This thread is for femcels to discuss our self-improvement strategies.
What are your goals for the next year?
Mine are
>lose 50lb
>learn about make up
>learn about fashion
>get therapy
>improve my social skills
>graduate with a mech engineering degree
>go on some dates
>get a qt bf
What are you doing to improve yourself? Remember ladies, only YOU hold the key to your destiny,
Boy incels are also welcome to reply with their self improvement strategies.
We are ALL gonna make it
you could be my gf as a self improvement strategy
i would love you how you are but i want to motivate you to try your best and tell you that you're the best
>mech engineering degree
...what?
we can be r9k motivation buddies instead!
men don't enhance your life
Oh, mechanical engineering! I'm such an idiot, I was thinking of big robots.
education is an important part of self improvement!
i want to try my best to enhance a fembot's life, i just want to be good enough
>learn how to do basic makeup
>cut my hair
>lose a couple of kgs
>have a better eating schedule
>actually do my hobbies
good for you femanon
we're all gonna make it
>lose weight
>start drawing again
>play more vidya
>move out
>start college
>learn to code to make a cute AI bf
femcels should sit on robot faces, it will help with your self esteem
but robots are ugly and dont brush their teeth
>Tfw no femcel gf to take to tourist places
excuse me but i brush twice a day and floss at night. my dentist is a milf and im a good boy
what about robots who take showers and brush their teeth everyday
you disgust me
i dont want to sit on anyones face
What worked for me last year
>Stopped wearing leggings and boots or sneakers
>HIGHHEELS
>dyed out the rainbow color highlights in my hair
>stopped hanging around with goofy guys
>bought clothes at TJ Max that fit instead of Goodwill that didn't
>LIPGLOSS is amazing
>tasteful makeup and hint of perfume
>got rid of all the braided or rubber bracelets for something sparkly
>walked with my shoulders back so my boobs bounced
I was already thin but had a shape I hid so I stopped that shit.
This will be my freshman year of university and cannot wait.
>you disgust me
youre just jealous of my dentist
submissive males need to be eradicated
ill fuckin pee on you bitch
can I hold you in my arms then while we fall asleep together?
p-pls be my gf
only if you're hydrated enough
can i hydrate on your pee and then pee your pee back on you?
ok as long as u let me cuddle my boyfriend too
can i recommend professional help?
ive been laying on my bed for weeks too lazy to do anything and my breath smells like dog shit
I study medicine, am I good enough for fembots to date instead of engineering?
>my boyfriend
This is an explicit femcel thread and you can't even follow the most basic of rules
Fuck off
issa joke senpai calm down
>can i recommend professional help?
how about you go suck a fuck
ok ill go do that
Learn how to debate without going full wimminz
Please I like it when a girl's pussy is on my face
The the only femdom thing I like
ewww what a dirty ho
eating pussy is such a reddit beta male thing to do
i think wanting to piss on someone is a bit worse
yea but at least i dont want to poo on anyone, its all about perspective
there is always going to be something worse. that doesnt make it any more acceptable or any less disgusting.
What if I tie you down and forcefully ate your pussy out?
thats not even the hot kind of rapeplay
male here
>get to 10% bodyfat
>clean up and redecorate my home
>get a fembot alone and rape her
>find a nicer hairstyle
I don't get the point of incel/ascend threads, since they mostly turn into something like Yeah, some of it is standard stuff like improve your physical appearance or focus on studies, but there seems to be a similar theme of:
>Dress as slutty as possible
>Invest heavily into make-up, follow our femcel tutorials to master the art of contouring :)
>Dedicate yourself to be aesthetically pleasing as possible, dropping hobbies were necessary
>Growing a massive ego, delude yourself into thinking you'll get an overwhelming positive response from both genders
Why the obsession with the pink pill/red pill/whatever the fuck you lot call it? Why the extreme desire to conform, in the hopes of getting someone you're attracted to, when you could try and not replicate the person who bullied you growing up, but rather, just buying decent clothes and throwing yourself into those awkward hobbies you love and get good at them.
I cannot understand the appeal of getting free drinks and throwing out your number. I cannot rack my head around the desire for some lads to construct harams from the amount of girls they can seduce on Tinder. It seems so overwhelmingly hollow
What an interesting women
I dont desire much but I want to make sure that within the following year i will
>manage to find a way to fix my spinal condition
>make sure my little sister does well in school and doesnt have a terrible group of friends that will cause her trouble
>make sure my mother stops beefing with her brother over the inherited house as well as make sure she gets more support from her husband
>finally do something for myself for once because i dont want to constantly worry about everyone not doing well and never fighting for my own future
>get my cat preggo cos i want kittens
also would love to open a cat cafe within the next two years
Fine we can do your stuff later
Why can't we also indulge in my fetishes as well?
Femcels aren't real stupid roastie. Girls do this because they want top-tier Chads. Boys do this because it's necessary to get anyone at all.
>Be me
>Wake up as biological female
>Timetomakesomemoney.exe
>See mailman
>Suck him off while he gives me peoples paychecks
>Go to bank and suck off guy so he'll cash my checks
>Have a bit of money but need a car
>Go to luxuy car dealership and suck off manager
>Get a nice car and $3000
>Drive to club
>Find CEO
>Suck him off and make 1 billion dollars
>Drive back to bank
>Sign everything over to make name
>Sleep
>Am male again
>Get idea
>Write "female" here in n piece of cardboard and tape it to abandoned building
>Collect money and offerings left by men.
Life would be so easy. Also not gay
I've already improved drastically/ am pretty I get make attention now but time to fix my shit and autistic personality to finally become Stacy
because your fetishes are degenerate
Wanting pussy in my face is degenerate?
How?
Is you sucking dick make you a degenerate?
no because i'm a girl. giving head is a submissive thing and it's the natural order for girls to be submissive.
>mech engineering degree
hello fellow engineer autist
If the standards are so high, care to prove it?
I bet you that if you took some selfies, signed up to the popular dating apps on mobile and tried to engage in a conversation based on their interests, you might break the margin required to get a date
I say this as my brother who is 36, who has grey hair, is broke, with his only strength that he's 6 foot, hooked up with some 20 year old are student off Tinder
Too small 2bh
by the pope this one actually gets it
Today I tried looking a guy I found qt in the eyes and smiling at him instead of averting my gaze like I always do. Nothing (except for a small dose of hope and positivity) came of it but I just kept smiling like a lunatic.
As for my actual goals for the next year
>read through my backlog of books
>finish growing out my hair
>buy more dresses and less jeans
>gain something resembling a friend
>finish 1st year of uni with dignity
So what if I forcibly place your pussy in my face?
I just want your pussy in my face
I'll piss on you later if your heart so requires it
So you don't like getting eaten out?
after 1000 times of looking them in the eyes and smiling one will eventually do something, maybe
or just talk to them yourself lol
50lbs is a lot of weight. Best of luck.
im woke
why are u so obsessed with this?
ive never been and i dont want to be, i find it repulsive
i would but i dont know how to really improve mental illness
>just talk to them yourself lol
I'm still 10000 steps away from this step, but that's the goal.
Because pussy is one of the greatest treasures in the universe and I want it in my face
More specifically I want your pussy in my face
Consider it a trophy if you will
jesus christ what has this world come to
i agree, i'm rather disgusted by this user
ok so no pussy eating
what about a guy fingering you
since i'm a guy i don't take kindly to being fingerd
Being sexually attracted to pussies?
That is the most natural thing imaginable
i doubt that considering youre so obviously a gay
yeah I was thinking
she must be quite the state to fuck up as a woman in engineering
most the girls on my course have at least 20 orbiters, and maybe 5 decent guys giving her attention
it's crazy
what's so hard to gasp about the fact that pussies are for fucking
Pussy looks nice to guys and we like the smell, you should let a nigger eat you out at least once since you would be repulsed anyway, they have thick nigger lips and a big tongue.
Or get some peanut butter and find a dog. Either way you're missing out.
i have never felt so sick in my whole life. niggers and the thought of pussy eating are my two least favourite things.
Yeah yeah you hate men but I'm sure as fuck have no problem pretending you don't so you can manipulate resources out of them
No such thing as femcels. You can always find a partner, therefore you are not shut out from the dating market.
It's weird that you're submissive but also refuse to submit to my sexual pleasure
50 POUNDS? You probably need to lose 100 anyway. Yasser Queen Slay.
Not him, but a couple years ago I tried interpals, which ought to be a more forgiving environment than tinder, and it was a complete shitfest. There were some relatively normal girls I could have a conversation with for a while, but they were by far the minority, and even those eventually ghosted. The competition in online dating is ridiculous. Not that this anecdotal experience proves it, but neither is it needed, given that we have all those studies and numbers from tinder and okcupid.
it's natural to be attracted to them but you're supposed to put your dick in
You got shut down by an Jow Forums slam pig. You will never recover.
it's pretty easy to walk up and talk to a guy
if it goes badly it's very unlikely to be your fault, either the guy is distracted, absolutely bricking it that a real girl has just walked up and talked to him, or completely oblivious and all of your flirting went over his head (me)
whereas walking up to a girl you don't really know and trying to talk to them is pretty much asking for a bad time
how about getting throat fucked?
you enjoy that?
im submissive but i also wouldnt let you shit on me. there are limits to that kind of subservience
never had it done to me but i have quite a bad gag reflex. id want to work up to that but i would like it.
There's a difference between pussy licking and shiting on you
I did it because its the only thing that works and believe me I was astounded how well it works. Before all the guys called me bro and never saw me as a girl and I had to sit there and listen to them talk about how much they would die for a chance with this one of that one so I listened, copied what those girls did and HAPPY me with the results.
both are just as unappealing to me
>i would like that
damn right you would
you're a prude, it's OK, you'll be a roastie eventually
It seems easy in theory, but the fact is I can't even do that to other girls in a friendly manner. Where I live there is a stereotype about people who talk to strangers being either drunk or mentally ill for a reason desu.
What are you even supposed to say to him without weirding him out?
I love the lick but alas so few guys know how and none I've come across know how to really use their fingers. Be gentle guys
No black guy I've been with will eat my pussy, like sometimes they might get close but then a big NOPE. White guys will at least try
>pretty hot bulge you got there
works every time trust me
lol where do you live? finland?
here's some advice
don't say things like this i will irl ghost you like I do to homeless people even if we're mid conversation
I don't even know if he still thinks of me. Once he got on board that unforgiving train I imagine that he whiled away the time. Through the cold Grey morning and the city rain. Thinking of somebody else who'll run to himWho'll ask him "Did you miss me maybe now and then?"
Laughing he'll say "Well I met this funny girl,
But just a summer thing I won't see her again"
Oh God I hope I'm wrong
But I'm not feeling very strong
I've been so up and down so sad
So happy feeling good and bad
I'm young I'm old I laugh I cry
I tell the truth but that's a lie
I've been so in and out so wild
So well behaved so pure defiled
Oh Solitudine, that word I hate to say... Nah, nah, nah... Nah, nah, nah...
And no I wasn't crazy to do what we did
I even wish I'd been a bit more crazy still
And kept a little more of him to see me through
He loved me all he could I never had my fill
And then I'm back inside my room he knows so well
I feel again the way he moved I take it slow
I talk to him and he becomes a part of me
And then I know he'll never let the summer go
Oh God I hope I'm right
I won't give in without a fight
And I can take the words they throw
At me for none of them could know
That we had something very few
Will ever find their whole life through
I wouldn't change a single day
Although the price I have to pay
Is Solitudine,
The loneliness, is tearing me apart
It tears me up it pulls me down and then
It wraps around my heart
Oh Solitudine,
Does he remember all he said to me
I've been so up and down so sad
So happy feeling good and bad
I'm young I'm old I laugh I cry
I tell the truth but that's a lie
I've been so in and out so wild
So well behaved so pure defiled
Oh Solitudine,
Does he remember all he said to me
But I can take the words they throw at me
For none of them could know
That we had something very few
Will ever find their whole life through
I wouldn't change a single day
Although the price I have to pay
wishing all the best for everyone. hope things turn out ok and you get what you're aiming for
Yep. I wrote your example down and will definitely report back with results once I use it on a male.
I'm glad you enjoy it but accept that some guys just find it repulsive because it's very much a submissive gesture. i actually think it's a lot like getting railed by another guy. disgusting? for sure. except probably eating pussy is even worse since it's all about submiitting to a woman. i don't think either of these are healthy.
lol
tbf you can say pretty much anything, most girls are very boring anyway so just the fact you started talking first makes you interesting
you actually live in finland? i've met some fins in uni in UK
they are pretty cool but you have to get them really drunk just to act like a sober bong
I want to find a smart femcel, because y'all have your shit together and know what you want from life. Maybe not from men sometimes, but from what I've noticed you're more likely to have actual realistic goals. None of that 'I wanna be a movie star actor model' bullshit that every top 10 reality star gas huffing bitch has.
I want to improve my mental health and gain weight. I haven't gained anything but I'm slowly improving my mental health and so far it's been alright.