/r9gay/ - #812

literally end my life please

Hello, did you call for a 5'5 top?

Why can't I seem to find a bf like you?

Time for beer and chips

Hey guys Where's my bf who likes cuddling most

so it's true after all that everything good must come to an end, how to deal with this feel?

I'm right here :^) but I'm guessing you aren't from the UK

I'm from uk too user

Don't worry. There's a type for everyone. If the balding is that bad, shave it off. Take life by its reigns and say "fuck you."

Which part, I'm from the midlands

Second best boy next to Taiga

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>tfw no gay bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Worstpersonalive/

>german animeposter
yikes

I'm legendary eagle in csgo. Reply if you want to be my csgo bf.

>v*deo games
bro thats fucking gross

I'm replying to let you know you're a manchild and nobody will date a video games playing loser

How big is your penis?
irl not in game

bluepilled and cringeyikes bro

>buzzwords
proving right

yikes cringe oof based autism niggerpilled

6 and a half inches of meat

7 and a half incher here, glad to know i can make fun of other r9gayers for their smaller ween

>tfw no bf to make fun of my small pp and call it cute

ew
>tfw no average pp bf to not lewd but game and make feel awesome
y liv

dont ew me i'll murder you and then myself

I don't have a gaydar because of autism, I'm emotionally unintelligent. How to find a top bf without getting punched again?

DO IT PUSSY, I'M READY TO DIE

>>tfw no average pp bf to not lewd but game and make feel awesome
make me feel awesome pls

I HATE NIGGERS, I HATE NIGGERS, I HATE NIGGERS
now give me a short bf that also hates niggers

nigger here i hate myself lets hate me together

>tfw there are twinky robots on here and you'll never get to eat their butts while they play vidya

But Yoichi is best boy

>tfw no bf (that feel when no boyfriend)

tfw no bf that wants to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

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Yoichi is objectively 3rd best boy, I haven't played his route yet so I can't put him higher

can cute boys really not tell if they're cute unless you compliment them often? or do they know they're cute and just pretend to be self conscious to get compliments?

Fuck off you dumb fuck. But mah white race.

cute boys dont exist in the 3rd dimension

does anyone need a tf2 medic bf
i unboxed a 60 key medic unusual

>tfw no chocolate bf to ignore raceshit with

>tfw no bf to cuddle with while i insult for being a loser

Fugg i lost my earbuds at a party and now i cant listen to boys moaning on camera

as a cute boy we can definitely tell we're cute
we just really enjoy getting compliments so we employ different strategies to get them

What are some good gay pornsites?
Im really in a mood to watch some twinks ride a dildo

blow me kike lover

>tfw got a disco beatdown killer exclusive during the crate depression as my first unusual
>tfw just WAITING for the dev team to make it tradeable so I can reap that sweet, sweet profit

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>boys moaning on camera
what do you mean? can I sign up for this service too?

>tfw no bf to spank my bussy till it's bright red

Can you die from loneliness? I started getting ulcers even though I don't do anything stressful besides work. My heart also feels like it has a cut or something. I'm scared but I don't have insurance, I just need to know so I can leave a letter for my family.

>tfw no pure bf who doesn't care about sex in the first place

sex is the only fun thing in a relationship
what else are you gonna do that's more fun doing together than doing alone?

literally anything else at all! i'm not saying no sex ever, but they should be able to go more than a week or two without it and especially not expect it for the first couple months

>they should be able to go more than a week or two without it
I'm pretty sure 90% of people can do that, but as I said that is the only fun thing in a relationship so expect it to fall apart quickly.

>tfw no bf to base your entire relationship off of sex and dump you the moment you dont put out

I share your attitude user
I'm not sure I would want sex at all apart from giving the succ

That seems pretty fair. Maybe anons here go to sex as a substitute for a personality. I'm boring as fuck and dense like a rock, so it's easier to just bend over than it is to figure out how to get more than a "hmm" and "uh huh" from people. I tried man, I'm just a loser.

i don't mind sex but it shouldn't be a main part of a relationship, that makes us no better than the flag waving lgbt degenerates, i just want a bf to live happily ever after with and help eachother achieve our dreams

>wanting to be constantly bothered by some fag and tied down to him
yikes

idk most people i know lewd at least once a week. and if sex is the only fun thing you share in common then you shouldn't be dating at all
bad user
a lot of people pretend they have no interests because they're embarrassed or think their interests aren't "real" interests. being autistically into something like a specific kind of music, or a specific videogame, or even (I dare say) drugs, those are all better than truly having no interests. to the right person the autistic fascinations are gonna be cute and they might even share the interest!
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originally extra super based

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Play videogames, hug, cuddle, cook together, watch movies
I can think of many things
But I'll never have a bf

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I think I'm getting you. I myself am hoping for a sexless relationship (if I'll ever have one), not because I believe in purity an sins but because it's suck a fucking stressful situation. What should I do, how long should I do it, and when is it finally over?

Well what are you faggots doing today?

playing videogames, cooking and watching movies are all done together
hugs and cuddles are for normies

>What should I do, how long should I do it, and when is it finally over?
You shouldn't worry about it. If both love each other everything is okay.

>tfw no bf to wrap me like a burrito

I kind of get that. Eventually (with the right person) you both will be nervous and scared but you won't do it strictly for pleasure, you'll also do it to bond with each other further

>tfw no wow cIassic bf

Here's the problem, I only did hookups (I didn't like it) and I don't think I have the soft skills to ever find someone without directly scaring him away.
And generally, while I'm not anti sex I don't get why people care much about it. I never felt anything besides the one feeling you have for taking a massive shit

I quit my job today. Had to stay an hour late again.
No one remembered my birthday lol.
Guess I'll look for a new one.

See , Im hardly getting something out of it and only did it to stop being a virgin

I'm right here, Horde only though

>expecting anyone to remember or even care about your birthday
the most you should do for your birthday is making a post on your homeboard announcing that its your birthday and appreciate the (you)s.

I would have appreciated it if my family remembered this year.
Oh well such is life. My home board won't let me post anymore. Haha.

>My home board won't let me post anymore
;_;

yeah iktf. I thought bottoming would be fun, but it makes me feel like I have to pee and there's no way I can mentally force myself to let myself "pee" (I know it would just be cum) right onto my damn bed. just be a top from now on then ez :^)

>tfw no switch bf to slowly acclimate into bottoming

Been there, do e that, didn't feel anything :| my partners liked what I did, but it wasn't for me.
Other question, what do you think about kissing? Because I never got that either. It's hyped as fuck but again I never felt anything and it felt disgusting, like licking an uncooked, unseasoned hot dog sausage

>tfw no bf who hates kissing
>tfw will never kiss-rape him

Don't make fun about me. There are literally zero Google results about people who don't get it and I don't want to feel even more like an outcast than I already do

>Thread that's not started with a shota cartoon
>Shittiest thread this year

You guys are all prison gay

Prison gays deserve to die alone, tbhonest

how many kissrs does it take to stop a boy from cutting himself?

the concept doesn't appeal to me but it's not like i have had chance to do it in real life

idk i just feel like there's a mental block stopping it from feeling good. i'd try again with the right person though after months of dating! it also makes me feel a bit bad cuz i just sorta lay there and can't take control without feeling uncomfortable
i hate, HATE kissing someone i'm not actively dating, even if i find them attractive. the concept of it is kinda gross in and of itself, but quick pecks on the cheek/lips are cute and nice. full blown tongue on tongue action would only feel good if i were stupidly horny with my bf orrrr really fucked up with my bf (which in turn would probably make me super horny)

I think being a virgin is better than "had sex but is the only person in the world who doesn't understand the concept"

Pecs aren't better. My parents hadme to give everyone a kiss and I absolutely hated it

severe mental illness usually isn't fixed with kisses, i know this revelation is about to shatter some people's dreams

well pecks from your parents is very very different than pecks from your bf

How do I get a bf like this?

oringan

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Steal all 64 of donkey kong's coconuts and present them to his majesty.