you stress. Ive had anxiety before and it was awful so dont think I am just trolling you. Ruined my early 20s but you just got to keep moving forward. Ideation and rumination do not help one bit. Therapy is garbage. Move forward.

imagine being this much of a retarded hick boomer

>I dont believe in bipolar.

Hahaha you've clearly never seen a full blown manic episode. Bipolar exists whether you believe in it or not.

>teehee im gona matybe kyll mysewfff!!!!!11!
>im so depwessed!!>.oh no look at me how did I end up here darn i only sent a suicidal message to my therapist teehee
>teehee look at my pajamas arent i special?!1!
its another episode of a suburban fucking weak faggot who has never experienced anything even remotely difficult uses a trip to the psych ward as some kind of attention grab. Get a fucking hold of yourself and grow up. Actually, please kill yourself for real.

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How did they force you? Did an ambulance show up to your house? Did you act calm and co-operative in the situtation? You should be sent back home within a week if it's inspection period and you act all cool and tell it was a spontaneous impulse thing, act nonviolent, non-threatening and answer all questions.

My ward

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Protip: Psychology is pseudoscience, and the inmates are running the asylum.

>le boomer psychology isnt real science like biology

I got sent to get a mental evaluation w a police escort over music lyrics i wrote on my binder in 8th grade they let me go the same day

I also made a bomb threat by accident that day but thats besides the point

lmaooo xddd i was in a mental hospital for 3 fucking months

> Attention if by attention you meant replies to a Jow Forums thread I admit.
I thought it would interest many people on here
>teehee look at my pajamas arent i special
I uploaded this pic to verify what (at least partly) what I'm saying
>Weak faggot
Not really just an average beta on this site
>Actually, please kill
Am I supposed to be offended by this message , seriesly?
I wonder if this is irony.
BTW you don't have to worry I'm pretty sure I'll manage to kms

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does anyone know how long is the hospital stay in the uk if you get commited for being suicidal OR for attempting?

hahaha imagine being 20 years old and wanting to kill yourself

like just go outside and be yourself nigger its not hard

it's not "illegal", but when they think someone is a threat to themself or others (suicide falls under the latter) they're required to report the situation to stop the person

>How did they force you? Did an ambulance show up to your house?
They didn't force me physically into an ambulance because we informed province's psychiatrist that we are cooperating so I had to come by myself
>You should be sent back home within a week if it's inspection period and you act all cool
Not true a certain psyciatrist and psychologist checked me and then decided I have to stay for some time, so far it seem like if I'll keep taking the meds and be cooperative I'll be released in 1-2 weeks

>act nonviolent, non-threatening and answer all questions
I DID
>tell it was a spontaneous impulse thing
I DID NOT

Looks better then mine, is it private?

Science means being able to replicate results of studies.

oh you mean those things funded by big pharma?

GFYS, user. The only faggots that spout your discipline nonsense are shitheel normies that have never had to deal with depression.

You should have learned how to do this in high school already you underageb&

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You needed to declare your intent? What a faggot. A suicidal man says little to nothing and just shocks the shitty world with his dead carcass. Then there are all the douchebags saying how they cared about him only to forget him a day later.

You don't declare your suicidal intent. You don't kill yourself to make people feel sad. You do it because this world sucks cosmic cocks and deserves the oven.

Also, you don't do mass shootings in the process. If death is a sweet release and redemption, I'd rather those I hate keep living to fuck themselves to oblivion before they die. No, I'm no charitable organization. You kill yourself and let others do the thinking about life sucking. If they can't, too bad they'll be stuck in the Cycle of Samsara.

Not if you have a gun lmao