You guys should try getting a professional cuddler. Made me feel 10,000 times better about life and they're used to old strange looking men so you're probably better than their clients
cuddlecomfort.com is the easiest to use from what I've seen.
Why not give it a try user?
Why should I pay for something I could easily get if I'd go outside.
Normies OUT. You are on the WRONG board
>if I'd go outside
>normie
I'm a neet you autist.
Oh, no wonder the women are all over you then. All the money you need, and the time you can spare...truly I envy you :-(
>weeb
>obnoxious delusional retard
everytiem
How could I live with myself knowing that I have to fucking pay someone just to touch me.
This, It fucks me up knowing this is even a thing
This is almost lower than being a cuck, at least the cuck could get a girl
Girls always want to "fix" me.
>weeb
No u baka.
see above
also
>156
fresh off the (up)boat too I see
I don't unterstand you, retarded frogposter.
if u can't understand english maybe you're the retarded weeb instead?
also obnoxious and delusional
>another 156 pic
pure cringe
Where's the best cities to get cuddles?
>also obnoxious and delusional
Why?
>156 pic
You have autism.
How do "men" like yourself get so feminine and pathetic? Check your test levels
I would, but I'm in Europe and this shit doesn't exist in my country. I could get an outright hooker but that's not what I want.
I'd rather pay an escort for a good service. I can't trick myself into thinking the cuddler loves me, but with an escort at least I get my end off.
It always ends this way
origifuckinal
>donate to e-girls
>donate to streamer patreons
>pay for premium snapchat
>pay for cuddling
what's next, paying for sex? imagine if that was an option. imagine if you could do that.
>cuddlecomfort.com
Isn't this basically Tinder except with some retarded 'gimmick' about how it's non-sexual (yeah right), or am I missing something?
Hey if you could get money, and used the money to get the girl, by the transitive property you did in fact get a girl
Imagine actually paying a girl to hug or too even talk to you, at that point you should kill yourself if its that hard for a girl to even fucking talk to you lmfaoooooooo
where do you think you are brohan
>cuddling is not a human right
What's this world we live in
I could never do it, I rather get a cat or a dog. I'd get attached to her, I know this because I got attached to the one girl who used to fuss my hair.
This is a weird business. I don't think it's exactly ethical to do this. You are taking advange of someone emotionally stunted. But you are also helping them, sort of. But some people may use your services as a crutch and never improve. It's weird. I don't know what to think without further discussion.
How do you go to a professional cuddler without snapping into a murderous nobody loves me rage
I feel like it would just feel fake and make me angry
Women really do have life on easy mode.
Getting paid to literally just fucking cuddle.
Waah! Oh my its seems I've tripped! Guess I'm going to have to accidentally cuddle you now!
yeah, I don't know. I think the kind of guys who go through with it probably don't have that kind of fight within them to begin with imo
That depends, which state are you in?
True, all this is going to do is create more problems, we need to not be fucking pathetic like the men who pay for this shit and not value women like they're goddess and literally pay them to touch us.
WOMEN ARE NOT s p e c i a l
they're so out of reach cause we keep being pay pigs to them.
I weigh way too much for it to be clever for me to try this little "trick"
I went to check it out and the professional cuddlers aren't even cute. They're all ham planets. This is beyond depressing.
jfl if you'd "cuddle" these people
Don't know which are more desperate, the people who are so ugly they need to pay for cuddles or the people who actually go work there to get cuddles from even uglier people. At least they're getting paid for it.
Imagine paying for cuddling when you could pay to piss in her mouth